Vanilla Twist

How do you D/s in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico? Find out tonight as Sir H and alyce talk about missing the ‘D’ when alyce goes on vacation.

To whom do you turn when 3/8ths of your friendly neighbourhood sex shop is devoted to Fifty Shades of Blah? With which company’s toys will you trust with your most treasured bottom? Join us tonight as Sir H and alyce explore the world that is hand-crafted impact tools and the craftsmen who make them!

Unable to figure out kitties mind, Sir H and alyce turn to a psychic for answers. This naturally leads to Sir discovering his latent psychic powers! PS. alyce wishes all our listeners/viewers/readers a happy Columbus day as well.  

What happens when Sir H and alyce kidnap their friend Miss Frenchie on the way home? Thankfully she was down to podcast or things would have been just plain awkward. Join us tonight and find out what makes Miss Frenchie say Ooh La La!

Pour yourself a big bowl of chicken noodle soup and snuggle up with Sir H and alyce as they discuss how to handle sickness and painkillers when you’re in a relationship that’s stereotypically built entirely on pain. Artwork by timelessimages on DeviantArt

Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone, but Sir H and alyce are doing an intervention on kitty this episode. Thankfully we have tapped the humor and expertise of Dave from www.mygayopinion.com to ensure that kitty is saved from a road chock-full of fabulousness.  

Here at Vanilla Twist, we are huge fans of science. Particularly sciency-science. With that in mind, alyce signed up Sir H and herself for a good ol’ fashioned University-sponsored relationship study. Join us tonight as Sir H and alyce compare their answers for the first time and discuss where their non-traditional relationship fits in! Artwork … Continue reading Episode 11: Relationship Studies →

When impulse-buy sex toys are delivered, who better to review them than your friendly neighbourhood podcasters! Join us tonight as alyce gracefully endures Sir H’s selection in a (mostly) non-xxx rated, pajama-clad sex toy review. Art by piratehippy on DeviantArt

Some topics are avoided simply out of fear. Unfortunately, when questions remain unanswered and clarity is lacking, this tends to breed even more fear. In O/our opinion, the best way to overcome fear is through education and constructive dialogue. Join us tonight as Anna, a LGBTQ Activist, throws back the curtains on her own journey … Continue reading Episode 9: Trans-parency →

What happens when kitty’s hypothetical extra-curricular activities go awry? What about when she realizes that alyce is not quite as “normal” as she once thought? Join us tonight as we also take a sneak peek into kitty’s closet to see what she has in store for the next corporate-sponsored casual day!  

An acronym is a very powerful literary device. They always hint to the additional information contained within. They can be humorous, convenient, downright silly, or incredibly educational. Join Sir H and alyce in their exploration of the acronym NCSF and learn why they would be considered a part of the Delta Force of the BDSM … Continue reading Episode 7: NCSF Delta Forces →

Playing the role of the wizard, Sir H leads alyce down the winding yellow brick road towards the Emerald City. Luckily for you, this Emerald City is filled with all sorts of fun toys to discover!   Artwork by TessFowler on DeviantArt

Have you ever thought to yourself “What is in kitty’s freezer?”. I’ve never given it a passing thought. In fact, it wasn’t even on my radar … until now. Tune in tonight to find out what has us shocked, entertained, and thoroughly uneasy as we wind our way through fashion, journaling, go carts and finally … Continue reading Episode 5: Journals, Go-Carts and “Whats in kitty’s freezer!” →

What do littles, lattes and a light lunch have in common? Join Sir H and alyce on an awesome alliteration adventure.  

What do kittens, cults and pie have in common with what kitty likes in her mouth? Find out tonight in a bare-all interview of kitty. W/we’re gentle. Mostly.  

It’s alyce’s turn for her up-close and personal interview. Very personal. How will she fare against Sir H’s diabolical question barrage? Tune in tonight to find out about her opinions on spankings, being in a 24/7 D/s relationship, and her only weakness while “adulting”.    

In this episode, alyce tries her best to exact revenge on Sir H’s mythical podcast talking points by turning the tables and asking some questions of her own. How will Sir H hold up to her Care Bear Stare-like powers? Will he give up his deepest darkest secrets on submissive training? There’s only one way … Continue reading Episode 1: Meet H! →

Ahh our very first episode. Every story must start at the beginning. In this (tame-ish) episode we explore a variety of current (and not-so-current) events from both a BDSM and Vanilla perspective. Please be patient with this one as we are working on figuring out all this crazy new-fangled technology.