Cinephile's Digest

Okay so the featured review this week is “The Bride!”, directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal as her second feature length film. By the way, have you ever tried typing bride? I can’t fucking type it without typing bridge first. Through my entire note taking process, the editing of this episode and now this intro, I still can’t do it right the first time. Just know, every time you see the word “bride” appear here, it was once “bridge”. Is there some deeper meaning behind this? Who can say, I just hope I never have to type it again. 0:00 – Introductions 7:38 – “The Bride!” Spoiler-Free Review 44:50 - What We’ve Been Watching

No featured review on the show this week, but we do have an Oscars 2026 blowout special for you! Long time listeners will know we usually make predictions for the Academy Awards each year and turn it into a competition of sorts, and this year is no different. Join us as we run through the nominations and each select who we predict will take home the golden man. A special prize awaits the losers after Oscars night, so tune in to find out how that will work. We also have some catching up to do with what we’ve been watching lately, so that’s the second half of the episode. Cheers! 0:00 – Introductions 16:34 – 2026 Oscars Predictions/Discussion 1:11:18 - What We’ve Been Watching

Get your hogs ready for crankin’ and your clams ready for spankin’. We’ve got a double whammy of steaminess on the show this week, starting with a featured review of the new Emerald Fennell film “Wuthering Heights”. We’re a mixed bag on her work (to put it lightly), so this review was fireworks from the start. And to pair with it, we’re back with our first draft in almost a year. This time we set out to collaboratively draft a Top 10 list of the horniest movies ever! This is a fun one, hope you like it ;) 0:00 – Introductions 23:51 – “Wuthering Heights” Spoiler-Free Review 1:23:10 - The Horniest Movies of All Time Draft

A pedophilic Frenchman made yet another adaptation of Dracula. We talk about it. And other stuff. You know the drill. Get into it. 0:00 – Introductions 16:22 – “Dracula” Spoiler-Free Review 46:24 - What We’ve Been Watching. Original Music provided by Kurt Moren aka Kurt-Pop Demon Hunter https://ofsilent.life/

Paris returns to the mainland from her ocean voyage just in time for us to talk about a movie where a plane full of insufferable douchebags (and Rachel McAdams) leave the mainland via plane and crash land in the middle of the ocean! “Send Help” is Sam Raimi’s return to the horror genre after putting out Disney/Marvel slop for the last 15+ years. Is it a return to form, or the death knell of a has-been? 0:00 – Introductions 16:33 – “Send Help” Spoiler-Free Review 55:00 - What We’ve Been Watching. Original Music provided by Kurt Moren aka Kurt-Pop Demon Hunter https://ofsilent.life/

Paris is still sailing the seven seas with the world’s most annoying “elder emos”, so it’s just Matt and Travis holding down the fort again. Of course we had to squeeze in a review of the latest Netflix original for dads, “The Rip”, starring two of Hollywood’s biggest dads. Some copaganda served up with a side of cop slop, just the way we like it. Is it any good? You may be surprised when you hear our discussion. A fair amount of what we’ve been watching in the second half as well, so it’s all killer no filler this episode. Get into it. 0:00 – Introductions 11:29 – “The Rip” Spoiler-Free Review 56:03 - What We’ve Been Watching. Original Music provided by Kurt Moren aka Kurt-Pop Demon Hunter https://ofsilent.life/

It’s Paris’s birthday month, which as you all know is a national holiday (for her), so she will be M.I.A. for a couple episodes. The show must go on however, so we reached out to our best bud Kyle from Suds and Cinema to join us for our review of “28 Years Later: The Bone Temple”. We were pretty hot on last year’s installment in the franchise, so how does this one stack up? 0:00 – Introductions 6:50 – “28 Years Later: The Bone Temple” Spoiler-Free Review 36:48 - “28 Years Later: The Bone Temple” Review Continued (SPOILERS!!!) 57:03 - What We’ve Been Watching. Original Music provided by Kurt Moren aka Kurt-Pop Demon Hunter https://ofsilent.life/

We have arrived! The time has come for our very favorite episode each year, and that’s our annual best of the year blowout episode. Join us for a roundtable discussion as we run through Travis, Paris and Matt’s personal rankings of the top 10 films of the year, followed by our awards ceremony where we hand out some superlatives. Thanks for being with us for another incredible year of movies. Enjoy! 0:00 – Introductions 1:05 – Setting the Stage 11:10 - Top 10 Films of 2025 Roundtable 2:32:14 - Cinephile’s Digest Awards 2025 Ceremony Original Music provided by Kurt Moren aka Kurt-Pop Demon Hunter https://ofsilent.life/

We’re mere days away from recording our biggest episode of the year, the 2025 blowout spectacular. However, we know all you little piggies are hungry for more content, so to satiate you we threw together this episode to kick off 2026 with a review of one of the major critical darlings of the year in film, “Sentimental Value”. Did it work its magic on us? The beefier part of the episode actually comes after the review, where we rundown a fairly large list of films we’ve watched over the last week as part of cram jam. Hope you enjoy, and we’ll see you next week for the big one! 0:00 – Introductions 6:23 – “Sentimental Value” Spoiler-Free Review 32:35 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

