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Lara and Carey are back to discuss Mx. Sweeney’s cut from The Devil Wears Prada 2, the cosmic rindomness of Euphoria season 3, Snooki’s cancer diagnosis, Kendall Jenner and Elordi’s boring hot union and more.Then on The Valley, Doute’s postpartum goes to DEFCON ONE on girls night with Brit and Jasmine. Brittany spills the beans about her newly minted relationship with Brandon and Danny slaps on a breastfeeding device for men, driving Nia further into psychosis. Schwartz, Jason and Jesse get pedicures and flirt with the receptionist at the salon. The boys gather at a cigar bar to broker peace between Danny and Jason. Schwartz, Lala, Michelle head to the infamous Belmont for a singles night; Michelle and Lala concoct a scheme to book Schwartz up with Michelle’s friend Natalie, but the receptionist from the pedicure place shows up with other plans for Mister Tilapia. Luke and Doute’s date night at the bar goes south fast when Kristen drags Luke for drunken couch sleeping and flopbeat dad territory. Hosted on Aca

Lara and Carey head on down the crown jewel of the South once more, and King Street has never been busier… or more annoying. Maddi and Joe Bradley’s Cold War continues, as Maddi’s chats with both Leva Bonaparte and her top bun sponsor point her in the dump the flop direction. Meanwhile TJ teaches Joe the Gay Way aka Botox and Michols despairs over his mom’s lack of support as he shoots his big So Gay cover. After a rainy Second Sunday shilling TJ’s world famous weenies, the ladies go The Lottery on Mia over her recent date and hookup with Justin. Lake, possessed by the mob, leads the charge against Mia in the same of rindom Jordyn, all about chasing Mia out of her depressing Paint and Sip ladies night.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey discuss Clavicular’s live-streamed overdose, his tragic beauty and methification, and why sober gays in West Hollywood could save him. They also talk Lena Dunham’s new memoir, the “Love Trapped” podcast, Alix Earle and Alex Cooper feud gaining a one Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia and more.Then on The Valley, Britt continues her sparkle venture with a boob reduction consolation and further plans for a Mommy Makeover with Big Mama Doute in tow. Luke and Jason meet for coffee as Luke lambasts Jason’s choice words for Danny as the girls (minus Rindom Jinet) head out into the dregs of Hollywood for a Y2K Ladies Night. Jasmine gets into it with Lala and Michelle get into it and Nia breastfeeds in a party bus. Brandon enters frame and takes Brittany out for a date noight, asking to make their relationship official over what else but SHAWTS. Then Danny and Nia host a cowboy party in Santa Clarita, where Glug Glug reverts to cowboy mode, driving Nia further into madness. Brandon inserts himself into the

Lara and Carey head on out to King’s Street to check in with our favorite psychos in Charleston. But first they discuss Caitlyn Jenner seeking half a mill from her late BFF Sophia, ATVing into the abyss, and Caitlyn’s American tragedy.On Southern Hospitality, the tube day ends with an overalls and steak fest at the house. Lake and Michols hash it out over Lake’s faux pas, Emmy tries and fails to smooth things with Brad and reports to white woman on the verge once more, Justin and Mia smooch, and TJ and Michols bang it out to RHOSLC. Back at home, Maddi reaches a breaking point with Joe Bradley’s flop ways, proposing a relationship hiatus if he can’t get his partying under control. With his Emo 30th extravaganza on the horizon, Joe doesn’t take it well.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando Valley for more glimpses into the abyss, but first they discuss the possibility of Devil Wears Prada 2 being iconic, the rindom new Vogue cover featuring Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour, new details about Lacy from The Valley’s kidnapping, typhus in LA, Natasha Lyonne’s Delta incident, awkwardness on The Euphoria red carpet and more.On The Valley, Larz and Carz wonder if that’s all there is? Who are these people, really? Who is Schwartz? Who is Lala? Jasmine? Michelle? None of these people really make sense, which is fitting for a time that doesn’t make sense. But still… we soldier through. Zack is forced on more bro dates, this time with Glug Glug Danny to the vasectomy doctor to get his balls inspected, and forced to be the voice of reason, this time questioning Brittany’s burgeoning flop relationship with Brandon. Doute and Luke finally fuck and Schwartz and Michelle do a salt room soundbars date and talk about sad things; Lacy demonstrates her total domination over

