Cocktails And Cream Puffs : Gay / Lgbt Comedy Show

And the Winners Are...Not Us - Thank you to everyone who supported and voted for us for this year's Podcast Awards.  It was an honor to be nominated.  Congratulations to Savage Love, winner for GLBT and to Tell'em Steve Dave, winner of People's Choice.  Now back to business as usual! For more information including contact visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Happy Festivus - This week Joey embraces that special holiday of Festivus and airs his grievances against his closest and dearest friends.  Basically it's a bitchfest but, if you don't let it out...you'll explode.  Happy 31st Birthday to Matt and thank you to everyone who vote for us in the Podcast Awards. For all your Creamie needs including contact to sign up for a Christmas Card visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Driving Miss Wendy – As the title suggests, the Naughty Nanny is back and driving slower than ever as she gets lost throughout the world.  In addition we dive into celebrity reach around with Madonna, Angelina, Aretha, Elton, and Britney.  No last names needed.  Also is this the final straw for Brian Dunkleman?  I know, Brian who? Remember Creamies, Voting closes DECEMBER 15TH, vote now, vote daily for the Podcast Awards www.podcastawards.com For all your needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Inside the BOXX – This week we bring you a special bonus episode featuring the hardest working Drag Queen in America!  She was awarded Miss Congeniality on Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 2 and was a Professor on Drag U, PANDORA BOXX! Creamies please remember to vote daily at www.podcastawards.com for Cocktails and Cream Puffs in the categories of PEOPLE’S CHOICE and GLBT.  We need you! Check out Pandora at www.pandoraboxx.com For all your Creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Celebration! – We want to thank you, our listeners.  We are celebrating because we have been nominated for BEST GLBT and the top prize of PEOPLE’S CHOICE for the 6th annual Podcast Awards.  Voting runs Dec 1st-15th.  Vote early, vote often! This week we are joined by our dear friend Chrissy for some cocktails and cattiness (hmm perhaps a spin off?).  This episode is filled with concerts, family, quitting smoking, celebrities in caskets, and bathing suits accenting the pride of once…um, nation. Vote at www.podcastawards.com For everything Creamie visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

I Think We're Alone Now - This week we are thrilled to have the opportunity to interview and see the original Princess of Pop, 80's teen pop idol and, number one charting recording artist, TIFFANY! In the episode we feature music by Tiffany including: I Think We're Alone Now, If Only, and All This Time.  All of which are available on iTunes or Amazon.com Visit us at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Discomboobulated - This week’s episode is all over the place as the title alludes to.  The boys start with an actual serious topic discussing the continuing inequalities for gays in this Country but quickly they move over into their usual array of insanity.  These include Joey shucking and jiving for nominations, Matt being over NYC, Marc sees another boy, blushes and running away again, a crazy lady becomes a star on her daddy’s advice, Madonna thanks the gays,  and Wendy is in jail and liking the attention. Time is running out and November 21st is the last day to go to www.podcastawards.com and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best GLBT and People’s Choice Podcast.  We can’t do this without you! For past shows, pictures, products, contact and more visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Make it Happen! Nominations are open for the 2010 Podcast Awards.  For your consideration go to www.podcastawards.com and please nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best GLBT and People’s Choice.  Only you can MAKE IT HAPPEN! Music in this episode includes: Make it Happen performed by Mariah Carey Kind of Woman from "Pippin" performed by Jill Claybourgh   For all your creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

A Diamond in the Rump - This week we are joined once again by everyone’s favorite Naughty Nanny, Wendy and discuss Adult Truths, McDonald’s and people hiding things where they do not belong.  Babies are big this week in the Celebrity Reach Around.  Mariah Carey finally admits to being pregnant, Celine Dion shares a startling truth about her recent pregnancy and Charlie Sheen is acting like a baby!  This week we also announced that November 7th will kick of this year’s Podcast People’s Choice Awards Nominations.  For your consideration, please nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs,  Best GLBT Podcast for 2010.  Please visit www.podcastawards.com any time after November 7th until November 21st and nominate us!  We are nothing without you and would be honored by your nomination. Music from this episode includes Charlie Brown Christmas for Mariah Carey's new album Merry Christmas II U For all your Creamie needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

The Halloween Spooktacular - #40  We are now 40 and fabulous.  To celebrate this spooky season we invited Creamies to share their favorite ghost stories with us. We discussed the real life origins of one of the scariest movies of all time, The Exorcist. Matt built a 4200 calorie house for ghouls, Facebook is getting gays jobs, Mariah Carey still refuses to speak about her growing belly, Mel Gibson gets canned from his next film (I wonder why), the Von Trapps are back in the house and, we say good-bye to iconic TV dad, Tom Bosley. Music from this weeks show includes: Supernatural performed by Madonna I Have Confidence performed by Julie Andrews  Thriller performed by Michael Jackson For all your Cocktails and Cream Puffs needs visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com  

I’m Not a Witch   Matt, back from vacation shares with us a dream he had. In this world the Cream Puffs were charged as Witches and one of them was found guilty. Can you guess whom? Oh and did we mention the judge was the Naughty Nanny Wendy! Marc tells us about…wait for it…a new show he is working on, and Joey saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Music from this episode includes Hello and Truly performed by Lionel Richie Check out Creamie Christina's podcast Greetings from Nowhere at www.visitnowhere.com For more information including contact, past episodes, pictures, donations, and more visit:     www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com          

