Cocktails And Cream Puffs : Gay / Lgbt Comedy Show

There’s More Than One Way to Marinate a Cat! In this mile stone installment we start off with our very own locally grown bizarre news story.  What goes better with cat, white or red wine?  This episode proves to be all about the boys (well mostly).  Joey shares his first week results of 52 by 32 and nearly has it out with his very own Mrs. Claxton, Marc is getting his new sofa…but doesn’t have a gentleman to share it with, but he’s so over it, and Matt was saved from a bird, bat, or monster attacked by his knight in shining armor.  This is a land mark episode not to be missed! www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Lifestyles of the Rich and Boring - #29   No more wedding bell blues in the state of California.  Prop Hate has been ruled unconstitutional, for now.  However the celebs are keeping the crazy going.  Fantasia destroyed a straight marriage and made a sex tape as proof, Justin Beiber was hit in the head finally, Rod Stewart is having another child at 102 years of age, don't piss off Jet Blue, they've had enough,  the government is so broke that they are shaking down lemonade stands, and Mel Gibson's dad claims the Pope is gay.  The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree!  Join us for all this lunacy and more! P.S. Please just sign in at the door! www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

I’ll Remember This Always!  After a 2 week hiatus, the Cream Puffs have returned for Season 2 refreshed and renewed.  During their well deserved vacations Joey, Matt and Wendy attended the Rochester Pride meeting and recruiting Creamies while Marc was singing for his pizza at the Italian Festival.  Matt survived a tornado or three; Marc is still learning that there is no place like a new home and Joey is chasing munchkins around Oz with a big board with a rusty nail in it.  Also check out our jam packed Celebrity Reach Around, Lindsay and Ricky and Mel, oh my!   www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

First Impressions - The Cream Puffs are still on holiday for one more week but as promised they left their Creamies a brand new show.  Well, brand new to most of you.  During the Pride 48 weekend Cocktails and Cream Puffs actually did 2 live shows.  The first was at the civilized time of 12 midnight and the second was at 6am!  So for all of you Creamies who were in dreamland, we present to you the un-cut, unedited, bass voiced second LIVE on Pride48.com show with technical difficulties and all.  In this episode secrets are revealed and the boys share their first impressions of one another.  As the old saying goes, "you never have a second chance to make a good first impression"...well, after all these years they must have done something right! Be sure to tune in next week for the kick off of Season 2 For more information including contact, t-shirts, past shows, and everything..go to www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Recovery Mode - While the boys are on hiatus, Naughty Nanny Wendy and Betsy Carmichael were supposed to share hosting duties of the show...Betsy however had different plans and was luckily foiled by Wendy.  In this very special installment of Cocktails and Cream Puffs we present for you an original spoken word piece written and performed by Matthew Crehan Higgins which was recorded live on March 26, 2010 at Gallery 464.  Additionally, Wendy is still running our end of season donation drive and you will hear her first hand work her magic on a naughty Creamie. For all information including contact, pictures, merchandise, and past episodes go to www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com   Once there please consider making a small donation towards the show!  

You Get What You Pay For!  This episode is the Season One Finale of Cocktails and Cream Puffs (however you will get 2 new special episodes while we are on vacation).  In just 24 weeks this podcast went from being just a dream to a reality heard in 35 states and 14 countries around the world!  We are grateful for all our Creamies who took a chance on us.  Thank you!  This week for your enjoyment we are joined by the always sassy and witty, Naughty Nanny Wendy and briefly by our musical guest, Gary Andrews and of course we are celebrating with actual cocktails and cream puffs! For all information about us including contact please visit www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com If you like what you hear, please consider going to our website and making a small donation of $2 towards Season Two.  Remember... You Get What You Pay For!

No Apologies! This week we were joined by a very special guest; singer, songwriter, and hottie...Gary Andrews!  Gary is the lead singer for the band, Kamikaze LTD and gay too.  He not only shared his music with us including an acoustic in-studio performance but also his life stories, a bottle of wine, and a few frozen margaritas.  The Cream Puffs also reflected on the Pride 48 LIVE experience and the greatest performance of the Star Spangled Banner ever.  Oh how the mighty have fallen down the "cracks".  Joey auditioned many many munchkins, Marc offered sex for a lower rent, Matt reflected on being the dancing queen, and Liza Minnelli made a special appearence on the Home Shopping Network.  "Do you like the cloos?" Music in this episode included: The Star Spangled Banner performed by Whitney Houston, available on iTunes Check out Gary Andrews at www.kamikazeltd.com For all your Cocktails and Cream Puffs needs including contact, info, merchandise and links go to  www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