Lara and Carey return to Charleston to check in with our favorite staff at Republic. But first, they discuss Jen Shah’s first post-prison interview with PEOPLE, her close friendship with Elizabeth “Lizzie” Holmes, their bonding of poop duty, not fucking with Ghislaine and more.Back on Soho, Joe Bradley prepares for his emo night themed 30th birthday bash, as foot model TJ and Maddi plan for a river getaway at a rindom Airbnb in the woods. Emmy — in a place of quasi-denial — tries and fails to make up with Brad, entering a place of full, categorical denial over her micro-aggression. At the gator-riddled river, Justin admits to drinking piss for cash, Joe and Maddi’s relationship enters the next phase of bed death, Molly continues her MVP streak, and Michols gives Lake the cold shoulder over inadvertently blabbing to Emmy. Pushed to the brink by the loss of her gay, Lake reverts to Dune cosplay and calling her mom, who offers no sympathy.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando to burn in the blinding light of Brittany’s sparkle, but first they discuss 2026’s (paltry) answer to Scandoval: Amanda and West’s shuncking affair. They enlist one Dorothy O’Donnell to weigh in on the drama and then discuss what Ciara’s next steps should be, America holding Amanda Batula more accountable than the people in the Epstein files, and why Kyle deserves no grace.Then on the season premiere of ‘The Valley,’ our favorite residents of Hetero Hell check in for another round, this time without Jax. Brittany continues to get her sparkle back with a new rebound man and entering a place of sitcom character psychosis. Mother Doute enters her own post-pregnancy malaise as Luke laments their lack of intimacy as his plans for a future militia are put on hold. Michelle and Jesse continue their non-divorce psychosexual cat and mouse game; Jasmine and her fiancée plan their wedding and Rindom Janet reels from being yelled at by Doute with a baby on her hip. Zack catches u

Lara and Carey return to push through the dog days of Q1. They discuss Shia’s latest terrorism in New Orleans, Chappell Roan’s bearish bodyguard breaking his silence, Melania’s rindom catwalk with a thigh gap robot, Lindy West’s polyamorous Hell continuing on, Taylor Frankie Paul still getting her Bachelorette salary, United Airlines throwing us peasants a bone, and more.On the latest Southern Hospitality, Grace Lily is thrown out of Gays and Girls Night at Molly’s after heckling Maddi and pegging accusations; she later meets a sober coach to discuss treatment for a Wavy Baby Ketamine addiction. Lake discusses her father quasi-disowning her after she came out as bisexual and feeling singled out by Brad over Emmy Gate. Brad throws a party to celebrate his burgeoning fitness empire and Emmy tries to explain her definition of micro-aggression. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey talk climate change heat woes in Los Angeles, seeking safety in the Blue Zones, Clavicular’s magnum opus streaming clip, needing Clav to come out, the Dune Part Three trailer, harrowing lighting at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, and more.On Southern Hospitality, Emmy is confronted again for her micro aggression towards Brad as TJ and Molly chime in with their own grievances with She Hulk. Emmy wins everyone back, for now, by breaking her two year sobriety streak. Out on the town, TJ and Michols make out and Justin sucks Mia’s belly button in the most seismically bisexual-adjacent manner. At work the next day, Joe Bradley resurrects his “Joey Bottles,” Emmy pretends to be good with everyone again, and Molly throws a Gays and Girls pajama party (minus Emmy). A belligerent Grace Lilly wages war against Maddi, claiming she knows a secret that could change everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to the swampy source for another recap of Southern Hospitality. But first they talk the new historic Devil Wears Prada 2 purse popcorn bucket at AMC, another win for NBC Universal after Kelley and Scott Wolfe reunited at Universal Studios Hollywood, and a deep dive into the first two episodes of Ladies of London: The New Reign.Then on Southern Hospitality, Maddi’s new- brawl with TJ is quelled by making shaky peace with Brad, who reveals the real, shocking reason he’s fallen out with Emmy. TJ enters new straight guy psychosis after falling under the slutty spell of new guy and resident fuccboi Justin. Joe Bradley botched an attempt at pitching himself to Leva to invest in a new bar and Queen Mia returns from Hawaii, down a boyfriend but up in dignity. Then, at Brad and Julia’s anniversary party, Maddi and Mia get into it over a cutout vandalism and group chat denials. Emmy does wall sits out back, preparing for her big exit from the party on next week’s episode… Hosted on Acast. See acas

