No Smokin Podcast

  WYR get 1,000 dollars for every person you punch in the face? Or get 100 dollars for every window you break? WYR drive 5 miles through speed bumps or 5 miles of stop signs every block ‘It Smells Like a Rose’: Cow Dung Reviewers on e-Commerce Sites Utah bus driver says he's not racist because his dog is black Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS  Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Dropkicked Out Of NOWHERE At A Charity Event   Dank Rank - Best Pick up Lines  

  WYR spend one year in 2119, or one month in 3019? WYR only be able to use one toilet the rest of your life or never be able to use the same toilet twice?     Hot Pockets: Gator pants, roomba cussing and kickball threats.      Dank Rank - Greatest “My Bads” 

Thoughts: Alligator hunting, comedian pastors, NFL draft sadness    Hypos: Dumbest or smartest person in the world? Say or don't say a number?   Hot Pockets: Meadow Muffins, Viral Poop, They're Here, Doing Hard time   Dank Rank: Greatest Comebacks

  What 3 stats would you want to know about your life? E..g, how many beers have i spent on alcohol     Would you rather be able to read people’s thoughts, or control them?   Hot Pockets:   Condoms Up 56 Percent, But Butts Down in NJ Annual Beach Sweep High School Coach Douses Field In Gasoline, Lights It On Fire, Promptly Gets Placed On Admin Leave Climate change could melt decades worth of human poop at Denali National Park in Alaska Denim ‘diapers’ are now a thing   Dank Rank - April Fools (biggest idiots, fools, april fools jokes, etc)

See it on the field you can see it on the court, pick it up at All Sporks? Brought to you by BHG. Spoons or forks? $20B? Nurses, absurd tv, poop shoes and no smokin'. Dank rank baseball with some live coverage of TN vs Purdue game ending. 

"HEE-HEee" or moonwalk? Dab lasers or floss vanish? Hot pockets include blockbuster, subway perfect crime, imaginary DUI, get on my bell and 55+ sperm. Dank rank best things about March. Download, subscribe, rate, take care, god speed. 

Would you rather be a physical specimen no matter what you eat, or buy everything for 90% off. Hop or crawl? Hot pockets include Stella Artoast, Nickelback, Wheel treadmill and snoring. Dank rank things that are green in honor of St. Paddy's day coming up (no smokin). Take care, god speed. 

Presented by Apple Pie. Special guest Lee returns. Apples or big macs? Who would you rather have show up at your funeral - goldust or booker t? Fire sauce, rock hard diamond trading, fart fights on a plane and coin star stupid. Dank Rank = Desserts. Follow, download, subscribe, rate 5 star, take care, god speed. 

Are you still watching? Blind Dreams, ice (ass) cubes. Convincing people you're from the future as an 8 year old. WYR be a fart sniper or inceptor?  Hot pockets: Bathroom breaks, Kraft Jerked-chicken, aliens among us and toe suckin'  Dank Rank: Wild animals we would like as pets  Special guest Dugan     

  HYPOS  Hot Dogs or Hot Dog Blank costume? Fart out loud when you make Eye contact, or lose IQ when someone says your name? $10K or a penny every time you reach in your pocket? Small underwear or big shoes?    

Thoughts of the week covering memes, Karl Malone and fingerprints. Hot Pockets include doorbell licker, cow gas, night soil, and getting hungry for cheez-its. Dank Rank small talk topics and phrases

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Live for ever as 100 year old, or 80 years as 20 year old? How long would it take to drink an entire above ground pool?  Leave yourself a voicemail 15 years in the past. Take Care. God Speed.  

Presented by Levi fur ya, sumbitch. Hot pockets feature peak florida, ASSMAN, Fat tiger, hand washing and bathroom bomb threats. We dank ranked rom coms - happy valentines day! Take care 

Back in the day with School lunch square pizza, Gauce (gucci sauce) and freezing time - plus -- Day or Night? Fart laugh or fart breath? And the alien eats kiwis whole...

Franksy the Alien is back. Presented by Stanley Steamer. No Smokin unless you're 100, Hi I'm Drew, Hunter 2 password. Dank Rank Sports teams / dynasties 

Back in the Day Cafe, catch phrases, blasting half a decade farts and can more people dunk or hit a homerun?

Special Guest Peedo, presented by Life Alert. A Florida man, LSD avengers, hot dogging, fudge grudge. Dank Rank best movie sequels. 

Special guest PburgPapi we discuss Bob Saget, Recess, Bop it twist it pull it. Sleep, maps and 3 drinks for the rest of your life. 

Presented by Hardee's with special guest PburgPapi. Wine in a pringles can, Blood Wolf moon, back pain cures, and occupations you that sneaky could woop your ass. 

We go back in the day cafe with moon shoes, fast food birthday parties and reebok pumps. Fart or sneeze? Nipple lights? Who would the US vote to bring back from the dead?