None Dare Call It Ordinary!

This episode covers the other end of the extreme diet spectrum: the all meat, all the time carnivore diet. We discover from Konstantin Monastyrsky that the absence of fiber in the carnivore diet is a good thing (we also discover that his wife is a "walking billboard" for his self-taught nutritional theories). Gab CEO Andrew Torba and Fox News anchor Jesse Watters teach us that meat-eating is the only path towards true Alpha Maledom. Lastly, Jordan and Mikhaila Peterson show us how eating only beef, salt, and water can relieve us from something approximating terror . . . at least until we have a glass of apple cider. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

In this bonus episode we finally give the people what they want - SPORTS! But this isn’t an ESPN podcast, we won’t be covering any sports that make sense. Instead, we take a different unmarked path. Listen to find out all you care to know about the sports of shin-kicking, toe wrestling, and extreme ironing. Finally, we take a deeper dive into the Barkley Marathon. A marathon so close to impossible no one successfully completed it for nearly a decade. But at least Lazarus Lake has all the white button-down shirts he could ever need. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode covers the raw side of the extreme diets landscape, whether they promote raw vegetables and fruits to create the feminist communist utopia, raw meat that you slaughtered only minutes previously, or raw milk that Dr. Ron Paul thinks should be legal for any doofus that wants to drink it. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This bonus episode covers all the creepy crawlies living inside your gut RIGHT NOW! It turns out that microorganisms are extorting you to eat candy and also to kiss the black stone at Mecca because midichlorians are real or something. There is even discussion of the final microbiotic frontier: the MYCObiome. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode covers the history and lore of the best day in February: Groundhog Day. We discuss why Punxsutawney was saddled with this yearly tradition surrounding a prognosticating rodent and just how disgusting Groundhog Punch sounds, no matter how immortal it makes you. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This outtake reel reveals all the mistakes, bloopers, and confabulations we've made up till the end of 2019.  Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon.

This episode covers the (literal) Christian demonization of yoga and the attempt by some yogis to bring Christ with them on the mat. Will they be successful, or should we opt for Dr. Laurette Willis's Christian alternative to yoga, PraiseMoves? Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes and tell us whether you think yoga is a Satanic trap to put a baby demon in your empty soul? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Now you can by merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This bonus episode covers an issue that brought Bob Kirkland and Calvin into direct confrontation: How can we have free will if God knows everything we're going to do? We set up some preliminaries before presenting the basic argument for theological fatalism and then proceed to describe all the (failed) attempts to show that God's foreknowledge and free will have been compatible all along. Want to listen to the rest of this episode along with all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon.

This bonus episode covers the YouTube comment gift that keeps on giving: OurLadyisGod.com. We learn that not only is sedevacantism true but that the Bible is an anti-Catholic heresy, Moses is a Jewish-Masonic-Luciferian, the Lord and the Jewish Jesus are satanic, and, most importantly, that the Virgin Mary herself is part of the Holy Trinity. Want to listen to this and all our bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon.

We hope you haven't had your fill of Calvin-bashing because Bob Kirkland was kind enough to include three appendices to None Dare Call it Heresy that we just HAD to cover. Plus we read an e-mail correcting our mistaken pronunciation of a certain New York town from Episode 63: The War on Christmas. Think that Bob is wrong and that we ARE totally depraved? Let us know at our Patreon page!

In this New Year's Day episode, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest discuss new changes for None Dare Call It Ordinary and their favorite moments from 2019. Want to discuss these changes or share your own favorite moments from 2019? Let us know on Patreon.

