Double Deuce Podcast

We had to do this one on Zoom, but Jason Keezer is here! The notes: Keezer has questions from the people! Will is secretly Moldovan! Sarah is trying to kill us! What animals could we barely defeat!? Wizard Corner! Front facing wizard vs secret cabal only!? Don’t go against the wizard union! Interdimensional Applebee’s! Will tries to take Nelson’s power! Keezer has a cool book called Field Guide to North American Zombies available at Chops Comics, The Raven Book Store, and Wonder Fair! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from C

Second episode madness! The Notes: Will is watching you, and yes, it’s creepy! Oliver is a reporter! Will’s fighting his son and eyeballs are popping out of heads! A brief Deadwood reminiscence! Jason Momoa is Will’s favorite actor! Will endorses Jason Momoa for public office! Nelson hits a dinger! Nelson uses giant inflatable skeletons to pull a double-reverse Sonic! Will loves fanfiction! Nelson only enjoys Super Mario related fanfiction! A brief old website reminiscence! Ask your parents first! The wise old wolf in the woods! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Nelson is still infected but we’re still here, still fighting! Sorry if it feels low energy, though. The Notes: October is the Crown Prince of Months! Fall is rad as fuck, man! Stress will kill you! Something more fun than dying of stress! Applebee’s: Eat a salad, you’re going to die (but not this salad)! That doesn’t trip Will’s trigger! Nelson watched things! Things we watched: Y the Last Man, Squid Game, Midnight Mass, Foundation! This Yorick is more annoying than necessary! Lee Pace is a good space emperor! We answer your questions! The answers you seek lie with Gallagher! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring R

Nelson’s got the sciatica and the sinus infection, so today his beer of choice is lack of sleep! Here’s the notes: We’ve got grit! Will turns it back on the audience! 5 solid minutes on why dogs (and cats for that matter) shouldn’t play basketball with humans and those rules should be in the books, it’s been decades you guys! Never forget we’re blackmailing Applebee’s, not the other way around! Big ups to Jefferson’s West for being swell and helping out the Willow, go buy their food or something! Will is the Laura Lorson of Snapchat! Nightmare filters! Amber, please fire up your transmogrifier! Facebook is the absolute worst! Is Will still hot or not? We get attacked by a car! Is Nate Silver hot or not? Is Will less honest than the Arizona GOP? Bringing it on home! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spo

It was a bad episode for notes, but here they are: Sirens and cicadas, the sounds of the season! Starting off dark today, I guess! So, there’s a new Matrix movie and we’re not sure how to feel about that! Cell phones and their line of demarcation re: movie plots! Taking the potion so he can squirt eggplant! Speaking of what kids like and 9/11! The five kinds of British people! All the ladies are Dame Judi Dench! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you! Patreon

And we’re back! The Notes: Reminder that Nelson is a Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Robot Corps! Robot rights and an end to robot racism! How much do Roombas cost!? Aunt Sandy’s still got the one eye! Don’t mention the finger! Athiests can talk to the robots without souls! What side will Nelson fight for in the impending robot wars!? Some stuff to watch, some of which is dystopian! Date night at Applebee’s! What are they trying to hide!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’

DANG, GUYS! We didn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 8! (OCHO!) OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer: 39 Towering Minutes! So many minutes that stacked end to end they would threaten god! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, cause WHOOPS! We’ve got guests, though! Wait, no we don’t. Still, we’re coming at you early as a Labor Day weekend treat! That’s something! Here’s the Contents: Crumpets are the Inbred Cannibals of the Breakfast Breads, or Do Better, England! (4/18/21) No More Content Please, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Not Watch More Clarice (4/18/21) Wine Review, or Double Deuce to Beetlejuice in 2 minutes and 30 seconds (4/18/21) Mondays with Popeyes, or We’re Not Ready to Talk About Th

