Whose Immortal?: A Literary Masterwork

GUYS WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER NOW! COME CHILL WITH US!!!111111 https://discordapp.com/invite/cuTkJfsThis is a weird episode, but I think there will actually be plot sometime soon, so keep an ear out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey this is Andja, let me level with you here: I never know what the fuck to type for the summary. There's no plot, there's no structure, this whole thing is chaos. I spent like half the podcast eating an apple. That's where we are now. Just watch it. Just watch the episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hi so funny story, we accidentally read the same chapter twice. Fucking rip on us, my men. I recomend listening to this again anyway solely because it's hilarious and we are all dying. THANKS WE LOVE YOU ALL SORRY WE FORGOT TO FUCKING RECORD FOR SO LONG See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

HELLO WE ARE ALIVE WE HAVE RECORDED MORE AHHHHH WE ARE HERE WEARE HERE WE ARE HERE See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andja succumbs to hiccups, forcing someone else to read the story! Also, Ebony finds out that she must go on a dark and perilous journey in order to save her friends from the evil menace of Volsemort! (And Tara makes a surprise appearance!) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The greatest episode to date See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

AHHHHHH DOUBLE FEATURE! Today's chapters are super weird, so get ready!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Another Chapter, Another Episode See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A PLOT! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE A PLOT! WATCH THIS ONE IT'S KINDA GOT A PLOT! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The plot continues to make no sense. A labyrinthine descent into darkness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hannah, Christine, and Andja get lost in the story (the plotline is literally incomprehensible at this point and there is a sort-of chapter vertigo). Meanwhile, Ebony confronts Snap and Lumpkin about their crimes!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hannah releases her new hit single, and Ebony goes to the same MCR concert for the 99th time. Will the madness ever end? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

PART TWO OF THE HALLOWEEN DOUBLE RELEASE!The epic conclusion to the battle between Vlodemort and Dumbleydore, in which literally nothing happens plot wise (but there is some crying blood). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

PART ONE OF THE SPECIAL HALLOWEEN DOUBLE RELEASE!!!The girls read as a horrible copy-paste accident changes the story, and the fate of Ebony and Draco, forever! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join Christine, Hannah, Andja, and Tech Boi as they watch Ebony's relationship with Draco fall apart as Raven's relationship with Tara is destroyed! The drama!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

NOTE: episode does reference suicide. Hannah, Andja, and Christine read another chapter, this time the reunion of Ebony and Draco! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Warning: Sum of dis chapta is xtremly scray. Viower excretion advisd. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The girls witness some... CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? (gasp!) Could it be possible? Find out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The girls (and tech-boi) are back and better than ever before! They pick up right where they left off with a crazy Ch. 12 that involves a lot of caps lock, preps, and very little logic! Get ready guys, it's about to get LIT! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The girls learn about the aftermath of Draco's suicide, and shit hits the fan. Get ready for some meta-modernist A R T. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.