Simplistic Reviews Podcast

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! The day of $30 a month for garbage streaming is upon us...will it work? Even though reports say it is, we believe not in the long-term, this is only the beginning of the end. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Max #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #Netflix

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!   Velocipastor | 2018 After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #Velocipastor  

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!   Velocipastor | 2018 After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with movie no audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #Velocipastor  

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! Justin is backpacking looking for something that belongs in a museum and DJ and Matt watch the film, Inside featuring Willem Dafoe's dick. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Inside #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #WillemDafore

It's May! So it's Star Wars month here on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. With Justin off getting married, Matthew and DJ are joined by the one and only Jay Cluitt. They play a little Overrated/Underrated...play TWO versions of I Don't Care...and let the obscenities fly on another game of Who Gives A F%*k. All that and more on this May the Force Be With You May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Special Appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh and Mark Hofmeyer.

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW    Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links According to a recent report, the sun will 'end of the world', a theory going viral on TikTok. Theories about the end of the world have always been around. However, according to TikTok, that could happen this Sunday, April 23 due to a solar storm. While the discourse is extremely alarming, there's some sort of scientific background to it...so yeah bye everyone, Gotham Knights ep. 2 is it! Maybe the sun cannot handle Gotham Knights anymore, just like us. Gotham Knights | Ep. 2 In an attempt to clear their names, Turner, Duela, Cullen, Harper and Carrie head back to the scene of the crime in search of Bruce Wayne's journals. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://fa

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Since Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode. Gotham Knights | Ep. 1 Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes is framed for his killing. With the charismatic and hard-charging District Attorney Harvey Dent and the GCPD hot on his trail, Turner must rely on allies including his best friend and formidable coder Stephanie Brown, and unlikely Batman sidekick Carrie Kelley. However, they soon learn there is a larger, more nefarious force at work within Gotham City. This team of mismatched fugitives must band together to become its next generation of saviors known as the Gotham Knights. Listen to this Podcast https://s

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw). (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Its March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...the whole body holding on for dear life. Yep! Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #GettingLucky #troma  

Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw). (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Its March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...the whole body holding on for dear life. Yep! Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #GettingLucky #troma   ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! With so many streaming services, what are your top 3 favorites! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #HBO #Hulu #AmazonPrimeVideo #Appletv

What happens when you mix St. Patrick's Day with the Simplistic Reviews podcast? Well, pretty much the same thing but just more beer. Enjoy the guys going over some trailers, some TV news, some Hulk Hogan racism and sex tapes, and debating the winner of fictional characters fighting to the death.

#Podcast #MovieCommentary #Horror #Terrifier   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links We made it to 200 episodes!!! Thank you everyone for the years of listening. We appreciate the support, so we figured we watch a frightening bloody story, much like our lives.  Terrifier 2 | 2022 Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!   Has DC films has found the magic sauce with James Gunn? Will James fix the DCU? Is Marvel finished? Is Matt drunk? Find out on Simply15! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #JamesGunn #Superman

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    Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE   It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.    
Child's Play 3 | 1991 It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psychopathic killer, was apparently destroyed in a fire at a doll factory. Now Chucky's manufacturer is remaking the same line of toys with the old, still haunted materials. This resurrects Chucky, who goes after Andy (Justin Whalin), his former owner, who now attends military school. Chucky slashes his way through a string of grotesque murders as Andy tries to stop the homicidal doll and the spirit within it.   #Halloween #Horror #ChildsPlay #Podcast #MovieCommentary

Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode. 

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!  In Like Flint | 1967 Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Si

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!  In Like Flint | 1967 Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is framed for prurient behavior with a prostitute, and U.S. President Trent (Andrew Duggan) experiences an incident of "lost time." After Flint discovers irregularities on a recently launched space-station mission, he realizes that an international conspiracy is afoot. He travels the world and assumes myriad disguises to unravel the nefarious plot. Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts ________________________________________________________________ Site: http://Si

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!   Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #Wednesday #adamsfamily