Greg James Thats What He Said

As people all over the land blow the dust from the text books and polish up the school shoes we send star listener Ava, off to her new school with something very special in her pencil case. Also,Yesterday's quiz returns and the giraffes and bow ties debate is blown open once again.

It's the show's 2nd anniversary so what better way to celebrate than hearing from our first ever guest Wallace the Lion. Also Joe Lycett is back with a wondeful new poem, Ella Eyre calls to spill the beans on Sigala's food delivery and Tan France settles the giraffe bow tie debate once and for all.

Greg can't quite make up his mind about how far up a giraffe should wear a bow tie - time to call in the experts. Also, buses, bananas and belly buttons are questioned in Fact Controller and we listen back to the first ever Unpopular Opinion.

Greg has a nasty Ross Kemp style encounter, Ask The Nation brings the most controversial question yet and forget your fancy cars - all you need to be the coolest prospect for love is a printer.

Greg loves a thunderstorm, but is counting the distance a thing? Also, cows are let loose and new kids invented in Everyon's Rubbish and we have a Funny Footballer alert.

Greg invites listeners to share their stories from school, decides on what you can turn back for halfway into a journey, and reflects on things he never thought he'd miss. Plus, BBC weather presenter Carol Kirkwood has officially gained legendary status...

Amazing moments that happened to you in school, rogue smoke alarms and a farewell to Alice Levine who reveals a part of her body that changes with the temperature.

More disasters as police and dogs are sent in the wrong directions in Everyone's Rubbish, Ali Plumb devises a new movie actors based game and what was going on here at the beeb yesterday? Every presenters worst nightmares were coming true.

Oh My Go, Oh My God - MNEK plays our game! And he's brought a friend along - Joel Corry is his name! Plus, news on a fox with a footwear fetish and Wasp Kemp - all the usual fun of the fair!

Cold Lasagne and BTS are questioned in a global unpopular opinion, Greg develops a new game involving MNEK and challenges you to do a Gordon Ramsay impression without swearing.

As Dotty does her last show at 1Xtra Greg remembers some of her best moments on the show and we hear some "quarantips" and "quarantruths" - Sarah Michelle Gellar style.

It's the final few hours in the effort to get a call from every country in the world to say Up Yours Corona! Will we succeed? Come on Djibouti, Uzbekestan and Mauritania...WHERE ARE YA??

Tense times as the "Up Yours Corona" effort reaches the penultimate day. But not to worry it's written in the sky - we can't fail.

From Moldova to Mauritius and Sweden to Syria - calls from all around the world, telling Coronavirus to "Do One!" have been coming in fast and furious throughout the weekend. In this special extended podcast we bring the highlights of them all and (with the help of Scott Mills) Greg attempts to tick the whole of Europe off the list.

Anne-Marie chats about her new song - but did she record it without any trousers on?

Greg runs with an idea to get an "Up Yours Corona" shout from EVERY country in the world. I know right? Has the man gone completely bonkers or what? He can't can he??? I mean, he's always been a bit of an ambitious chap but he may have gone a bit too far..then again, with the might of the Radio 1 listeners....mmm....maybe...then again WITHIN A WEEK!!! No he has gone bonkers.

People seem to like the feel of venting their frustration at Coronvirus, so we get some more callers on to shout from the rooftops. Also, more things you thought would be a problem for you (Bermuda Triangle maybe?) but never would be and an imprompu game of What's My Age Again with listener Emily...but how old is she?

Greg's back and the craziness resumes including: Things you believed would be perilous when you were young (but turned out to be nothing), the return of Shannon and her Fake News Game and how far do you have to walk - to fetch a fork?

Greg has some more great examples of kids invading news bulletins, we imagine what Gregg Wallace might sound like on Love Island and Ali Plumb has been nerding out with Simon Pegg.

Have you ever called someone by the wrong name - continuously? Britain's best Henge comes under question in Unpopular Opinion and how many pop stars sing just like their dad?