LIVE! For those of you who weren't able to join us for the Pride 48 marathon, this week's episode is the exact show that was heard LIVE on Pride48.com on Saturday June 26th.  It is unedited and uncut for your pleasure.  This was a night of firsts.  Our first LIVE show, we discussed our first concerts and our first BJ experiences.  It was also Marc's Birthday, which was not a first. Three old friends, two pitchers of mojitos, one chat room filled with devoted Creamies (and some brand new Creamie converts), and Naughty Nanny Wendy.  We couldn't have asked for more for our first LIVE show! Find out more about us including contact information at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Sex and the Queen City!  You asked for it Creamies and we're putting out.  In this week's episode the boys each share a best sex story from their colorful pasts.  Is it warm in here?  Pride 48 is almost here!  The Cream Puffs announce that in addition to their Big LIVE show at 11:59pm EST on Friday June 25th, they are also doing a 2nd LIVE show at 6am EST on Sunday, June 27th (UK, Australian, and New Zealand listeners?).  Please join us for the LIVE show(s) by going into the chat room at Pride48.com and interacting with us.  We are excited and scared shitless.  We need you! P.S. Marc's Birthday is tomorrow.  Nudie pictures will be accepted in lieu of gifts. For more information check out our new website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Merde!  Without notice or warning this episode went to shit however with hysterical results!  The boys are in rare form this week and perhaps have shared way too much.  Marc is gearing up for Shakespeare in the Park or as Joey and Matt call it, the show that Marc does everyday in the blazing sun in a 3 piece suit.  The boys have an Oprah's Book Club moment and discuss Josh Kilmer-Purcell's newest memoir, The Bucolic Plague  and the anticipated premier of The Fabulous Beekman Boys.  The Tony Awards hosted by hottie Sean Hayes in a Spider Man costume are discussed and without fail this results in the usual Broadway argument.  Well, it doesn't help that Ricky Martin and T.R. Knight are returning to the great white way.  Also a woman uses 911 as a singles line, sex on picnic tables, and a girl giving that special favor to a classmate on the bus, SHIT! Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod,

The Fabulous Beekman Boy!  In this episode we are thrilled to interview the New York Times bestselling author, Josh Kilmer-Purcell.  Josh began his career in New York City as a marketing executive by day and the glamorous drag queen, Aqua by night.  These experiences produced the extraordinary memoir, "I’m Not Myself Theses Days".   Since his days as Aqua he took a turn at a fabulous fiction novel, "Candy Everybody Wants" and just this month his third book has come out "The Bucolic Plague", sure to be another best seller.  This book tells of his current life with his partner Dr. Brent Ridge as they trade in the city life to run a goat farm.  Yes a goat farm!  To take it a step further they are also the stars of their own reality TV show on Planet Green, "The Fabulous Beekman Boys."   What’s next for Josh, Dancing with the Stars?  The NASA space program?  With Josh, the sky’s the limit!Check out The Fabulous Beekman Boys on Planet Green at: http://planetgreen.discovery.com/tv/the-fabulous-beekman-boys/the-fabu

Thank You For Being a Friend, A Tribute to Rue McClanahan   In this special Tuesday episode of Cocktails and Cream Puffs we devote the entire show to the life and career of the Emmy Award winning actress, Rue McClanahan best known for her portrayals in Maude, Mama's Family, Sordid Lives and of course The Golden Girls as our favorite man hungry Southern Belle, Blanche Devereaux.   Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player.   Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Show your Creamie Pride and go to www.cafepress.com/creamie Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189 Join us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/cocktailsandcreampuffs Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Check out www.Pride48.com  June 25th-27th  Join us as we join more than 30 other GLBT podcasts from around the world podcasting live...The LIVE Cocktails and Cream Puffs show will be Ju

Whatcha Talkin About Creamie?  In this week’s installment the boys officially announce their live broadcast slot on Pride48.com… June 26th from Midnight – 1:30am EST!  Be sure to join in the fun of the LIVE show.  In this episode we discussed the recent  death of former child star turned security guard turned Broadway character,  Gary Coleman and the path to destruction of Lindsay Lohan as she turns to Chanel to help her accessorize the unsightly court order ankle bracelet.  The Malawian couple is free thanks to Madonna.  Elderly  people were buried under trash.  Kitty gets one hell of a bath.  Matt protects truth, justice, and the gay way of life,  Joey trains dogs with shovels and Marc gets an entourage.  All this and more including a throw down over Mariah Carey and her latest poor decision…when a good role isn’t enough! Music in this episode includes: It Sucks to Be Me from the Avenue Q album, available on iTunes.   Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audibl

