Greg James Thats What He Said

When you're in the cinema, is it acceptable to talk over the trailers for new films, or should you remain silent? Greg lets the nation decide.Also today: there's a train manager who uses the public address system to entertain passengers with a quiz; a bride whose husband included 'Are You Well' in his wedding speech and newsreaders are awkwardly reading jokes in the news.

Greg speaks to comedian Sofie Hagen, who has just heard The Killers - Mr Brightside for the first time.Plus - Radio 1's film reviewer Ali Plumb thinks he's related to Kate Winslet.And it's the morning after his 18th birthday party, so did Mikey wake up in time for Yesterday's Quiz? Greg's sorted out a backup just in case.

Heroic train announcers, phoney moon rock, and everything you didn't need to know from the world of bins...

Times you’ve tried to help - but made things worse, Salmon getting fired through tubes and Impossible Karaoke. Oh and listen out for a cameo appearance by a rapping Joe Lycett!

Listener Alistair has an “ambitious” idea for a TV ad for the show, Harry Potter and Justin Timberlake come under fire in a special kid’s edition of Unpopular Opinion and a date at The Shard that went VERY wrong.

Comedian Aisling Bea takes your calls on the weird hacks your parents have, Greg launches “The Peoples Transfer Deadline Day” and Newsbeat has a solution to a seagull problem.

Greg welcomed Gareth back to the show to catch up on last night’s episode of Inside the Factory with Gregg Wallace asking very peculiar questions. Plus, is it ok or not ok to like someone’s holiday photo? - We Ask The Nation and more of the lies your parents said to make you behave.

Greg revealed his parents would threaten him to behave, when he was little, with a made up lady called Miss Jeffries. It seems he is not the only one with a sinister disciplinarian. Plus Joe who works on the show has NEVER cracked an egg, so we get him on the case and dinosaurs and cupcakes are questioned as we hand over Unpopular Opinion to the kids.

Greg, fresh back from his hols, was keen to find out about all of the weird things that dads do on holiday - cue tales of special flying suits and laminators. Also, Inside the Factory is back and an apology is issued to Jordan North.

With the help of Scott Mill’s resident detective James and the commitment of listeners all around the country the net starts to close on Greg and Grimmy….but does it?

Theories involving Blackpool, The Space Centre and Drake all come flying in. Then comes a breakthrough.

The hunt continues with clues coming from aeroplanes and drive thru’s.

#HideandSeek is underway and Chris Stark and listener Sophie think they may have solved the puzzle early, then Chris tries a “Horn-Along” and big wanted posters go up cross the nation.

Greg and Grimmy are hiding in the biggest ever game of Hide & Seek. As the fugitives head for their hiding hole, speculation runs amok. "Hunted" expert Peter Bleksley and Grimmy's Niece Liv are called on for help. #HideandSeek

Something sinister was happening at Radio 1 today. Greg, Jordan, Adele, Maya, Scott and Grimmy were all summoned to the studio, only for some of them to be whisked away to The Tower of London. Treachery was in the air as they awaited their fate.

Sigala and Becky Hill give a couple of VERY Unpopular Opinions. 1Xtra’s Reece Parkinson claims 5:30 is dinner time but Greg disagrees, so we Ask The Nation and Greg starts a national duty on announcing ice-cream vans locations all over the country.

It’s the end of term for lots of teachers so we took a look at the worst gifts they've received and there were some more Unpopular Opinions including a shocker about Beyoncé.

Big Shaq Comedian Michael Dapaah was on the show taking your calls on mistaken identity. Plus, a report on how long people take on the toilet triggers another Greg experiment, this time involving Amy sitting on the toilet for half an hour and Freya Ridings gives us a strange Unpopular Opinion.

Denise gave us a call from the steepest hill in the world and shouted ‘weeeeee’ as she ran down it, another round of Fact Controller includes crumb trays and trolley bays and Shane sends in the weirdest idea for a promo ever!

It was all about the cricket today (of course) and Greg got to speak to Joe Root’s Nan! Another Cricket legend Jimmy Anderson calls in to celebrate the retirement of Alan the Robot Hoover and listeners Dean & Ruby compete in a round of Impossible Karaoke.