Greg James Thats What He Said

Trump was giving a talk about kidneys yesterday and seemed to really not know what he was talking about at all. It gave Greg an idea… Also, Michael Vaughan and Ebony Rainford-Brent were on to hear the result of Alan the robot hoover’s cricket prediction and Unpopular Opinion reveals someone who hates the “Are you well” catchphrase.

Ali Plumb is here for movie-based Fact Controllers including someone thinking Jumanji was based on real life. The Queen planted a tree yesterday at 93! We get some examples of “Granual Labour” and, if someone sneezes in a toilet cubicle, is it right to say “Bless you”? We ask the nation.

Comedian Ellie Taylor has recently been on the Crystal Maze with Gemma Collins who had a mega tantrum, even trying to tell the producer to stop the game, so Ellie takes your calls about times when you’ve done a “Gemma” – had a massive tantrum over a tiny thing. Also, BBC Political reporter Laura Kuenssberg became our new hero as she threw an “Are You Well?” to Jeremy Hunt.

Lil Nas X does a British remix of his hit ‘Old Town Road’ with Greg, Grimmy and the listeners! Plus, has the BBC's political editor Laura Kuenssberg been listening to the show? Greg also helps a very confused listener and has a bumper edition of all the latest things which includes some worrying geography questions from the Love Island contestants.

Becky Hill and Sigala’s big hit ‘Wish You Well’ has had our listeners wanting an ‘Are You Well?’ inspired remix for some time now. Greg answered their wishes. Also, Analogue Doug plays Yesterday’s Quiz and some BIG news from the Ainsley Harriott camp.

Comedian Katherine hears your tales of High School Nemeses – people that become hometown heroes and leave you a bit jealous. Plus, Greg was super excited to see an “Are You Well” flag at Glastonbury, we hear the tale of Joe’s amazing proposal to Sarah and wonder how to retire Alan, The Robot Hoover!

The stars of Spider-Man: Far From Home are here and Greg is shocked to find out that Jake Gyllenhaal is a massive fan of Unpopular Opinion. Plus, Alan The Robot Hoover is back and gives a prediction of England’s World Cup tie against Norway to footballing legend Alex Scott and we track two cars of festival goers on their way to Glastonbury.

Listener Will, who lied to his “current girlfriend” and said he could play the guitar, has been practising and he serenades Perrie from Little Mix. Plus, another go-to video that makes you smile (in the form of Feargie’s Star Spangled Banner rendidtion) and we hear of the time when Newsbeat’s Cat Collins won a strange Radio 1 competition.

The strange things your Grandads do – from turbo charged lawnmowers to a misunderstanding of what a “selfie” is. Plus, listener Kate was awoken by some “Squeeky Fish Scientists” and Barney was a bit trigger happy on his food app after a night out.

We spoke to some people about the funny stuff they’ve seen at gigs and festivals including a guy with a toilet seat round his neck! Plus, Jeremy Vine brings news on the Eggheads investigation and Greg is fascinated by a Japanese Detective with a bum for a face.

Comedian Rose Matafeo is in the phone room hearing all of your stories of rubbish romantic gifts. Also, does travelling on aeroplanes make you do weird things? After all Greg thought that Ratatouille was the best film ever after seeing it on a flight, and Ali Plumb is here after chatting to Tom Hanks about Toy Story 4.

A trio of big guests on this podcast! Taylor Swift speaks about that shower incident, Jeremy Vine joins the Eggheads Investigation and Alan The Psychic Hoover makes a Women’s World Cup prediction.

Following in the footsteps of Louis Theroux, Little Mix give listener Will some advice. After his appearance on TV over the weekend we bring back Harry Redknapp’s Storytime and Radio 1’s very own Dev has a spot of bother with a buggy at the Isle of Wight festival.

Unpopular Opinions reveals some shocking confessions, listener George has an A-Level exam task to critique the show from yesterday and football legend Alex Scott was on the phone to convince teacher Mr O’Neill to let his classmates watch the Scotland Women’s Football match tomorrow.

Lewis joins Greg for Bleak Mornings and he admits that he would only pay £9 to see himself play live! Also, have you had a worse 45 minutes than the Thai football team had last night? And the search is on for a lost piece of Eggheads memorabilia.

More nans doing incredible things, a Love Island revelation and a bossy American woman. Grab yourself an expensive coffee, put your feet up and have a listen.

Chris Stark joins us for Fact Controller which results in Greg getting a wedgie! Also, Greg hears from an old mystery friend and puts DJ Oliver Heldens to a very important task.

Sophie Turner joins us for Unpopular Opinion and she reveals one about her in the shower. Also we hear of many ways in which you have destroyed a laptop, like Beth who set down her dad’s on the hob. What could possibly go wrong??

A big sigh of relief as Greg managed to wake up without an alarm today! Lots of listeners got involved in today’s show sharing their Nan Things and a heated debate on Ask The Nation…

Professor Brian Cox joined Greg and was this morning’s Fact Controller, Greg was also keen to find out what people’s disappointing purchases were, and is planning an alarm free zone tomorrow morning…What could possibly go wrong?