All My Single Creamies!  The Tenacious Trio is back again for another adventure.  Marc has been liberated from his captor and is back!  The boys celebrate that they are now in re-runs and syndication on Pride48.com.   Joey had Scarlet’s fine food at Scarlet, Marc has been nominated for an Artie Award, and Matt has been unfriended by a former trick on Facebook.   The artist formerly known as Courtney Love finger blasts and tells, Lindsay Lohan puts jail in layaway, Liza performs Single Ladies as only Liza can for Sex and the City 2, and Nicolette Sheridan has sour (Marc) Cherrys.   What does a chia-pet, Uncle Ben, and women’s foundation garments have in common?  They are all ingredients for the perfect Asian News of the Week.   Throughout this episode Joey and Marc partook in an adult beverage and Joey became drunk.  Enjoy!   Music in this episode includes: Single Ladies performed by Liza Minnelli from the Sex and the City 2 album, available on iTunes.   Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a

 Sweet Sixteen  In this episode Marc is gone and we are joined by our favorite guest co-host once again, the Naughty Nanny Wendy.  This week was a break in the usual format because we opened up the Skype Line and had one brave Creamie call up to chat with us.  During this very chatty episode we did announce that we would be joining in Pride 48 this year and in the process covered some Gay History.  Additionally we discussed Wendy’s affinity for men with humps, the visit of the President to the Queen City, Joey’s new lez-tastic team, and the oldest surviving Ziegfeld Girl has died…or has she?     Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player.   Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Show your Creamie Pride and go to www.cafepress.com/creamie Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189 Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Check out www.Pride48.com   Jo

Ring Around the Rosie   In this episode we are visited by many of our fractured fairy tale friends including the inspiration for Mother Goose, Betsy Carmichael, the Itsy Bitsy Spider and a our favorite naughty guest.  We explored the songs and stories that our parents told us as they put us to sleep as children and realized that they sound much more like a Stephen King premise.  We also learned that if you are going to get drunk with friends make sure you set some ground rules or at least hide the aquarium.  We shared the discovery of our new favorite past time, Pink Roulette, and of course...Betty White on Saturday Night Live! Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at www.audiblepodcast.com/creampuff    Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player. Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Visit the new Cocktails and Cream Puffs Store at www.cafepress.com/creamie    Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189 Email us at mail@cock

Full Circle This week’s episode began with the promise of a big star coming out of the closet.  Rumored celebs included Anderson Cooper and Queen Latifah, however in reality it was a country music minor star, Chely Wright.  Who?  Yeah, that’s what we said.   This week Cocktails and Cream Puffs are proud to announce that they have officially joined the Rainbow Podsquad Network.  Also Sandra Bullock files for a divorce from Nazi loving husband, Jessie James and becomes a new mom.  Mariah Carey gets a very expensive ring pop for her anniversary.  Lindsey Lohan still refuses to be daddy’s little girl.  The artist formally known as Courtney Love is not the spokeswoman on Earth for Kurt Cobain.  An Asian restaurant turns away a dog because he’s gay, and Matt HATES Broadway!   Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com    Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189   Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com   Links to Podcasts we mentioned on today’s show Rainbow Podsquad Network      http://rainbowpods

Reunited and It Feels So Good!  In this mega episode Matt returns from his To Wong Fu road trip and the show is back to full strength.  Anderson Cooper is named one of the top 5 power gays.  Wait, did we miss a coming out episode?  Mariah Carey gets married again, and again, and again.   The Power of Madonna is a hit, as if there was ever a doubt.  William Shatner teams up with Thailand’s Susan Boyle for an emotional love song duet.   Japan has its annual giant penis parade and I Saw Your Cock on Craigslist! Music in this episode includes: I Saw Your Cock on Craigslist by Jonny McGovern available on iTunes from  his album Gay Pimp   Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player. Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189 Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

The Return of the Naughty Nanny from Down Under!  Wendy Cameron is back as a guest co-host while Matt is recovering from a viscous case of cock puffs in sunny Florida.  In this episode we share with you a clip from Whitney Houston’s widely anticipated “Kick the Crack Tour”.  We also learn that Kim Cattrall is too hot to be a hooker, the new rules for Grindr aka the homo detection device, that gays have initiated the apocalypse starting with Iceland, pot does not make you fly, Wendy’s terrifying experience at an Oscar Party , and Kim Jong-il is a fashion icon!? Today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.  Get a FREE audiobook download at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff.  Over 75,000 titles to choose from for your iPod, iPhone, or mp3 player. Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189 Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia  In this episode we are joined by guest co-host  to discuss the sudden passing of the smart and sexy Designing Women star Dixie Carter and also Meinhardt Raabe, the munchkin coroner from The Wizard of Oz.  Joey’s “So excited” from our fan mail, and Marc is a “marked” man by the Kitty Mafia. If that wasn’t enough now you have to make sure the restaurant actually owns that steak you’re eating, you can go to jail for an overdue DVD, smoking will put 10 years on your life (in jail), Elmo’s high, and beware of cows in the sewer.  Visit our website at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Call the Skype listener line at 716-989-0189 Email us at mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Music in this episode includes “Georgia on My Mind” performed by Michael Buble from his album “Crazy Love” available on iTunes.