Lara and Carey say goodbye to the Vanderpump Rules reboot (for now!) with another LIVE recap — complete with live chat questions and concerns. But first they discuss the (allegedly) violence-loving head chef of Noma, a VPR alum rubbing elbows with Trump, Bill Gates and Sam Altman, and Mickey Rourke’s eviction during Oscars week.Then, Larz and Carz break down the second half of the VPR season 12 reunion: Marcus and Shayne recount their roommate era and Shayne’s sage-like Tinseltown wisdom. Shayne gets misty eyed over his harrowing past as Nana Pump locks in on him as her new favorite wounded bird. Shayne and Natalie’s endearingly dysfunctional situationship is explored, Angelica and Audrey try to move past Roast Gate as the Hole Cousins explain their controversial rub down video, and Lara takes a stand against the bait and switch industry at large. Marcus and Kim consider parenthood; Angelica defends her George Glass mystery boyfriend “LAX Guy” and her shocking baby pact with Shayne is revealed; Venus shocks e

Lara and Carey return to talk Bella Hadid’s new crisis bob, finding Ryan Murphy around every corner, Nostradamus inserting himself into the drama once more, Nicole Kidman learning how to remove organs in an autopsy and her incandescent (and confounding!) chemistry with Jimmy Fallon, Bethenny’s terrifying iced coffee, grey kitchen, and her explanation for not being in “The Golden Life” and more.Then, Larz and Carz head south by way of Charleston to check in with the staff of Republic on season 4 of “Southern Hospitality.” DJ Maddi comes back to C-Town after her legendary DJ tour and immediately finds herself in hetero hell with Joe Bradley. Michols reels from his friendship breakup with Molly and TJ and Brad find themselves on the outs with not only Emmy and Will but Maddi herself. Emmy —committed to her chilling destiny of becoming a lawyer’s wife — continues her She Hulk transformation, as her nuptials with Will loom. In the process, she pulls a susceptible Maddi into folie à deux against TJ, Brad, and the r

Lara and Carey follow up their iconic live watch-along with a recap after dark — SUP edition. With the livestream still going, Lara and Carey answer questions from the chat about part one of the Vanderpump Rules reboot reunion. Nana Pump takes center stage alongside Andy, as they go back to basics, with a reunion at the fart palace itself, SUR Restaurant. Android Angelica and Audrey have a busty stand-off while Venus channels his best Vampire Lestat. Natalie and Kim get right into over Kim’s still simmering rage at Natalie over her boundary-free style of digital communication with Marcus Chris and Audrey close the casket on their fake relationship as Demy just how close she was with the mysterious Paolo, Natalie’s one-time paramour. Venus mourns the loss of his emotional thirding with Kim and Marcus, and explains his celibacy with a portrait of his harrowing pre-VPR romance patterns; Lisa asks Venus a strangely homophobic question. Jason and Angelica debate her alleged back injury as Shayne dissociates furthe

Lara and Carey reunite in the SUP stu post-Carey’s Atlanta adventure. They discuss Rinna disclosing the fent/meth combo found in her system post-drugging at The Abbey, Mark Zuckerberg front row at Prada and the continued slopification of tech and fashion, Shia LaBeouf released on $100K bail, Ghislaine’s nasty prison BO, and more.On the season finale of VPR, the crew gears up for Pride at SUR, with Venus at the helm. Audrey and Chris discuss their near-future with Chris’s upcoming fck-cations posing a threat to their budding romance. Marcus and Shayne get their SLAA on at the music store as Angelica continues to reel from her trauma over Audrey’s roast. Finally, Pride comes to WeHo once more, and Lisa “Mama Pump” Vanderpump reminds us of the meaning of the big day… her making money. Venus shows off his hideous decoration, Natalie performs her rindom song, Chris and Jason go-go dance, Audrey dumps Chris, Angelica confronts Audrey and recommits to Shayne — fake news George Glass boyfriend be damned. Then the ent

Lara and Carey go forth into a DOOZY of a penultimate Vanderpump Rules season twelve recap, but first they have a big laundry list to get through. They react to the brand new trailer for season three of The Valley, and give their verdict on whether or not it looks like a flop. Plus, the official reason for Brandi Glanville’s face parasite is REVEALED.They also discuss “Love Story: JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette,” Sarah Pidgeon’s star power, Naomi Watts’s rindom turn as Jackie O, and how it stacks up to “The Crown.” Then, a lengthy dive into Netflix’s new and often shocking “America’s Next Top Model” commences, featuring The Shell formerly known as Tyra Banks, Shandi, Dani, Keenyah, Miss J, and more.On VPR, the countdown to Pride continues, as Venus prepares his magnum opus of hosting the fabled SUR Pride brunch; Natalie prepares to rehearse for a live Pride performance of her song “Passenger.” Angelica returns from Houston with new boobs and a new man but begins to misfire over Shayne’s renewed interest in Natal

