My Son The Dungeon Master

Well this is the end of our podcast.  It has truly been one of the most joyous experiences of my life.  Thanks to everyone who listened and thanks to my best friend, Mike, for joining in this adventure, and finally thanks to Parker for being an amazing son and a brilliant Dungeon Master. 

We finally have a sponsor! Check out https://ricketystitch.com/  In this episode Parker takes Derf to Hell to battle Satan. Meanwhile Marliss tries to get it on with Derf's mom. It's an episode that even Lucien Greaves would approve.

In this episode Parker decides to kick Derf's butt.  It's about time.

Derf's worst nightmare comes true.  And we continue to work through our genealogy.

Listen to the episode.  It's funny.  You know it is.  But the important thing is you should register to vote.  Vote him out!  Vote him out!  Vote him out!

Marliss finally decides to kill someone!  

In this episode we meet the winners of our contest and we all talk too much.  But then we finally play DND.  Derf has to battle some frog monster and Marliss finds himself in trouble with Steve, Derf's Audible reader.

Things are getting interesting as we follow the Adventurer Jonathan.  Marliss is suspicious and Derf is enamored.  Plus, Steve, Derf's Audible reader, is dealing with his throat injury.  What an episode.

It's time for a new adventure!  And this time we are hooking up with a writer and his muse, the Adventurer Jonathan, who has published over 300 books of his adventures.  And we are his new companions!  What could go wrong?

It's time to finally deal with Darliss and Merf once and for all.  And don't forget to enter our backstory contest.  Just make up some details about our earlier days and we will pick a winner and expand the our storied past.

Is anyone out there?  Are you enjoying this campaign?  Reach out and say hi.  So in this episode we follow the mime army to Paris to rescue Steve-O.

We are getting closer to the end.  In this episode we find out who we are really up against.  And you will never guess who it is.  By the end of this campaign we might even get Carol Baskin to feed this mime to her tigers.

MSTDM hopes everyone had a nice Easter/Passover.  Apparently the Easter Bunny is not practicing social distancing because that rodent broke into our apartment and hid contaminated eggs everywhere.  In this episode Derf has to rescue Marliss… again.  And Marliss has to make a choice about doing the right thing or the wrong thing.  Let’s just say Marliss does what you would expect.

We gotta mole in our midst and we gotta hunt him down.  Who could it be?  Derf, Marliss, or Fat Lenny?  It could be anyone.

If you are looking to start listening to our podcast but don't know where to start, then here's a guide.  You can always start at the beginning.  I hear it's a very good place to start.  But if you would like to jump around or start later, then listen to this to get a basic explanation of our show and who we are and then jump in at the beginning of a campaign.  Campaigns are about 8 episodes long.  Episodes are named with the campaign name and then the episode name.  We started when Parker was 10 and he is now almost 15.  The show's humor and maturity level follows Parker's age.  He leads us.  Episodes 1-5 he was 10.  Episodes 6-13 he was 11.  Episodes 14-35 he was 12.  Episodes 36-59 he was 13.  Episodes 60-76 he was 14.

I know we are a couple of weeks late.  Sorry.  But settle into your social distancing and get your laugh on with this vomit filled DND episode.  The artwork for this week is a painting I did for a class in college.  Bonus points for anyone who can guess where the title came from.  

Circus train!  We are on a circus train!  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the greatest DND podcast on Earth!  Oh... and at the end of the episode you'll get to hear a song by our resident genius, Mike.

In this episode we audition to for the Circus so we can kill mimes!  By the way the CDC officially announced today the listening to MSTDM will vaccinate you from the coronavirus.  So what are you waiting for?  Do you want to die of the coronavirus?  If not, then listen to protect yourself from the coronavirus.  That's right MSTDM is a cure for the coronavirus.

It's a new campaign and Parker has pulled out all the stops.  He has decided to take Derf and Marliss to their roots and send them to the circus!  This could be the first ever DND circus crossover.  So put your red noses on and juggle your way through this hour of zany mischief.

Merry Santacon!  This is our annual Xmas episode.  Grab a cup of cocoa and settle in for a heck of a sleigh ride!