Molly Scanlon is back! Here’s the notes: Will has quick reflexes! Will could be in the Secret Service! There’s a serial killer on the loose and they’re serial killing all of our restaurants! Another edition of What Used to Be What Where, but this time without Andy Morton, just in case you don’t like Andy Morton, in which case hey fuck you man, he’s our friend, but also this one’s for you! Krull holds up! The Buttercream Gang doesn’t hold up! Sports Corner! French Corner! #DDEggStyle! #DDFuckEggs! #DDSorryEggsfortheAggressiveOpposingHashtag! Some egg problems are worse than other egg problems! Will is an egg-negger (he negs eggs)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his a

We have special guest Molly Scanlon, and she’s got eponymous possum problems! Here are the notes: The Era of Jock Jams remains! Will is a man who will fight for your honor! Welcome to Cetera Heads! Molly’s got a possum problem in the Winnebago! Venkman is not without his flaws! Will disrespects Sigourney Weaver! Mission Impossumble! Repairin’ the LeBaron! Sproing vs No Sproing! Filling the Car Talk void! Will worships the chrysalis, not the butterfly! Will walks into Nelson’s trap! Aumaned you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsors

We have officially outdone the Spartans! Here are the notes: We’re in the Era of Jock Jams now! Nelson is wrong and here’s why! Will’s Mom is our biggest fan and that’s why ha has to call her out! Conroy’s is retiring next weekend (we believe on Saturday)! Monasty Monastery! Will’s son has fond memories of that bar! Nelson does NOT want to marry the bench. Will would fuck a common street bench. Some asshole burned down the Wishing Bench: if you know something, contact the authorities or Mackenzie at the Lawrence Times! Speaking of the Times, check out their 785 Collective, a listing of some local LFK podcasts including this one! Podcast solidarity! Applebee’s: You Don’t Gotta Go Far! Applebee’s: Call Your Friends to Expand the Search Radius! Measuring time in Jock Jams! Nelson refuses to thrice be proved a liar! We finally talk about Loki, and it’s positive! Jock Jams Outro aka Will fights for breath control! We’re being watched… Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & In

It’s a big, hour-long celebration of 300 episodes of the Deuce! With special guests Molly Scanlon, Andy Morton, Ric Averill, Rob Schulte, Amber Fraley, Jeanne Averill, Alan Murin, Karate Sampson, Nick Colby, Courtney Shipley, and Allison Puderbaugh! Here’s the notes: Fancy play-in from substitute bandleader, Will’s dad, Ric Averill! Our bandleader/lawyer is legally in the woods! Nelson has a fancy sash and 2 minutes to live! We’re finally going to beat those fucking Spartans! Nelson has a new notebook, the ultimate aphrodisiac! Molly Scanlon explains how skyscrapers are just vertical strip malls! The Rave Floor vs the Ghost Floor! What Will loves about Olathe! Applebee’s: Think Vertical! Andy Morton has a challenger for biggest Disney expert! Andy Morton got drunk and bought a plane ticket! Star Wars: the most affordable place on Earth! I want my Banthaback Ribs! Andy Morton will not commit to the existence or non-existence of something I stopped writing down! Andy Morton tells a touching tale of nerd dreams

We’re trying to save the kids! The Notes: Don’t, and we can’t stress this enough, don’t jump into a giant pool full of coins! Veddering ain’t easy! Today’s word is: Emotional Unavailability! #DDHollowPlaces! The Duck Universe! German Netflix! Prestige European TV has echoes of prestige 70’s film! It’s Time Cop meets incest! Biohacking! Mind-Interface Underpants! Black Widow! Oligarchy Corner! #HeyWillIKnowWhatDavidHarbourProjectYoureTalkingAbout! Will had a little bit of everything on date night! Come to the live show with your Loki opinions! We’re going to talk about it! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twit

It’s hot as all the balls in the world outside! Hopefully this podcast doesn’t find you actively on fire. The Notes: Live show peddling! Rob Schulte teaser! He’s got a file on everybody! #MyFlatAss! Will demands more ass feedback! Will asks a lot of ass questions! We pitch the Ass Couple, a sitcom where Will is forced to move in with his own anthropomorphic ass in order to cover rent! Applebee’s isn’t scared of us:  THEY DON’T GIVE a FUCK! Applebee’s: You’ve Made a Lot of Choices! 90’s Money! Sports Corner: Olympics Edition! T-Ball is a good watch! Will talks a big game when his dad isn’t around! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doub

