None Dare Call It Ordinary!

Sherry Shriner has it all: aliens, demons, orgone weapons, Taylor Swift, vampires, and MURDER!

While most of us use bleach as a household cleaner, it has gained popularity as a miracle cure-all in the form of chlorine dioxide, marketed as Miracle Mineral Solutions (MMS). Jim Humble, the creators of MMS, even founded a church to peddle his baloney, the Genesis II Church of Health and Healing. Pastor Jim Baldwin and Sam Little have taken MMS to Uganda, and Kerri Rivera has taken it to the desperate parents of autistic children.

In their fifth installment of None Dare Call It News, Dylan and Brent (with Forrest in orb form) discuss Brian Kolfage, who made news last December when his GoFundMe campaign to build a border wall between the US and Mexico went viral. But just who is Kolfage, and should we be worried about how he paid for his yacht and his taste for faked images? Find out that and more in this episode!

In this episode, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest discuss the theory that the earth is expanding. They cover the early 20th century origins of the theory and it's bid to replace the contracting earth theory. After that, they discuss the role Marie Tharp's cartography played in overturning the expanding earth in favor of plate tectonics. Lastly, they discuss the main booster of expanding eartherism today, comic book artist Neal Adams and his disgust over subduction.

In the latest installment of their None Dare Call it News series, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest discuss the New York Times article "#MAGA Church: The Doomsday Prophet Who Says the Bible Predicted Trump" by Sam Kestenbaum. We learn that Trump is Jehu, the Clintons are Ahab and Jezebel, and it's perfectly ok to not tell people your works fiction are totally not prophecies.

In the second part of their mental illness denialism series, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest delve into Scientology's anti-psychiatry organization, the Citizen's Commission on Human Rights, and their "documentary" Psychiatry: An Industry of Death.

In the first installment of their mental illness denialism series, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest cover the psychiatric landscape in the 1950s that gave birth to the Bible of anti-psychiatry: The Myth of Mental Illness by Thomas Szasz. Along the way they debunk the more common Szaszian arguments and discuss their own personal experiences with mental illness.

Because of Dylan's nefarious kidney stone affliction, we decided to give you a minisode this week featuring Brent (and his cousin Jub Jubson) reading the poems of Lyndon LaRouche, and Forrest explaining our new series, None Dare Call It Wrong!, and correcting the mistakes we made in our previous episode on mass incarceration.

In this week's episode, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest discuss the 2019 report "Mass Incarceration: The Whole Pie 2019" from the Prison Policy Initiative. They focus on the report's explanation of five myths about mass incarceration: the role of non-violent drug offenders, private prisons, prison labor, community supervision, and violent and sexual offenses on mass incarceration.

In the final installment of their series on Lyndon LaRouche, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest delve into LaRouche's anti-environmentalism and accusations of genocide against population growth "fanatics". They also discuss LaRouche's victim complex, accusations that Obama is basically Hitler, and the ludicrous conspiracy theory that the White Helmets are in fact a terrorist organization. 

In the third part of their series on Lyndon LaRouche, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest cover LaRouche and Co. as they move their headquarters to Leesburg, Virginia. Once settled in, they quickly make a nuisance of themselves and begin fomenting ludicrous falsehoods about AIDS, going so far as to form PANIC to promote quarantining AIDS patients. Even with all this, LaRouche still has time to create the most multidimensional system of paranoia in American history, bash Satanic philosophers, and wind up in jail.

In the second installment of their Lyndon LaRouche series, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest cover Lyndon LaRouche's transition from Marxist ideologue to fascist cult leader. Along the way, he runs for president on the US Labor Party ticket and later as a Democrat. Finally, they discuss what really launched LaRouche and the NCLC to the mainstream: their support for Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), also known as "Star Wars".

In their first episode on Lyndon LaRouche, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest dig into LaRouche’s early life and rise to lead a political cult, National Caucus on Labor Committees (NCLC). Along the way, LaRouche waged war against the Communist Party during Operation Mop Up, broke down his members in disturbing “ego-stripping” sessions, and even concocted the idea that there was a psychosexual Rockefeller/CIA plot to have him assassinated.

Dylan and Brent decided to catch up on the news after their exhilarating series on Paul Potter. The six-course meal of an episode begins with four appetizers: Mark Hollis's death, Jussie Smollet’s faked attack, a fake sex doctor, and the hellish life of Facebook moderators. Then the hosts move onto the main course: Fox News anchor Pete Hegseth’s germ theory denialism and the bizarre cult Universal Medicine and its founder, Serge Benhayon.

In the final installment of their series on how to build a UFO, Dylan, Brent and Forrest discuss the superiority of UFO science to rocket science, passive-aggressive alien abductors, and the true reason we are visited by aliens: to save us from this dying rock we call "Earth". Suit up with your electrostatic suits (or insulating space gel) and join them on an out-of-this-world adventure!

In the second part of their series on How to Build a UFO, Dylan, Brent, and Forrest dig into the nitty-gritty (and yet obvious) details Paul Potter lays out on how UFOs work. It's all very simple: you stick a black hole inside a toroid shell, get some crystal spheres to spin really fast and black beams into some sea water. You could try it at home but please don't.

In the first episode of their UFO engineering series, Dylan and Brent are joined by special guest Forrest to discuss Paul Potter's groundbreaking book, Anti-Gravity Propulsion Dynamics: UFOs and Gravitational Manipulation. Inside this dense classic, Potter learns from grainy photos of something-or-other and the hypnotically-induced recollections of Betty Andreasson all the physics and engineering details he needs to teach the egotistical dilettantes among us just how those foo fighters fly. 

On their fifth and final episode on sedevacantism, Dylan and Brent tackle competing claims to the papacy. Was Cardinal Giuseppe Siri (at least until 1989) the last true pope, thwarted by a Masonic cabal? Did the Virgin Mary transfer the Holy See to the Palmarian Catholic Church? Or maybe the conclave convoked by David Bawden (Pope Michael) finally left us with a pope after all. 

Dylan and Brent go off on an alt-catholic sidequest this week, covering the rise and fall of Bishop(?) Francis Schuckardt and the formation of two sedevacantist outfits: the CMRI and the Tridentine Latin Rite Catholic Church. Just what is a Cana Cell, and what's the deal with the infant Mary paraphernalia? find out in Part 4 of our Sedevacantism series!

In Part 3 of their sedevacantism series, Dylan and Brent dive into the expulsion of "the Nine" from the Society of Saint Pius X and their formation of the even more traditional Society of Saint Pius V. But even the SSPV could not avoid the schism over the consecrations of Archbishop Ngo Dinh Thuc, including his most creative bishop, the father of sedeprivationism Guérard des Lauriers. Do the bishops of your dioceses have valid orders? Is the meatloaf good enough to stave off a lawsuit or even kidnapping? Find out in this episode!