Dorky Talks



Talking about anything and everything with Raf, the dorky guy almost everyone knows in their life. Usually with friends. New episodes whenever I feel like it.


  • 9- Rambles about Self-Image, Social Status, Confidence, and more!

    20/06/2013 Duración: 28min

    This week I go with a "TED Talk" styled talk concerning self-image, social status, being forever alone, confidence, and a couple other things. Rise and grind, grab a coffee and I hope you guys enjoy!

  • 8- Rambles with Raf: Nice Guys part II, The Great Gatsby and Chivalry

    13/06/2013 Duración: 21min

    This week I take it solo and ramble about what's on my mind. Including an email following up on the Valentine's Day episode, some opinions on the Great Gatsby movie/book, and debating to myself on whether or not Chivalry is dead.

  • 7- Xbox One/PS4 Comparisons with Yuvraj (aka Prince) and Chris!

    08/06/2013 Duración: 55min

    I'm back minus the vengeance! This time on Dorky Talks, I'm joined by Yuvraj (Prince) and Chris as we talk about the new Xbox and Playstation because nobody cares about the Wii-U. So sit back, revel in the fact it's hump day, and I hope y'all enjoy this one! Also included: Silly ringtones, games, Steven Spielberg, Halo 5 and 6, Call of Duty Ghosts, new IPs, interruptions, and more!

  • 6- Valentine's Day, Crazy B*tches, and Friendzone Special!

    14/02/2013 Duración: 41min

    This week, one of my longest time lady friends and I talk about the accursed "Singles" holiday Valentine's Day. Along with it, I get the craziest email I've ever seen in my life as one crazy lady decides to ask Raf for advice. Sit back, open up that box of chocolates (or sadness) and join the conversation! Also, Xbox Live, Online Suitors, the Friendzone, Crazy Bitches, High School, Band Camp, Dick Pictures, Nice Guys, OK Cupid, Shy Girls, and more!

  • 5- DLC and Band Camp with Steve!

    31/01/2013 Duración: 39min

    This week, my old friend Steve and I talk about DLC aka Downloadable Content. It’s a regular part of our gaming experience. Anything from season passes, Day 1 DLC, to even Free to Play models. We also talked about Bethesda, Bioware disappointment, Call of Duty bashing, Fallout New Vegas, Saint's Row the Third, Band Camp, and more!

  • 4- Halo 4 (mostly spoiler free) and CoD comparisons with Eric!

    23/01/2013 Duración: 01h08min

    *This week, my buddy Eric and I talk about Halo 4! It's awesomeness, not so awesomeness, and everything inbetween. Includes a few comparisons to Call of Duty. Also we talk about the multiplayer, single player, campaign, Spartan Ops, 1 vs 100, Raf’s Call of Duty gripes, voice acting, and more!

  • Bonus Talks with Jenna, the Former Phone Sex Lady!

    19/11/2012 Duración: 57min

    Now here’s something: bonus footage post-interview with Jenna, the former Phone Sex Lady. Jenna and I have a surprisingly inspirational talk based from her life experiences, Disney Villains, BDSM, and even life motivations and aspirations. She also calls me out a few times for my shenanigans and rustles my jimmies. Weird right? Sit back, take another break from the Monday grind, get a beer, and get the dork’s perspective (with headphones on) on anything and everything with enjoy the conversation! Also including: BDSM, Craig’s List, Jimmy Johns, Sandwiches, homemade porn, phone sex, fetishes, Disney Villains, Catholics, Firewood, Russian Accents, First Times, Faith, Chick-Fil-A, Atheists, Sexual Empowerment, Sex Shaming, Kink Clubs, more business, shady people, Phone sex operator business scandals, waitresses, drama, positive thinking, God, rednecks, speaking Mexican, stereotypes, harassment, mother daughter calls, Jenna’s daughter’s work, making ends meet, economy, dildos, authenticity, VYou, and more!

  • 3- Sexy Talks with Jenna, the Former Phone Sex Lady!

    19/11/2012 Duración: 47min

    UPDATE: Jenna is no longer contactable for her services. This week on Dorky (or Sexy) talks- I interview Jenna: a former independent phone sex operator/aural courtesan/phone sex actress/phone sex artist. Armed with questions from friends and myself, we get into the nitty, gritty, and sexy business behind being an independent phone sex lady. So sit back, take a break from your daily grind, grab a coffee, and get the dork’s perspective (with headphones for this episode) on Jenna’s work! Also including: Business, Entrepreneurship, Phone Sex Companies, Super Hero Fetishes, Marvel, Lawyers, MILFs, Husbands, Kids, Family, Puritans, Long Distance Relationships, Sex-Shaming, Catholics, British People, Saucy cunt fuckers, Internet fun, and more!

  • 2- Assassin's Creed 3 with Yuvraj (aka Prince) and Chris

    08/11/2012 Duración: 01h16min

    This time, I’m joined by Yuvraj (aka the Prince) and Chris as we talk Assassin’s Creed 3. First 30 minutes spoiler free too! Also including Altair and Ezio, Connor’s bulk, Glitches, Colonial America, George Washington was a d*ck, Tommy Guns, Ben Franklin- Womanizer extraordinaire, Abstergo, Shanking Templars, Assholes, Desmond, Ending thoughts, Mass Effect 3, Election, Homestead Missions, Allergies, and Pivots.

  • 1- Gamer Girls with Kayla Simpson!

    22/10/2012 Duración: 39min

    Or I should more accurately say, girls who play games. Inclluding: League of Legends, Gaming Clubs, Fighting Games, Minorities, The Portrayal of Women in Games, Tomb Raider, and Calm Controversy! Raf dives into the not-so-secret/not-so-ridiculous world of female gamers and the community surrounding it with Kayla/Kayle, a fellow nerdy person.