You’ve seen the commercials. You’ve seen the celebrities wearing the branded jackets on social media. You’ve seen the backlash against poor Timmy. But now, after literal years of anticipation, the time has come to finally see the movie. Join us for our lengthy review of one of the most hype films of the year, Josh Safdie’s “Marty Supreme”. Plenty of catching up with other 2025 releases as well, so make sure you stick around to hear about what else we’ve been watching. Happy new year! 0:00 – Introductions 22:08 – “Marty Supreme” Spoiler-Free Review 54:59 - “Marty Supreme” Review Continued (SPOILERS!) 1:31:35 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

Rian Johnson made another Knives Out mystery for Netflix. This one is called “Wake Up Dead Man”. We talk about it. And other stuff. Okay bye, and happy holidays! 0:00 – Introductions 20:57 – “Wake Up Dead Man” Spoiler-Free Review 46:13 - “Wake Up Dead Man” Review Continued (SPOILERS!) 1:16:35 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

To cream, or not to cream, that is the question: whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous foreskins, or to take arms against a sea of semen and by opposing, edge them. These are the deep questions posed by the new prequel to Hamlet, “Hamnet”, directed by Chloe Zhao. So, did we love this thing, or did it put us to sleep? After all, to sleep, perchance to cream - ay, there’s the rub. 0:00 – Introductions 14:21 – “Hamnet” Spoiler-Free Review 59:21 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

Luca Guadagnino has ANOTHER new movie, believe it or not. This chucklehead had two last year, and he’s back with another except this time it’s Amazon Prime slop for all us little content piggies to gobble up. General consensus seems to be underwhelming, but what about these three little pigs? What do we think? Check out the review to find out. 0:00 – Introductions 13:45 – “After the Hunt” Spoiler-Free Review 1:00:00 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

Osgood Perkins has been a busy boy the last few years. For the third time in two years, the gang gets together to discuss a new film from the aforementioned director. His movies have been divisive for us, so where does “Keeper” land? We had fun with this one, hope you enjoy it. 0:00 – Introductions 10:53 – “Keeper” Spoiler-Free Review 46:32 - “Keeper” Review Continued (Spoilers!) 1:11:39 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

Listen, we know it has been a couple weeks but we’re back with a vengeance. Hope you’re ready for not one but TWO featured reviews, and these are big ones. First up is the latest film from Yorgos Lanthimos aka YorGOAT, “Bugonia”. Following that is another banger, as Lynne Ramsay is back with her first feature film in eight years, “Die My Love” starring Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson. Two lengthy reviews, and a big ol’ pile of crap in the what we’ve been watching section that you don’t want to miss. Cheers! 0:00 – Introductions 13:52 – “Bugonia” Spoiler-Free Review 42:05 - “Bugonia” Review Continued (Spoilers!) 1:13:01 - “Die My Love” Spoiler-Free Review 1:51:29 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

OGs will know that Derek Cianfrance has been a favorite around these parts since the early days of the podcast, and he’s finally back with a new feature film, “Roofman”. Check out the review, and hang out after to catch up with us as we discuss some other stuff we’ve been watching. Cheers! 0:00 – Introductions 24:10 – “Roofman” Spoiler-Free Review 1:06:56 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

Is this one a smash, or pass? Tune in to find out. 0:00 – Introductions 15:46 – “The Smashing Machine” Spoiler-Free Review 1:27:30 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

The gang is back after a brief hiatus, but boy do we have a big one for y’all. The man the myth the legend Paul Thomas Anderson is back with his 10th feature-length film, “One Battle After Another”. Currently one of the highest rated films of all time on Letterboxd, the hype could not be more huge. But as you know, nothing is official until the Cream Team weighs in. Stick around for the second half for a lengthier than usual What We’ve Been Watching section as we catch you up with everything we’ve seen since the last episode. 0:00 – Introductions 22:15 – “One Battle After Another” Spoiler-Free Review 56:13 - “One Battle After Another” Review Continued 1:36:03 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

Unfortunately Paris got caught stealing pants from the toilet store, so she spent the evening of this recording in the slammer. This leaves Matt and Travis to pick up the pieces and come together for an absolutely crucial, highly anticipated episode. The man the myth the legend Darren Aronofsky is back with his new film “Caught Stealing”, and as some of his biggest fans, the entire film podcasting world has been waiting with bated breath to hear our thoughts. Without further ado, enjoy the show. 0:00 – Introductions 23:17 – “Caught Stealing” Spoiler-Free Review 1:01:27 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/

Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke are back with the second installment in their lesbian b-movie trilogy. “Honey Don’t” has arrived, and reception has been lukewarm to say the least. How does it stack up against “Drive Away Dolls” and the rest of the films in the Coen brother’s oeuvre? Tune in to find out. Oh loooooots of stuff in what we’ve been watching too, don’t miss it. 0:00 – Introductions 26:50 – “Honey Don’t!” Spoiler-Free Review 1:10:12 - What We’ve Been Watching Original Music provided by Kurt Moren https://ofsilent.life/