Simplistic Reviews Podcast

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!   Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #Wednesday #adamsfamily

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!  And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme) Double Team | 1997 A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!  And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme) Double Team | 1997 A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #jcvd #dennisrodman #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter

It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022. Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips. TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES (Cast In Order Of Appearance) 0:00:55 -  In The Heart Of Darkcast (DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi)  0:04:50 - Pratt Fall (DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro)  0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span (Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)  0:13:00 - Oscars So Young (DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt) 0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2 (DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt) 0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame (DJ Valentine) 0:24:37 - WandaReVision (DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh) 0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean (DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt) 0:33:35 - Woody (DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh) 0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas! Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022! Robotrix | 1991 A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.   #police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas! Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022! Robotrix | 1991 A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.   #police #robotrix #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Today is 2022 a Year in Review The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave) A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon

Christmas come early! Why? Because it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Holiday Special, stupid! On this merry episode, the boys peruse around in Santa's Sack of goodies. They go into an in depth conversation about Sex & The City...24 years too late. They play a little Joker's Wild, which leads into them taking a piss out of The Dark Knight Rises. And Julie gives her take on the Hallmark Channel. All that and more on this Christmas cheer episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting.  I Am Here....Now| 2009 God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas.    #Goodbad #iamhere #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting.  I Am Here....Now| 2009 God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas.  #Goodbad #iamhere #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Today is BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BIT OF MEDIA Topics include a new and "last" Rambo movie, SAS: Rogue Heroes & Weird: The Al Yankovic Story A podcast in 15 minutes! (with a little extra on this one) Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #weird #ShortPodcast #Podcast #rambo  #Netflix #SASROGUEHEROES

Put down that turkey leg, take a pass on that pumpkin pie, and toss out that cranberry sauce. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to put your Thanksgiving appetite in jeopardy. On this episode, the boys bring on their friend and attorney, Freddy Maas, to help them finally make a statement about She-Hulk that won't get them cancelled. They also take some shots at Black Adam, Superman, Hawkman, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lena Dunham, and of course...Kanye. So gobble gobble up this brand new episode!

In this super-sized Simplistic Sit-down, Matt sits down with the wall of talent behind the new horror anthology, 'Sinphony,' which premiered at the 2022 Brooklyn Horror Film Festival and goes wide on VOD/Digital on October 21st, 2022. I'd like to thank Greg Greene, Mark A. Pritchard, Jason Ragosta, Sebastien Bazile, Michael Galvan, Nichole Carlson, Kimberley Elizabeth, Steven Keller, and Haley Bishop for joining me. Site: simplistic.reviews Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  Video Version: https://youtube.com/c/SimplisticReviews Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker.    The Munsters | 2022 Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau. (no we didn't write this, its official)   #newmovies  #Commentary #RobZombie #Podcast #netflix   #themunsters   

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  Video Version: https://youtube.com/c/SimplisticReviews Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker.    The Munsters | 2022 Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau. (no we didn't write this, its official)   #newmovies  #Commentary #RobZombie #Podcast #netflix   #themunsters   

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links The Munsters are back...Yeahhh! Rob Zombie wrote and directed...Noooo! The makeup and production looked good. The script on the other hand was...   A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #themunsters  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robzombie  #Netflix #Halloween    

Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of a plastic doll. All that and more on this eerie and irrationally fun episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ! Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint?...oh this is SR, nothing but disappointment!   Site: https://Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ! Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch this Sequel September...will the wheel disappoint?...oh this is SR, nothing but disappointment!   Site: https://Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links D23 is here and after a few beers and some "other things" the guys sit down to talk about what they liked and disliked. A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews #disney  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #indianajones  #littlemermaid #thunderbolts #marvel #hocuspocus2 #starwars