Simplistic Reviews Podcast

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ! Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint?...oh this is SR, nothing but disappointment!   Site: https://Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ! Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint?...oh this is SR, nothing but disappointment!   Site: https://Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links D23 is here and after a few beers and some "other things" the guys sit down to talk about what they liked and disliked. A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #disney  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #indianajones  #littlemermaid #thunderbolts #marvel #hocuspocus2 #starwars    

Marlon Brando and a stick of butter. James Wan and King Kong. A Muslim Joker and a cannibalistic Batman. The September episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is filled with non sequitur tangents just like this and more. So pop some Ritalin or Adderall or whatever the hell you use to pay attention and enjoy the semi-offensive ride.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews American Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.   #AmericanNinja #Commentary #Action #Podcast #ninja #80s

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with  movie audio as well) Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews American Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.   #AmericanNinja #Commentary #Action #Podcast #ninja #80s

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links DJ has rewrote prey, Matt still looking forward to cocaine bear, but has issues with this bear and Justin is happy to finally see a simple good movie for the trial price of free. A podcast in 15 minutes! Prey | 2022 A skilled Comanche warrior protects her tribe from a highly evolved alien predator that hunts humans for sport, fighting against wilderness, dangerous colonisers and this mysterious creature to keep her people safe. Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #hulu #ShortPodcast #Podcast #prey #predator

Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)   Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.   YouTube Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/   Strike Commando | 1987 In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.   #StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants watching so much action. Grab your pasta and lets fire off a few laughs.   YouTube Version: https://www.youtube.com/c/simplisticReviews/   Strike Commando | 1987 In the Vietnam war, an American soldier survives a botched mission, with help from a group of locals who perceive him as a hero. He's sent back for a reconnaissance mission, only to find his helpers massacred by a brutal Russian soldier.   #StrikeCommando #Commentary #Action #Podcast #rambo #vietnam

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links DJ has his Compound V, Matt has a guy up his manhood rubbing away and Justin just wants to avoid Homelander.    A podcast in 15 minutes! The Boys: Season 3 It’s been a year of calm. Homelander's subdued. Butcher works for the government, supervised by Hughie of all people. But both men itch to turn this peace and quiet into blood and bone. So when The Boys learn of a mysterious Anti-Supe weapon, it sends them crashing into the Seven, starting a war, and chasing the legend of the first Superhero: Soldier Boy. Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #amazon #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Theboys #theboysonprime

WARNING On this July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we talk movies and tv as usual. After the opening sketch, however, we do talk about the events of June 24th and the overturning of Roe v Wade. In addition, we take some angry, yet honest pot shots at America, the Supreme Court, the religious right, racist MAGA loving politicians, and everyone else doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights. If you'd rather not hear us discuss that, skip to the 22 minute mark in which we get into entertainment news. Thank you.  Oh, and if you are one of the ones doing a touchdown dance on account of women losing their rights...F%*k...and we as a show mean this with all due respect...Off.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews   Sworn to Justice | 1996 After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.   #CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    We missed our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock. So we decided it was time for her 3rd appearance. She picked right back up from the last time bringing those martial arts, but this time around she brought some more... E.S.P. powers along for this ride!   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews   Sworn to Justice | 1996 After attackers kill her sister and nephew, a female psychologist becomes a defense witness by day and an avenger by night.   #CynthiaRothrock #Commentary #Action #Podcast

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links DJ has his wigman, Matt is off training at Top Gun and Justin wants to know who the hell the enemy is in Maverick.   A podcast in 15 minutes!   Top Gun: Maverick | 2022 After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a special assignment, Maverick must confront the ghosts of his past and his deepest fears, culminating in a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those who choose to fly it.   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/Xk2VYH83ka4       #TopGunMaverick #ShortPodcast #Podcast #TomCruise #TopGun

Summer is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is coming in red hot. We talk Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We talk Batman. We talk time machines. We talk Batman time machine movies. And then we get really zany. Enjoy us taking shots at Toy Story and Jurassic Park and Halo the TV series. All that and more on a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #Podcast Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign.   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews Terror in Beverly Hills | 1989 The president's daughter is held for ransom in Beverly Hills by a group of middle eastern terrorists. Retired special forces agent and karate master, Hack Stone, is sent on a risky operation to get her back.

#Stallone #Commentary #Review #Podcast Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Oh boy it's the 20th again, that means another crappy movie commentary! Since it's "that time of the month again" we figured we go to the $5 bin of DVDs that no one cares for. This time we picked out a Stallone movie...nope not that one...the other brother...sign.   Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews Terror in Beverly Hills | 1989 The president's daughter is held for ransom in Beverly Hills by a group of middle eastern terrorists. Retired special forces agent and karate master, Hack Stone, is sent on a risky operation to get her back.

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links DJ and Matt killed off that other loser, to bring you... A podcast in 15 minutes! Fresh | 2022 The horrors of modern dating are seen through the eyes of a young woman who is battling to survive her new boyfriend's unusual appetites.   X | 2022 A group of actors sets out to make an adult film in rural Texas under the noses of their reclusive hosts, but when the elderly couple catches their young guests in the act, the cast finds themselves in a desperate fight for their lives.   Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/Hc_ebD0fTTE   #A24 #Hulu #ShortPodcast #Podcast #X #Fresh

On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, we get into Ted Lasso...mainly in how the actor who plays him served his wife custody papers on her big day seemingly out of spite. We get into The Flash...mainly in how WB should recast Ezra Miller before he hits another woman with a chair. Hall & Oats, Farting Gary Oldman, cancelled Ansel Elgort, Doctor Strange, best movie drugs and much much more! Enjoy the last episode before the Summer hits. Special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh as the Scarlet Witch and Jay Cluitt as Obi-Wan Kenobi!