This episode covers the one-hundred year history of the War on Christmas, from its origins in the antisemitic rantings of Henry Ford and the anticommunist ravings of the John Birch Society to the 21st century revival of the war by Christmas Solider Bill O'Reilly. Check out our website Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Support the podcast for as little as $1 a month on Patreon Music by Sergio Medina of Royal Coda. Send him some Bitcoin at the wallet below: 3LRQnkffDDQkocP11MPYP6ZUJV6nvYJXoe

This episode covers the second half of None Dare Call it Heresy: Spotlight on the Life and Teachings of John Calvin by Bob Kirkland, D.D. Kirkland says that you'll never know if you are going to heaven (even if you're a saint) and are free and responsible for your actions even though God knew you would perform those actions ahead of time. This is radically different than the heresy of Calvinism, which says that you'll never know if you are going to heaven (even if you're a saint) and are free and responsible for your actions even though God knew you would perform those actions ahead of time.  Check out our website Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Support the podcast for as little as $1 a month on Patreon Music by Sergio Medina of Royal Coda. Send him some Bitcoin at the wallet below: 3LRQnkffDDQkocP11MPYP6ZUJV6nvYJXoe

This episode covers dialetheism, the view that there are true contradictions. We've joked about it many times on the podcast and thought it was high time we got around to explaining what the heck it was. Want to hear the whole episode and all of our bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Our main source for the episode is the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy article on dialetheism.

This episode covers the book None Dare Call it Heresy: Spotlight on the Life and Teachings of John Calvin by Bob Kirkland D.D. Kirkland argues that Calvin's teachings are not only heretical but blasphemous and that Calvinists must change the meanings of words and use foolish analogies to make their case.  Check out our website Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Support the podcast for as little as $1 a month on Patreon Music by Sergio Medina of Royal Coda. Send him some Bitcoin at the wallet below: 3LRQnkffDDQkocP11MPYP6ZUJV6nvYJXoe

This episode covers the history of MSG: its origins in Japan in 1908, the panic over "Chinese Restaurant Syndrome" in the 1960s, and its comeback in the 90s despite the best efforts of Joseph Mercola and Russell Blaylock. Oh, and it's in your vaccines, too. Check out our website Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Support the podcast for as little as $1 a month on Patreon Music by Sergio Medina of Royal Coda. Send him some Bitcoin at the wallet below: 3LRQnkffDDQkocP11MPYP6ZUJV6nvYJXoe

This episode covers the subject of the 1988 Jean Claude Van Damme film Bloodsport, Frank Dux. Although Bloodsport was billed as Frank Dux's true story, it turns out that Dux's military and martial arts records are not as impressive as he makes them out to be. Check out our website Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Support the podcast for as little as $1 a month on Patreon Music by Sergio Medina of Royal Coda. Send him some Bitcoin at the wallet below: 3LRQnkffDDQkocP11MPYP6ZUJV6nvYJXoe

This episode covers Democratic presidential primary candidate Tulsi Gabbard and her "guru dev" Chris Butler, leader of the Science of Identity Foundation. We discuss Gabbard's idiosyncratic political views, Butler's history as an alt-Krishna and extreme homophobe, as well as his faulty lectures on philosophy of mind and how to find a genuine guru. Check out our website Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Support the podcast for as little as $1 a month on Patreon Music by Sergio Medina of Royal Coda. Send him some Bitcoin at the wallet below: 3LRQnkffDDQkocP11MPYP6ZUJV6nvYJXoe

Satoshi here. The pathetic hosts of None Dare Call it Ordinary are not nearly as perfect as some of you believe. Using my extraordinary intellect, I hacked into their computers and found the dingiest bits of audio I could to expose how many foolish mistakes they make. Take a listen for yourself! Want to hear the rest of the episode? Just become a $5 a month patron at Patreon. You'll get access to all our monthly bonus episodes and a shoutout on the show.

This episode covers strategic-level spiritual warfare and spiritual mapping as practiced by C. Peter Wagner, George Otis Jr., and the New Apostolic Reformation. What sounds like goofy DnD Christianity soon devolves into viscous Christian theocracy when spiritual warfare visits Kenya, Guatemala, Uganda, and Fiji.   Check out our website Follow us on Twitter and Instagram Support the podcast for as little as $1 a month on Patreon Music by Sergio Medina of Royal Coda. Send him some Bitcoin at the wallet below: 3LRQnkffDDQkocP11MPYP6ZUJV6nvYJXoe