Dire Weasels: A Real(ish) Play 5e Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

Things get a little dark and edgy in this, the second part of the Wonderland Park Fiasco play set with special guest star Gwynn! @direweasels are: Sexton Hardpenis @absurdistkobold, Hugh G. Dyck @walk6070, @chalupabatman27(not appearing in this episode), Herman Marshall @arcanevice, and Sarah Marshall @eskimomo9. Special guest star Jack Softsalot (Gwynn) @Cannoncanons   Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels .  Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels

Lets keep it simple, this week the weasels play the Wonderland Park Fiasco play set with special guest star Gwynn! @direweasels are: Sexton Hardpenis @absurdistkobold, Hugh G. Dyck @walk6070, @chalupabatman27(not appearing in this episode), Herman Marshall @arcanevice, and Sarah Marshall @eskimomo9. Special guest star Jack Softsalot (Gwynn) @Cannoncanons   Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels .  Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels

Whilst missing our Arboreal Weasel, the remaining four talk for a solid half hour before venturing into a new RPG of the Space variety. An emotionless android, a hotshot pilot and Madison...I mean a sexy soldier...venture off into the star studded abyss and accomplish nothing. Take a deep breath, close your eyes and let our dulcet tones caress your eardrums once more.***Disclaimer: Don't close your eyes while driving. Also, stop reading this while driving and on your way home pick us up a bottle of Coke, yeah?***@direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070(not appearing in this episode), @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, and @eskimomo9   Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels .  Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels

We got a healthy amount of mail this week (mostly from @0dius and @cannoncannons), and skills were challenged. Did things get set on fire? Who could say, really?   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice (not appearing in this episode), and @eskimomo9   Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels .  Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels.

In this weeks episode we pay homage to one of the weasels' favorite podcast the Top 5 of Death (Check them out at www.Top5ofDeath.com) by giving our own top 4 list of Bad Movies. If you would like to vote on who's list you agree with the most, participate on our twitter poll www.twiter.com/direweasels or email us at direweasels@gmail.com . @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice (not appearing in this episode), and @eskimomo9   Check out our patreon at www.patreon.com/direweasels .  Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels

If you think the podcast has been a little lacking in silly moments lately, buckle up, because the pendulum has violently moved back in the other direction. We played just enough d&d to say that we played d&d. Tangents and bloopers are the name of the game this week.   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9 Check out our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels. We are pretty excited now that we are starting to see the stuff we are producing for it. Also, rate and review us on itunes (5 stars is the correct number of stars). Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels (because we like talking to you and answering your questions). Thanks for being cool.

This week is a very special Halloween episode, the Weasels play the Toil and Trouble Fiasco playset. Also, some spooky stories! @direweasels are: Nickstella Slinkhard @absurdistkobold, Professor McGilicuddy @chalupabatman27, Nickbella Slinkhard @arcanevice, and Supreme Overseer @eskimomo9   Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us on itunes. 5 stars is preferred! Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. Thanks for listening. We're Sorry...   Music used in this episode is This Is Halloween by Danny Elfman

Listen in as the Weasels continue to attempt an escape from Witch Mount...wait...I mean prison. They're escaping prison. Will there be a riot? Will broom girl turn that thing into a weapon and make Madison her prison wife? Is Gerbo as useless as ever? (Spoiler alert: YES) You won't know until you listen, so get on that sh*t.    Your @direweasels are: Madison Bumgarner @absurdistkobold, Neville Longbottom @chalupabatman27, Mike Wazoski @arcanevice, Cruella Deville @eskimomo9, and your DM / flase god @Walk6070   Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us on itunes. 5 stars is preferred! Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. Thanks for listening. We're Sorry...

Do the weasels have the intelligence, skill, and luck to break out of  the prison they seemed to have gotten themselves landed in? (Probably Not). Find out on this exciting episode! Also some nonsense. @direweasels are: Madison Bumgarner @absurdistkobold, Neville Longbottom @chalupabatman27, Mike Wazoski @arcanevice, Cruella Deville @eskimomo9, and your DM / flase god @Walk6070   Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us on itunes. 5 stars is preferred! Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. Thanks for listening. We're Sorry...

Matt, John, and Ivana get together and try out Chez Geek. John spends a lot of time talking mad shit about the band Train. That's pretty much it.   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us in the district of the internet otherwise known as itunes. Thanks for listening ladies and gents.

The Weasels encounter huge changes now that the gems have been united. All heil the new regime!     @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us at the itunes machine.

The weasels find themselves on an ominous trek towards the last gem. I didn't edit this one, so I don't recall if it was a particularly goofy episode, but I feel like it might have been.   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us at the itunes machine.

Forrest wasn't able to record in the week that this episode was recorded (#gerboisafalsegod) so the rest of the Weasels soldered on and played Everyone is John. It's pretty damn silly, and Mollie ran the game, so you get to hear her talk a good bit more than in most episodes. This is going up early because we're sorry about the last episode going up late.   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Also, we have a patreon now. Feel free to check that out at patreon.com/direweasels.

The Weasels try their best to seduce each other while nominally battling a big, bad malfunctioning robot. Many laughs are had on this most unassuming, totally unimportant episode where no important news is shared. None whatsoever!   The @DireWeasels are John, @absurdistkobold, Forrest, @walk6070, Ivana, @arcanevice, Matt, @chalupabatman27, and Mollie, @eskimomo9. You can email us at direweasels@gmail.com. We're sorry!

After lots of hijinks and nonsense the party finally makes it to a village of robit creatures. There they learn to get the next gem, they must play a "game". Will the party make it through these trials? Listen to find out! @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

Ivana's older brother guest stars and our loveable bunch of nerds accomplish even less than usual.    @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The gang gets into some hot shenanigans. Also, Forrest makes a very comical noise. Enjoy, one and all.   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

John, Matt, and Mollie play Drinking Quest! Testing...testing...

It's a short one this week for the gang as they recover from their ordeal within the Nega-Mount Hazelnut of Doom. Gerbo checks the Heavy-Handed Plot Device for guidance, and before you know it, things get... weird. (Haha, you'll get why I think that's hilarious soon!)   @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9.    Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

This is the final episode with guest star Mike @Malvinity! Croman the Barbarian and Gerbo bro it up some more and John makes a valiant attempt to get a TPK before finally falling on his own sword. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. @malvinity is the star guest du jour.    Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, talk to us. We want very much to make it awesome, and it's coming soon.