Cocktails And Cream Puffs : Gay / Lgbt Comedy Show

CACP – RB2 – Hey Baby!   This week is an unexpected re-run  of episode #35 due to the fact that after taping a fabulous show, the Creamie Computer hard drive exploded.  We will be back next week with a brand new episode and we want to thank you for making us a nominee for Artvoice’s Best of Buffalo, “Best Blog”.  This episode was collectively our favorite and is a rollercoaster ride.  It may start out slow but then takes off like a rocket.  The hot topic this week is Marc’s trip in the magical mystery van.  Married or crazy?  You be the judge.  Lindsay Lohan’s going back to the clink, new Glee guest star revealed and Mariah Carey is angled to perfection.      Remember Mother’s Day is right around the corner so go to our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com and click the link to Pro Flowers on our home page and buy Mom the Gift of Flowers.  You won’t be disappointed.   Music in this week’s episode includes: Some People from Gypsy performed by Patti LuPone The Art of the Possible performed by the Original

Rapture for Dummies - With all of the obvious signs that the end of the world is quickly approaching…What signs? Earthquakes, tornados, birds falling from the sky, dead sea lions, individuals bursting into flames in porn stores….need I continue?  Well, if you do believe we want you to be prepared so we have put together a check list of must have items including but not limited to tools to distil water (see Marc), a horse, dog poop insurance, tim tams, a double p dildo, a tub of boy butter (I am sure the Rapture is like the lines at an amusement park, hurry up and wait, boy butter helps the time pass) and do not offer to play JC Gaga’s new song.  I tend to think it’s still a bone of contention between them.  Wouldn’t it be a kick in the ass if the Rapture is like that movie Signs and they avoid the water?  This would mean Matt at his lake house is safe.  Well, I’ll be goddamned, literally. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Kids Drink Free - #66 We’re back bitches. Joey is still yammering on about his perfect Atlantis vacation. Marc is still in a relationship. Is this good for the future of the show? Matt returned to the land of his birth and played an icebreaker game with 2 former acquaintances. Mariah and Nick Carey have decided to start screwing up their kids early and Apple Bee’s launched its new Kiddies Cocktail menu. All of this and more plus a PO Box surprise! www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Part 2 of Joey's vacation aboard the fabulous Serenade of the Sea, visiting St Lucia, Aruba, Curcia, and St. Maarten.  With Atlantis specialguest performer Alan Cumming. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Vacation Part 1: Puerto Rico - Joey's Atlantis Gay Cruise has finally arrived (and gone).  His fabulous vacation has been charted in mini episodes recorded on location aboard the Serenade of the Seas and begins on the gorgeous Island of Puerto Rico.  Pay attention you may learn something and there will be a quiz at the end! The Cream Puffs will be back to "regular" episodes next Thursday, April 14th. Music from this episode includes America from West Side Story available through our Amazon link on www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com  

From the Cutting Room Floor - Outtakes and deleted scenes from seasons 1 thru 3. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Technical Difficulties - The title clearly says it all.  This week we recorded the show in the morning hours of the day and apparently the recording equipment planned on sleeping in.  Listen to Joey's pre-cruise plans and Chris Brown rant.  Matt's confusion about the adoption process and Marc's two timing waitress. Remember to Please Nominate www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog.  www.artvoice.com.

Did I Mention These Cookies are Delicious? - We asked and you came through.  Our box was so stuffed it was overflowing and it felt good.  Now we have one more favor from our Creamie Army.  Help nominate us for Artvoice’s Best in Buffalo for the Best Blog.  This week we discussed everything from the crisis in Japan, to overzealous fans in the john to a special Viva Las Vegas announcement.

