Greg James Thats What He Said

Show favourite Ava reminds us that we are 100 days into lockdown - so we must celebrate right? What better way than a nationwide wibbly-wobbly man inflation. Also, listener Jane provides us with a "Gust Of Excitement" in Everyone's Rubbish and one of the Three Marketeers competes in Better Days Quiz.

Ask The Nation settles a dispute between listener Sarah and her BF, we hear highlights of the Glastonbury that never was (including Clara chatting to a cow) and after seeing Matt Bellamy turning Muse songs into lullabies, Greg attempts to do the same to some other classics.

Glastonbury will be missed - but not all of it, we speak to listeners about the perks of not going this year. Also, Juliette Ferrington has got Cardboard Greg into another big match, Sadvent Calendar remembers some cricketing mis-haps and we hear about those times you've left an event, just before something amazing happens...Doh!

Footballing Legend Alex joins Greg for another of his wacky games, Ali Plumb has been chatting to Villanelle herself, Jodie Comer and an RSPCA rep settles the buttering cats issue once and for all.

King Curtis, decoy gins and buttered cats - Here we go!!

Cheese Louise is back with another game of Service Station Or Cheese? We Ask The Nation if it's ok to be mummy or daddy to your pets and Diego the tortoise is daddy of all daddies with over 800 children.

Listener James provides the wacky quiz for today and provides a great theme tune too. Also, Dotty joins Greg and Roisin for some Fact Controller and 5 Live's Juliette Ferrington helps Greg get a seat at Man City.

Listener Rhiannon has come up with the funniest quiz round yet involving all your favourite cartoon characters. Plus, following Marcus Rashford's acheivements this week, Greg asks - What have you acheived whilst wearing slippers? and (to celebrate the return to our screens of football) Reece Parkison is on to play a round of "Mascot To What?"

Listener Louise has come up with a great quiz round called "Pitbull lyrics or made up", Plumbers, Dental Nurses and Paramedics have disastrous days in Everyone's Rubbish and listener Matt needs some iseas of what to talk about as lockdown eases.

Ask The Nation brings an important question - Through the hole, over the top or hoik up to the left? Also, find out who Peep, Beep and Meep are in Animal News and Listener Louise tests Greg's knowledge of one of his great passions, in a quiz called Service Station or Cheese?

Fact Controller with Roisin and Sideman is back, as is Harry Redknapp's Story Time, Ava and Better Days Quiz! What's not to like?

We hear more of your creative ways to take a break from your families, the opener of today's Sadvent Calendar, Sophie, has the best job in the world and could Greg be attending a West Ham football match?

It seems camping in the garden or even buying hotel beds can make you feel like you are on holiday. Also, could a hundred thousand Ducks be making their way to Pakistan? and what on earth is Cardi B putting on her hair?

Greg launches a nationwide search for a missing engagement ring, Ask The Nation has a noodle dilemma and listener Claire wonders where all the "clean-lidders" are from.

Greg has a missed call from a BIG celeb so tries to call back...but will the celeb answer. Also, Detective Chief Inspector Megan's investigation into her mum's daily routine continues, a fox attends a picnic in Animal News and (as the BAFTA's launch their nominations) Greg presents some of his favourite TV moments to Rylan.

Al Pacino and Tortoises are two of the subjects of confusion as Alice Levine joins Greg and Roisin for Fact Controller. Also, we take a trip to the show aviary in door 72 of the Sadvent Calendar and Greg gets very excited about some items he's been sent in the post.

Stories of floods and mayhem in Everyone's Rubbish, show favourite Ava is back to open door 71 of the Sadvent Calendar and Greg designs a playlist designed for sheep shearer David, and it's not baaad!

Unpopular Opinion brings some more shocking revelations - especially from listener James, Door 70 of the Sadvent Calendar remembers a funny Radio 4 moment and hear what happened when Greg appeared on Saturday Kitchen.

Today's show seemed to be very bird heavy. Listener Kate revealed her dad feeds a pheasant called Phil, Sadvent Calendar remembers the Merry Christmas Magpie and to top it all off Ali Plumb appears and acts like a parrot! Also, Have you ever felt papped at your own doorstep - by a delivery driver?

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