My Son The Dungeon Master

It's our big finale and just in time for the end of the year.  In this episode we finally have it out with Laura and Clamp played by our very special guests Ali Gordon and Stephen Buckley for the awesome DND podcast 2ndBest.  Will they survive?  Will we survive?  Will we get the "Home Alone" DVD back to the Blockbuster?  You will have to listen to find out!

Happy Thanksgiving!  It's that time of year where we give thanks.  So thanks.  In this episode we invited Broadway legend and conductor, Nate Patten, to judge our song contest.  Who will win?  Then we get to some good old fashioned holiday DND butt-kicking.  

Who's up for a good ole fashioned barbeque?  Well Marliss and Derf are always up for slow cooking some meat and slathering it with sauce, so come on in and get a listen on yourself.  Parker once again outdoes himself in putting us in a pickle.

It's time to break Lil' Pumpkin out of prison.  And there is only one way to do it... in lederhosen selling Wipe My Hinney toilet paper.  Plus our song contest deadline is approaching, so write a song and enter!

Parker throws us into the battle of the ages.  Can we singlehandedly save the mom and pop stores?  Can we save the last Blockbuster from the evil corporatization of the world.  Probably not, but we'll probably have a lot of fun trying.

Things get hairy in this episode when we go up against a snow yeti.  Man it is tough to retrieve a late fee and DVD for Blockbuster.  Now I understand why they didn't survive.  This episode's artwork is in honor of Daniel Johnston.  We hope you found peace.

We are starting a new season and a new campaign.  We had so much fun recording this episode and we are very excited about this campaign.  This is the adventure we were made for.  We hope you enjoy it.

Ok... look... It's summer so we are a bit behind.  And we've been traveling and having fun.  So Parker didn't have time to come up with a new campaign, but we decided not to let that stop us.  This episode is our season recap and summer catch-up.  Plus I included a behind the scenes beginning to show what it is like to record with these numskulls.  If you are looking for DND then you might want to pass on this episode, but if you want to hear us gab then come on in.

This is our second annual live show and we had a blast performing for everyone at the Uncommons in NYC!  Thanks for everyone who came.  This episode explains what happens after you drink a mysterious shot given to you by a shady barkeep and you then pass out.  Enjoy!

This is the episode leading up to our live show.  Are you coming?  Well in this episode we are trying to break Lil'Pumpkin out of jail.

This episode is a one-shot based on a tweet by Lin-Manuel Miranda.  He said he had a dream in which Garfield and Odie were wearing armor and fighting orcs in a DND world.  I told Parker and he decided we should bring Lin's dream to life so please enjoy this family-friendly episode where we drift into the RPG "Toon" by Steve Jackson and reanimate everyone's favorite cat and dog duo in a battle royale filled with blood, whipped cream, and lasagna.   Disclaimer: Other than being inspiration, Mr. Miranda had nothing to do with this episode.  If he sees this, we hope he gets a laugh out of the artwork by our genius friend Len Peralta.  Episode was recorded in Studio 140/99.

We finally wrap up our long campaign Underground.  Will we shut off the last gas can?  Will the world population be destroyed?  Listen to find out!  Plus we announce our 2nd live show.  It will be at the Uncommons in Greenwich Village NYC on Tuesday July 9th at 6pm.  Please let us know if you are coming to reserve a spot.  Seating is limited.

In this episode we go after the third gas can.  If we don't shut off two more gas cans then the world is doomed.  What will we do!  Plus this is a very special episode because this episode marks the three year anniversary for our podcast.  I started this when Parker was just ten years old.  It seems so long ago.  I can't believe how much he and his humor have grown and changed over the years.  Luckily, fart jokes are still funny.

This episode could be my favorite.  Parker brilliantly brings our story full circle.  I won't give anything away, but anyone following our adventures will get a good laugh at this one.  Plus we fight to shut off the second gas container.

In this episode we go on a deeper dive about Mike's internet connection, plus we give an update on our newest sponsor, Dirty Teeth, and we play some D&D and get close to destroying the second gas tank and saving the world.

In this episode, we were having so much fun talking that we almost forgot to play, so it's like intermission for this mission.  Plus I'm a big Amanda Palmer fan, so I decided to have Len Peralta create a version of her new album cover that is safe to post on the social media.  We do get to a little butt-kicking eventually and we race towards destroying the second gas can.

In this episode we solve the age old question... Does anyone like Tapioca pudding?  We also diver deeper into the underground and uncover the secret plan to destroy the world.  

Now that we've proven that we are not witches, we find ourselves uncovering a nefarious plot to destroy the planet.  What can little old Marliss and Derf do to stop the complete annihilation of civilization?  Join us to find out.  Plus we welcome our special guest, me pretending to be Macaulay Culkin.

This one's for all you lovers out there.  In this episode we welcome Josh Rogosin as our guest judge to decide the winner of our "Original Fan Song" contest.  Of course, no one entered, but that doesn't stop us!  Josh is the audio engineer for NPR's Tiny Desk Concerts so he knows music.  Who will win?  We also find ourselves accused of being witches!

It's our 50th episode!  We celebrate by playing another song entry for our contest and by following a shapeshifter into a cave.  What could possibly go wrong?  Plus... we have a new show sponsor.