If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick – What has this world come to?  People holding demonstrations at funerals, universities suspending students for having consensual sex, other universities where professors use vibrators on their fiancées in front of the class for extra credit, men driving their wives around on the hoods of their cars, Asians running around in Tony the Tiger costumes with co-workers chasing them with tranquilizer guns and none of this has anything to do with Charlie Sheen to boot.  Winning? www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Sugar Tits – In this week’s episode Marc declares his love for Sugar Tits and just in time the Brits perfect breast milk ice cream.  Mmm mmm good.  We discuss this year’s horrible Oscars Ceremony, Charlie Sheen’s spiral, start a new contest, and a war and finally, we make 2 big announcements.  First we have a new P.O. Box.  Who will be the first to stuff our box? And second..you’ll just have to listen. Send us anything to Cocktails and Cream Puffs Studios   PO Box 1334   Buffalo, NY 14226 For all your Creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com                                 

Twas the Night Before Easter – In this week’s installment Matt received the Barbie of his dreams, Joey’s TV movie has apparently been released, Marc shares his adventures in dating and Wendy is still perfecting catapulting her car over the ice into her driveway.  Or you can just skip all this crap and go straight to the lesson of the week which is don’t piss Mom off or she’ll put your shit on eBay. Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

You Were Born This Way, So Express Yourself – This week the boys talk about Madonna’s, I mean Lady Gaga’s new song as performed on the Grammy and a local hot Congressman posting his naughty pics on Craigslist.  Also Joey rants about BINGO, Marc was rear-ended, and Matt just can’t take a compliment.  All of this and more including the winner of our Creamie Contact Contest. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

They Said it Would Never Last – It’s hard to believe that a full year has gone by since our first show.  What’s even more astonishing is that after all the triumphs, trials and tribulations that we are still here, or speaking to each other for that matter! This week we discuss our Homofied Bowling Party, the Grammys, the return of Dallas, what not to call 911 for, the shocking behavior of Japanesse parents, and of course Christina Aguilera’s rendition of the Star Spangle Banner. For all your Creamie needs check out www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com  you know you want to!

Balls to You  - The Boys are Back and ready to kick off Season 3. This week they moved into their new studio, shared their hiatus adventures and Joey has a very important message to a very special Creamie. Also Charlie Sheen is back in rehab again, Cousin Geri is gay, and Lady Gaga is working on a new perfume fragrance that can best be described as date rape!   The musical selections from this episode include Bad Romance performed by Lady Gaga and Endless Love performed by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross   Get these MP3 and more through our Amazon link at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com    

Creamin in the New Year 2011 - This bonus episode was originally presented LIVE on Pride48.com on December 31, 2010 - New Years Eve (Joey's Birthday too).  Join us next week for the kick off of 3rd Season and our 1 year anniversary. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

A Little Look Back in Time - As the 1st anniversary quickly approaches and with the Cream Puffs on vacation, we present to you Cocktails and Cream Puffs - Episode 1. Please consider donating a mere $2 to Cocktails and Cream Puffs to help with the upcoming Season 3 operating cost.  Just visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com to find our PayPal link

It’s a Quiet Thing – In this final episode of the 2nd Season, Marc makes a shocking proclamation…if his pants are off, he plans on getting off! Where could we possibly go from here? You’ll just have to find out. Music in this episode includes It’s a Quiet Thing performed by Liza Minnelli available on iTunes. For all your Creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com    

Will the Real Matt Please Stand – This week the full play adaption of Matt’s spoken word piece, Recovery Mode is opening in Sacramento, CA.  So we are joined by the fabulous playwright Matthew Burlingame of Spanking Bea Arthur who adapted Recovery Mode and by the new Matt Crehan Higgins, Michael Hedges. If in the Sacramento Area be sure to check out Recovery Mode presented by the Lambda Players http://www.lambdaplayers.com   Visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com for all your Creamie needs!

Reflections of 2010 - The Cream Puffs this week shared their magical Christmas adventures and reflected on the Best of 2010.   

Our First Christmas...Special - Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of our devoted Creamies around the World.  At this special time of the year the Cream Puffs have come together to share their favorite Christmas songs and to debut a new one you all will love. All of the songs on this week's episode are available on iTunes or through the Amazon link on our website. Visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com today!