Straight As A Pretzel

We’re back! Picking up on a topic we wanted to talk about for a long time. Too bad we also did our research a long time ago and forgot most of it. Oh well, not like anyone would notice anyways. Timestamps: 02m02s | How are you? – Grossness, sickness and headcannon naps 03m12s | Topic … Continue reading 010 | History

We start discussion on what we hope to become a recurring feature. Timestamps: 02m09s | How are you? – Flexible in-laws time 07m59s | Topic – Representation in media 28m48s | FMK – Supervillains 30m08s | Jared’s list – Thanos, Loki, Scarecrow 32m12s | Out on a tangent – Chmis hates Guardians of the Galaxy … Continue reading 009 | Representation

We delve into more serious topics, looking into various legal aspects that affect LGBT community. Timestamps: 01m11s | How are you? – Salmonella morning routine 07m52s | Out on a tangent – Can’t cool this 14m02s | Topic – Marriage equality 20m53s | Topic – Adoption 24m21s | Topic – Discrimination protection 31m32s | Topic … Continue reading 008 | Laws

Awaken from deep slumber and back with revengence! This time we try to talk about gender issues but get sidetracked and run out of time. Hopefully we will be able to go back to it some day! Timestamps: 01m03s | How are you? – Back Street Linguistics 06m03s | Intro question – If you could, … Continue reading 007 | Gender

Warning! Listening to this podcast in the United Kingdom is considered treason! All 6 inches of it. Timestamps: 01m21s | Who the fuck are you? – That’s what centimeters are for 05m01s | Story – Educational animal noises 08m28s | Story – Jared and his love of cars 11m24s | Story – Chmis establishes dominance … Continue reading 006 | Kyle

Tales of Pride. Tales of Dishonor. And absolutely no betrayal before we even hit the intro, no sir, we don’t do that shit here. Not like Jared listens to the show after I edit it, so he probably won’t notice the show notes either. Timestamps: 01m06s | How are you? – Adult stuff 04m10s | … Continue reading 005 | Pride

We go deeper into our personal experiences. Timestamps: 00m49s | How are you? – Public toast healthcare 08m13s | Topic – Coming out 24m01s | Chmis’ list – Chandler, Phoebe, Monica (Friends) 27m06s | Chmis’ list – Jared’s pick 29m53s | Jared’s list – Ross, Rachel, Joey (yup, still Friends) 31m33s | Jared’s list – … Continue reading 004 | Coming out

We’re back with more fucking, more marrying and more killing! Don’t worry, we also talk plenty of religion so we probably won’t go to hell. Timestamps: 01m05s | How are you? – Smooth as popcorn balls 05m57s | Topic – Coming out to yourself 13m35s | Out on a tangent – Religion 28m23s | Jared’s … Continue reading 003 | Awareness

Skipping FMK due to time constraints, but we will surely make up for it! Make up and make out. In the meantime, after beating people with a dictionary, we set out to tell more of a personal tale. Timestamps: 01m14s | How are you? – Smellovision Skynet 04m30s | Topic – Our experiences 11m00s | … Continue reading 002 | Experiences

This week, Chmis and Jared set out to lie down some definitions, fuck dead people while they sing and talk about music neither of them listens to. Timestamps: 02m48s | Topic – What is bisexuality? 15m13s | Chmis’ list – Angelina Jolie, Lady Gaga, Shannon Purser 17m43s | Chmis’ list – Jared’s pick 20m30s | … Continue reading 001 | Definitions

Welcome everyone to our new experimental podcast! Join Chmis and Jared in their scientific discourse about men, their beards, muscles and perfect smiles. No homo. Timestamps: 03m35s | Nathan Fillion, Neil Patrick Harris, Tom Selleck 09m00s | Nathan Fillion, Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day 10m50s | Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger 14m35s | Kiefer Sutherland, Dwayne “Rock” Johnson, … Continue reading 000 | Pilot