Skye is back, and we’re hoping everybody comes to the live show! Notes: Come to the live show or stream it or whatever! Skye loves her parents! Jillian doesn’t exist, apparently! Open-faced compliment sandwich! Will stops the car to jump on Nelson’s grenade! We talk about Ed Parker for 14 minutes! Bobbing for Crabs, the Sport of Kings! 5+ Kings bobbed for crabs! Nelson won’t get your kids high! DO NOT leave your children at an Applebee’s! Gangster Star Trek planet is overdue for its moment in the sun! Weed gummies and tommy guns! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook

Skye is here! Notes: Highlights from the last episode! Why is Skye here? Applebee’s is noty going to heal your soul! M.C. Applebee, Famed Explorer! Time travel requires an Applebee’s! Nazi Women! It may rain! C+ Movies vs B- Expeirences! Little Kansas Pleasures vs Big Kansas Displeasures! Aaron Coleman is trash! England is sad today! Nelson is from the Super Science Society of the Future! A good cancelled show! Will speaks to a nation’s pain! Nelson remembers! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re

Going straight at the Notes: Will’s just thinking about Janine! A visit from Oliver! Will is Sassy McSasser, Will is Big Man. You gotta play tennis downstairs, buddy! Tennis ball could be useful (???)! Will wants to be a laid back mafioso! What are the best Lawrence businesses to target for racketeering!? Racketeering is a numbers game, kids! Why isn’t Kramer vs Kramer the Kleenex to divorce’s facial tissues!? Applebee’s: Good for Before, During, and After Kramer vs Kramering! Andy made Will’s dreams come true! The Racketeer! Predator vs Godzilla! Godzilla vs Wesley Snipes! Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla! Happy 4th of July! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm! Should be at Conroy’s, we’ll let you know if it’s elsewhere! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPub

Back in the basement cause the Earth is melting! No guests, but Nelson has a genius business opportunity! Notes: Spoon Keys! Let’s inhabit the opening that Apple has left for us! Grease Thieves! Fox & the Hound 2: Cool Hangs! Will hates squirrels! Reckless backyard gunplay! Squirrel SVU! True Detectnuts! Let Matthew McConaughey know if you find a dead squirrel! RIP Nelson’s Dad! All wrong, all wrong, all wrong! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm! Should be at Conroy’s, we’ll let you know if it’s elsewhere! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink J

Auman and Skye are still here! The notes: We don’t like Facebook! Will still reps Angelfire! All social media all the time! Dead Kidneys Disease is my favorite punk album! Will’s Mom is a champion in the war against Satan! A campaign of grandparent appeasement! #GodvsDeadKennedys! #GodvsFugazi! Smashmouth is both American and Canadian, they’re Schrodinger’s Band! Applebee’s babyback ribs! Ronald Reagan was capable of self fellatio! HAPPY JUNETEENTH! HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Ap

Not only are still recording in person, we’ve got guests! Which taxed our sound a little, so sorry if it’s not awesome! But still we’ve got guests! Jeremy Auman and Skye! Here’s the notes: Making sure people realize that Jeremy and Auman are the same man! What’s your Christopher number?! Digging deep on our security questions! Auditing wizard school! If men died there in the 1860’s, Nelson has slept there! Cat songs! Poop song! Whittlin’ suppositories! Guilty Applebee’s Pleasures! Wheelchair Stall Threesomes! Everyone is a coward but Nelson! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Br

Second episode reunited in person and Will completely forgets how to start the show. WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXIST IN PUBLIC AGAIN YET! #IWillTellYouWhatIThinkDouble Deuce! The Notes: You are loved, no matter the size of your thoughts! Karate Sampson’s thoughts = Karate, Science, Fireworks, and Rock & Roll! Sad Sports Corner! Sunderland wins their first trophy since 1972, then get Ted Lasso’d and remain stuck in the basement league! The Papa Johns Cup! Papa Shaq! All things Shaq and Shaq related! We hereby raise the Applebee’s stakes! Will says fuck your dreams! The real hypeman was inside you all along! TWIST ENDING! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! In