You're Mad as Hell?    We hate to get political on your asses but some things cannot be ignored. In the first section of this week’s episode Joey and Marc blast Tea Party candidate, Carl Paladino for his hateful, anti gay comments especially in light of the recent GLBT youth suicides. Don’t despair Creamies, we then brought the funny and filth you’ve come to expect including a visit from the Naughty Nanny. For more information about us including contact visit:  www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Candy Everybody Wants!  - #37 This week we are ecstatic to bring to you Chicago Comedian, and our college classmate, Candy Lawrence!   Candy is a hilarious, cat obsessed, lesbian currently performing as a regular cast member at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago.  Besides our journeys down memory lane, Candy also shares her own “It Gets Better” story and now is living the dream.  An audience, two cats, an afghan, an assortment of miniskirts, and a wagon.  What more could any girl want? To check out Candy, go to www.thelincolnlodge.com For more information including contact, merchandise, and past episodes, check out www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

P.S.A. - Due to the recent tragic events of late in the LGBTQ community, we at Cocktails and Cream Puffs felt compelled and obligated to share our thoughts and spread awareness in order to prevent future suicides by gay youth.   Please  visit Dan Savage’s youtube brainchild  the “It Get’s Better Project” http://www.youtube.com/itgetsbetterproject    The Trevor Project 24/7 Crisis Hotline for LGBTQ youth and teens 1-866-4-U-TREVOR www.thetrevorproject.org

Well, I’ll Be Goddamned! - #36 Join the Cream Puffs for another week of fun and debauchery as we discuss our favorite celebrities.  Lindsay Lohan is trying to get the paparazzi to notice her again and they want none of it.  Courtney Love cleaning up her image, it’s about damn time.   Who’s Blanket’s daddy and who cares?  Mindy Cohn is…wait Mindy Cohn!?   Music in this week's episode includes The Cat Came Back by Countdown Kids available on iTunes   For all information including contact, past shows, and ruby slippers, visit: www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Hey Baby! - #35  This week’s episode is a rollercoaster ride.  It may start out slow but then takes off like a rocket.  The hot topic this week is Marc’s trip in the magical mystery van.  Married or crazy?  You be the judge.  Lindsay Lohan’s going back to the clink, new Glee guest star revealed and Mariah Carey is angled to perfection.  Also Patti LuPone’s Memoir has stolen out hearts.  Get it now on audio book for free from audible at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff   Music in this week’s episode includes: Some People from Gypsy performed by Patti LuPone The Art of the Possible performed by the Original 1979 Broadway Cast of Evita Meadowlark performed by Patti LuPone   All selections are available on iTunes.   For more information on us, contact, pictures, merchandise, donations, and more, go to www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Turning Back Time - #34  In this week’s episode Joey is about to pass on to the great beyond but before he goes he is sharing all sorts of sordid stories of debauchery.  Matt’s transition to suburban house wife is complete and Marc is back in the saddle! www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

New Beginnings, Literally!  This week we are thrilled to debut our new theme song, written and performed by the amazing and talented Flat 29 boys Dan, Rich, and Charlie.  By the way, they’re not bad to look at either. For this episode we are joined by “Cream Packer” Betsy Carmichael, who is just returning from touring with the Drag Race Girls.   This week Joey has road rage senior edition, Matt once again is the dancing queen at a wedding and poor Marc can’t gain weight.  All of this and Dancing with the Stars, Zsa Zsa, chain smoking toddlers, the Spice Girls and more. Happy Birthday Kevin! Be sure to check out the Flat 29 podcast at www.flat29.com Music in this episode includes “Wannabe” by The Spice Girls, available on iTunes. For contact information, pictures, merchandise, donations, and more go to… www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

The Dark Knight Returns– For this week’s installment it’s Marc’s turn to have bats in his belfry.  Regardless, the show must go on.  Once again we are joined by the animal loving, always p.c., Naughty Nanny Wendy.  Joey finally says fuck the munchkins and their parents and Matt explains the 3 Fs in human interaction; flirting, fighting, and fucking.  Beyond that he has no use for you!  Is this the gayest year at the Emmys ever and why is Paris Hilton borrowing a purse?  Really that’s the best you came up with? www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Adventures in Doggy Sitting – For this week’s episode we are joined by the always witty and always zany, Naughty Nanny Wendy.  Who, quite frankly this week is full of piss and vinegar.  As this episode title suggests, she shares her adventures with her furry house guest.  Apparently canines were not covered at Nanny University. Joey is still going strong with his diet but desperately wants to be invited to Aarti’s Party.  Marc finally got his new couch but no sex please.  Clear liquids only.  And apparently having bats in the belfry is hereditary.  Well, at least for Matt’s family.  In addition this week’s news is filled with naughty animals.  So relax Wendy; it’s probably just a full moon. For contact, pictures, and more go to www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Music in this week's episode includes Material Girl performed by Madonna  Available on iTunes!