Lara and Carey discuss Carey locking into his fitness journey, becoming a protein gay, Nancy Guthrie’s kidnapper caught on Nest cam, and a DoorDash driver getting caught in the mess, Jill Zarin getting axed from the RHONY reboot, Bad Bunny continuing to provide gift after gift, and Fiona the Loneliest Sheep in the World being forced into Hetero Hell.Back on VPR, Kim and Natalie get details on Anjelica’s boob job in Houston straight from the source. Venus sets up a Pride photo shoot at Villa Rosa complete with Chris, Jason and Marcus; LVP forces Venus to relive his gay trauma; Audrey confides in her gay, Parker, over her reservations with dating Chris, then gags said Chris at Universal Studios, leaving him in the dust.Jason tries and fails at waiting on Lisa and Ken’s table at SUR, and is soon relegated to the host stand; he also gets taught Shayne’s Meisner-esque methods on the set of a Vertical Drama. Venus Le Fleur hits up TomTom with Parked and demon twink Ryan, recapping his recent car blowjob and how he’

Lara and Carey discuss the unrelenting pull of WhatNot, the latest Oura ring-busting episode of Industry, Lara’s tried and true Bitcoin approach, Red Rooms as the movie of our decade, OnlyFans University, the horror of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, and more.Back on VPR, Big Central California continues its propaganda as the crew wakes up from their bacchanal in SLO for a day of wine tasting. After some double headed dildo shenanigans, the boys pile onto the party bus as Angelica tried to whip the girls into her slut-shaming frenzy. Natalie is pelted by a rogue wave of red wine and Jason finally snaps, calling Angelica out and addressing Spread Hole Inc*st gate once and for all. Audrey, defending her budding romance with Chris, tries to pick apart Angelica’s accusations as she contends with lingering discomfort over her new man’s business ventures.Meanwhile in WeHo, Lisa hosts the 8th annual World Dog Day, furthering her long term plan of staging a coup and taking over West Hollywood. Back at the Paso Robles

Lara and Carey head back into the livestream continuum for one last reunion episode of RHOSLC Season 6. First, they discuss Brandi Glanville debuting her new head at Sundance, holding her face parasite cards close, and our own speculations over her actual diagnosis.Meanwhile, Britani runs off stage after Meredith’s confounding bigotry defense, returning soon after with a giant coffee and a backbone. Meredith continues to maintain her innocence in PlaneGate as Hengie K breathes enough in her corset to speak twice. Babygirl Lisa gets rill about her marriage issues with John, and Bronwyn channels a possessed child and monologues about Muzzy and Todd, revealing she and Mr. Farts have separated. Wild Rose breaks down over her own marital tribulations after severing ties with Entity. Bronwyn snaps back into Transatlantic mode and tears into Meredith one last time. Au revoir for now, our Sisters of Salt!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to discuss a rogue Waymo crash in LA, the horror of traveling in a branded Waymo, Lauren “Alive Girl” Bezos enlisting Law Roach as her stylist, Bella Hadid breaking up with her cowboy, and Tilda Swinton and Nicole Kidman’s glorious embrace.Back in Paso Robles, the crew settles in for their first night, as Demy, Kim and Angelica pilgrim out over the cousins’ OnlyFans. She tells Shayne, who reveals some cousin lore of his own and Marcus gets blackout and chastised by Demy. The next day at the Women in Wine party, LVP “Mama” arrives to lead this rindom assortment of wine mavens as Marcus reels from his hangover and Jason and Chris interrupt Lisa to flirt with the ladies of the vine. That night, the crew heads out to downtown San Luis Obispo, where Venus tries to break his seven year dry spell after a sexy stranger chats him up. Inspired by the power of Le Fleur, the crew descends into a pansexual make-out fest on the dance floor, bringing the entire community (and Robot Angelica) to its kne

Lara and Carey to the livestream for another rendition of SUP AFTER DARK, recapping part deux of the RHOSLC season 6 reunion (live with chat!) First, they discuss an update in Beckxit, the liberation of Amanda Batula, Club Chalamet’s new pivot, and a divisive episode of INDUSTRY.Back on the reunion, Angie’s scroll reveals Babygirl Lisa’s Reality Von Teased-esque alter ego, as Meredith continues to let her Plum Sister flail against the firing squad. Britani arrives to muted reaction, as Mary answers for the cult allegations and gives a sad but potentially hopeful update on Robert Jr’s struggle with addiction. Lisa lobs a vague accusation at Bronwyn over Todd’s Dubai activities; and its curtains for Heather and Meredith’s friendship. Then, Meredith — gearing up to address PlaneGate — begins her most lawyer ass chess play yet, diverting from her own allegedly feral behavior to weave a tale of Britani, bigoted nail techs and Yelp reviews. The countdown to the end continues…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr