Pero Let Me Tell You

Miami’s version of fall was here for a second…hmm, should we do a 365 PLMTY challenge…Roger’s still cute with a nose scab…he’ll buy a fake but not wear one…trust Ish knows DJs bday…new iPhone problems…late nights, early mornings…submarines & weaves…RIP Diane Keaton…Vikki Carr & Ana Gabriel duet, get into it…Miami Seaquarium closing is VERY us…will the real Chico Mirta please stand up…Roger’s multi-tasking…sometimes zoos are a positive…do’t hold grudges…US Hispanics would be the 5th largest GDP…the Only Fans debate continues……Last Cafecito: The Estefans & LA’s Celia Cruz Day…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love us some pets…Adopt Don’t Shop…next time, furry friends…love us a Pawsome pun…pet overpopulation isn’t just a South Florida problem…more than just a shelter, they offer medical services too…we can all use some time outside…if you can’t fully adopt, there’s always foster opportunities…love us a no-kill shelter…Ish loved playing with Chloe…follow the 3-3-3 rule of pet adoption…older animals make great pets too…we may have already signed Jr up for all these volunteer services…Golden Paws program…cat bounty hunters…wish they could do something about the chickens all over the city…MEGA PUPTOBER FEST…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much hate for roadtrips…ay las drogas en Miami…working on the yawning…pics in Hong Kong…Junior weekend corner…If anyone’s parent catnip, it’s Junior…Pippy vs Pipi…BBL capital of the world…pesadito energy is a way of life…bro, leave the crosswalks alone…it’s a low bar, but Are You My First is pretty sincere reality show…look at us coming up with new seasons for shows…buying a house on Amazon…HHH vs HHV, they are NOT the same thing…bring on the true crime…banned baby names…wow, a year already with Cultura Talks…Last Cafecito: the Estefans & Robbie Elias’ cover of ‘Careless Whisper’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we went to high school with the founder…breast cancer so soon after having a baby…it does take a village…treatment is only part of the solution…we should all have a Suzette…cafecito does help…let people help…comfortable with the uncomfortable…please don’t bring up the person who died…latinas, please get checked, we need ALL of you…early detection is key, but also subjective…know your family history…only 15% are due to family history…Ish would get a dumb mutation…be in your survivorship…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need to name Jr’s fans…the movement that is Roger…so we just call out our crazy friends now…hospital visits…tremenda meada…own your boring…if nothing else, open carry is very jarring…dates in picadillo…honestly though, it’s just too hot in Miami to carry around that much metal on your back…as a rule, don’t bring your family to a first date…don’t try to be descarado with Roger cuz you’re gonna regret it…damn bug…seriously, it’s ok to say bad words on our show…Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl is smart global business…we should all be able to achieve that level of success on our terms…even fancy Roger loves a chain restaurant…Ish & Eric ARE going to Denny’s dammit…Dolly Parton is an angel of light, period…look at us being in synch on our last cafecito…vulnerability is something we should all embrace and strive for…Last Cafecito: Madonna on Jay Shetty’s ‘On Purpose’ podcastTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepubli

Ish cannot stop yawning…schweddy balls & Stefon hybrid…don’t stress over the invite list…thanks again to Burger Beast & Burger Fi…Junior’s weekend corner…still waiting for the rekindle…well, guess no Rapture for us…happy anniversary Roger & Eric…pero is how you know it’s real Spanglish…seriously, we’d need like a 48 hour energy for Chef Brad and then Charo…Don Francisco is a legend, on or off, period…the changing face of Univision…time to throw the book at Sean Combs…Law & Order channel = Ish is never leaving home…get better soon Junior’s mom…Ish need more naps apparently…Rebel Royals…can you be a shaman if you’re from LA…wait, is the traffic light yellow or orange…Last Cafecito: James Van Der Beek & Dancing with the StarsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by

Damn, can’t believe it’s been that long since he was on the show…learn to say ‘no’ more often…if a Chef friend says ‘come get food’ you go get the food…a few drinks in and we share some fun secrets…the man knows how to throw a helluva party…approaching life with purpose is always a good idea…realizing you need a break can come when you least expect it…preparing lets you be spontaneous later…two viral moments is just too crazy…remind people about our culture…heightened versions can still be authentic…coquito tres leches? Yes please…Ish just doesn’t have a refined palette…sometimes mistakes create delicious…love us a mom who digs the liquor…success breeds successTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next time, we mic our guest better…so close to a year’s worth of episodes…forgetting what we did over the weekend…Congrats to Burger Beast on his 17th blog anniversary…bring on the smash burgers…Junior with the stopwatch weekend recount…Happy Hispanic Heritage Month…Ish loves Halloween…Roger’s Pedasito Energy corner…Miami’s Freedom Tower must always be treasured…hmmm, maybe next time Roger will invite…so much yawning this ep, despite the napping…more Roger faux pas…yeah, DJ is a few notches below hoarder…Junior for the win with the cupcakes…Ish being muted…Roger’s Pesadito Energy Drink…ChatGPT fails…Ai is NOT a person…what do we call our Darien Moments…let’s go to The Sphere in Vegas…text vs Voice Notes…Last Cafecito: Miami Freedom Tower & Golden GirlsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Ho

Straight from Paris, it’s Eric…so much correction corner...another year, another VMA covered…Mariah, give us diva IN your performance…we love Ricky Martin pero man he talks a lot of spiritual blah blah…Eric’s Miami food favorites are basically just all our friends…WE HAVE A SPIN OFF…thumbs up isn’t rude, it’s efficient…dear Gen Z, just stop…respect each other, but don’t impose tampoco…look at Roger causing problems……don’t always keep your guard up…just be Cher in Paris…you never know what is going on in someone’s home…sometimes we do things we never thought to help our loved ones…it’s never too late to improve ourselves…definitely taking Eric to Denny’s next time…Last Cafecito: Sheinelle Jones & Cathy from Denny’sTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo

Welcome to the show, Ana…Cuban moms are a force of nature…New Hampshire is a pretty odd spot for Cubans…teaching our history is essential…keep in mind, we can always change our perspective…blind devotion over charisma is never a good thing…independents unite…it’s always about subverting education…communism does not work, period…never forget about primary sources…poverty porn is never cool…ancient at 27…sometimes you don’t see your own trauma…always comes down to Celia…the beauty of books is it can always be reread…bathing abuela in the living room is Cuban ingenuity at it’s finest…memories are absolutely the true inheritance…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We will always advocate for mental health…Roger will keep your seat warm, Darien…it takes a lot to make this show look breezy…apparently Ish is a height-ist…Roger absolutely projects tall person vibes…always need to acknowledge Junior…the key lime pie from Oh Chocolat was FANTASTIC…a pool party is always a good time…Ish’s outfit was pure Ish…always embrace who you are…clearly Roger is VERY close to this cousin from Cuba…the Cardi B trial was the best thing this week…$24 million is just way too much for a punch in the face…man, Roger has really thought through how he’d distribute his lotto winnings…yay, more French snacks…steall all the snacks from airlines…booster chair needed…nude cruises seem like a little more work than necessary…don’t go to a nude beach as a voyeur…sorry, if you’re overweight you need to pay for the extra seat…do NOT take your shoes off on a plane...Last Cafecito: Gramps & Roger’s UncleTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Le

Roger’s back for another week…short shorts and flan…we have an Emmy-winning guest host…get all the surgery you want if you can afford it…touch-up confessions on PLMTY…French stereotypes are apparently true?…getting played off is peak Junior being awesome…interesting that Roger’s been to most of the Miami places to meet a sugar daddy…a 12 year gap is way too much…the age old Gen X/Millenial conversation…maybe don’t pick on people in the midst of a mental situation…the Miami accent & cadence rears its head again…Basel is NOT basil…we cannot kill Junior with madelines…as we say, Cuban and Spanish aren’t really the same thing…congrats Taylor, Ish just doesn’t care…Happy birthday, Steph!...Last Cafecito: Willy PTown & Brittany BraveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See ac

Welcome Shannah and Raymond…turning personal sadness into a cause isn’t easy…sometimes the youngest of us can have the most lasting impact…don’t judge parents if you don’t know their situation…we should all strive to live like Bella…find your purpose, even in your lowest moments…global impact without even setting out to do that…we need more childhood cancer funding…man, cancer is a real biatch…nothing like partying for a cause…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show, Roger Borges…it was truly a lost episode…no Junior cam this week, booooo…100% decadent French brownies…thank you for the flan, CAO Bakery…National Flan Day should be every day…2 proposals is way too much, forget 43…are we all just losing our dignity for social likes…fluffer, look it up…of course there’s side effects to Ozempic if you don’t actually need it…we’re always our own harshest critic…thanks for the butt compliment though, Roger…what’s your late night ritual…nah, it’s not rude to watch something in bed your partner doesn’t get…DEFINITELY most unexpected comment goes to Roger…just wear the damn bowtie dad…love seeing someone share another side of themselves…Last Cafecito: Us & Roger BorgesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Bring on the 70s background music…does anybody drop out of high school anymore…golden age of PSAs…yo, Freddie Prinze Jr just swing by the show either way…people are still using dial-up???...the magic of a mix CD…flan delivery service, yes please…just be cringe, sometimes it pays off…Ish loves his mutant pic…DJs anger will not be contained…oh Dr Phil, why do we still pay you any mind…what is there to admire about the Duggars…Nelly Furtado be looking fine and thick…there’s no such thing as Real Housewife that looks human…how many members of Destiny’s Child should tour…no bridge is $1B nice…all Stewie moments are great…c’mon Hollywood, lighten up with the content…the scene in Signs of the alien in Mexico is STILL nightmare fuel…oh no, not Requiem for a Dream…and we’re again talking about Acapulco H.E.A.T….Last Cafecito: No Limits Coffee & Sneaker ImpactTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-

We love us foodies…perfection is the enemy of creation…door open recording…eating yummy food isn’t the worst job…creatives finding creatives…yearbook is way harder than law…Disney vlogging gives way to more...it’s all about knowing how to use the equipment…edit to the beat…always filmmaker first…they can get it all in with less than a minute…content for everyone…influencers with integrity DO exist…seriously, lemon/lime is still making the rounds…deciding where to eat as a couple is an absolute nightmare…a big tuna is always attention grabbing…how did Wynwood become so smash burger heavy…giving the pop-up community some well deserved love…of course we end up talking croquetas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Making up our own lyrics…summer school is no longer a babysitter…ugh, middle school is just the worst…some songs just need to be played at certain times…come back Arsenio Hall…do yourselves a favor, look up Acapulco H.E.A.T. theme song…Miami is definitely the 4th top city in the US…hi Vancouver…’she was un poco rustica’...sure lakes are big as an ocean but it’s just not…Ish does NOT float…at most, the American Eagle campaign is just lazy marketing…we say it all the time, that’s why representation is important…RIP Loni Anderson…thank you for Leah Remini, Saved by the Bell…maybe lyme disease brings us the NSYNC tour…Wilfred Brimley & Nick Jonas…what cut of meat would each of us be...Last Cafecito: Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson & New Wave DramaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on

Europa intros are the best…still learning new terms…Ish was always the ringboy, never the ring…DJ’s competitive nature knows no bounds…vikings…so long E! News…we know way too much about the Girls Next Door…the love for Tiffany Pollard is real…so few things are a dollar now…being salesmen at 8 years old…love us some Worlds Best Chocolate…that gift wrap paper was too expensive…Jet 2 Holiday videos…of course, the latest viral trend has a Miami connection…ahhh the golden age of viral videos…DJ is a total tidsoptimist…let’s bring all the old stores and restaurants back…call centers shouldn’t go around the world to get a reply…Sharper Image always over Brookstone…Zayre was just always a mess…welcome back Tristan…Last Cafecito: Jamie Lee Curtis & Magic WheelchairTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com

Love when we can bring on our friends to talk about their success…reading brings people together…parenthood changes you…better to glitch with friends…never be afraid to start over, even once you’ve published something…representation absolutely matters…love us a Miami Puerto Rican protagonist…trigger menus would be a weird restaurant…maybe the military DOES have vampires…mythology requires planning…looking into the past will show you how to move forward and maybe become a jaguar…bridge the gap like Bad Bunny…hi, there BookTok…we love a busy achiever…this is the person who gave Ish one of the greatest pieces of advice…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zorak & Brak forever…all of TLC is bops on bops…so many ‘stop’ songs…TRL with Gaga would have been very interesting…Shazaming in a toilet stall…thank you FL Supercon…anime or furry…RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner & Ozzy Osbourne…music is the soundtrack to our lives, if you’re doing it right…Buc-ees is a little overwhelming…wall of jerky…Red Bull, jerky & Ice Breakers…ok FDOT, we’re ready to be your FL Service Plaza Ambassadors…sundries…let’s all take more vacations to visit the service plazas…also, we clearly need a friend from Paraguay…so much paraphernalia…we should all have a framed dolphin with a birthday hat…it’s officially Leo season…figuring out the transportation system acronyms…wasp is worse than a gnat…Last Cafecito: Burger King wedding & Diana from Beat CultureTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https: