Unimaginary Friendcast

Simone Biles vs The FBI. Erin tells us a little bit about how the FBI and The USA Gymnastics Association failed the girls and women they were supposed to protect, and how those women are now exposing everyone involved. #YouGoGirl Other topics include: Big Brother 23, BB23, The Cookout, Xavier, Nathan made a commercial for Halloween Nights @ Eastern State, Ted Lasso, The Emmy’s ,Amish Farmers aren’t organic, Chemicals, Larry Nassar, USA Gymnastics Team, The FBI, Olympics, and Gill Rubbers, but not anything about #RecallNewsome So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Who Won the Met Gala 2021? We review pics of some of the attendees of this year’s fundraiser. It’s not clean, it’s not pretty, and it’s definitely NOT fashion, but it is controversial. Unfortunately, time did not permit us to consider every single guest, but we did pick a winner. Other topics include: Amy Sedaris, Aunt Josie, Nathan taught an Improv Workshop, Erin Produced Nathan’s ghost stories, Eastern State Penitentiary, Rihanna, Balenciaga, A$AP Rocky, Whoopi Goldberg, Carey Mulligan, Pharrell Williams, Chanel, Joan Smalls, Ralph Lauren, Vera Wang, Channing Tatum, Kid Cudi, Michael Kors, Regina King, Lily-Rose Depp, Zoe Kravitz, Yves Saint Laurent, Cara Delevinge, Christian Dior, Jimmy Choo, Kristen Stewart, Lili Reinhart, Christian Siriano, Kate Hudson, Venus Williams, Kendall Jenner, Givenchy, Sharon Stone, Simone Biles, Kim Kardashian, Balenciaga, A.O.C., Zac Posen, Debbie Harry, and Lesbians, but nothing about how Human Beings are ruining the fucking world. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downl

Corporate Quiz. How well do you know the corporations that own your world? David administers a shockingly difficult quiz. Let us know how many answers you got right! Other Topics Include: Emily Von Edmondson vies for the title as our #1 Fan!, Rolling Stone Interviews, De La Soul, Minnie Riperton, #TimesUp, Joe Biden, Cuomo, Roberta Kaplan, Children of the Corn, Twitter, Walmart, Larry The Bird, Ikea, Coke, Taco Bell, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, Cars and Cereal, Amazon, IMDB, Audible, Candy Crush, Bill Gates, Marlboro Man, iPhone, Rubik's Cube, Lung Cancer, Coca-Cola, Disney World, Mickey Mouse, Vaseline, U.S. currency, gambling, and Lesbians, but nothing about how Republicans & Democrats are ruining our country, just the corporations. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Delta Variant, OR Cruel Hoax? We originally scheduled Nurse Sandy’s return to the show, but she had to bow out, as she was needed in the ER due to unvaccinated people experiencing a new surge in Covid cases. So, that answered our first and second questions, mainly about the validity of the plague. She did send us sad quotes about Covid Casualties, though. Warning: There are some very sad moments. Other Topics Include: Covid, Delta Variant, Nurse Sandy, ER, Hospital, Vaccine, Anti-vaxxers, Aunt Josie, Rolling Stone Interviews, Muslims Nathan in London, National Parks, Native Americans, Teddy Roosevelt, Your Mom, and Lesbians, but nothing about Gavin Newsome, whomever he was. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

David recently diagnosed himself with an eating disorder, so he felt qualified to lead us through a quick examination of the 13 officially recognized eating disorders, and a few edited questions that will tell you if you have one, or not. Dr. Anna, a real-life psychologist makes a surprise appearance, which gives the podcast an air of authenticity. #Science Other Topics include: Nathan’s scary Haunted House stories, Thomas Jefferson, Enslaved People, All Men Are Created Equal, ARFID, Anorexia Nervosa, Bulimia Nervosa, Muscle Dysmorphia, binge eating, OSFED, compulsive overeating, diabulimia, Orthorexia, Selective, Drunkorexia, Pregorexia, PICA, and Lesbians, but nothing about Angelyne, the future Governor of California! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

PETA! Is it an animal shelter or a slaughterhouse? Through quotes from the founder, facts and statistics released by the organization, Erin enlightens us. Buckle up, cause it’s shocking. Other topics include: The Truth Behind Peta, Steve Hofstetter, #BoycottKroger, Baby Velour Von Edmondson’s yoga and push up regimen, Nathan’s return to Improv, Mike Birbiglia, Don’t Think Twice, Byeong-Chun Lee, Glowing Beagles, Dogs, Crispr, #boycottcomedy, People For The Un Ethical Treatment of Animals, and Lesbians, but nothing about Afghanistan. #sad So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

You are a lying sack of Bitch! David Monster administers a test and the results reveal surprising things about you. Keep score. Trust us, you’ll want to know where you stand. This podcast ends up being unexpectedly timely and productive. #YoureWelcome Other Topics Include: Is Joe Biden just Donald Trump minus the attitude?, American Birthright Documentary, Erin editing RollingStone.com New Clips, Madonna, Tom Cruise, Mitch McConnell, Politics, Athletes, #BoycottKroger and Lesbians, but not one word about Cuomo. Not one word. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

SPACE TOURISM. Billionaires Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, & Elon Musk are launching their own rockets into space. What on Earth are they doing up there? Nathan breaks it down for us, the pros & the cons. The other hosts and listeners have something to say about it, never at a loss to share their opinions. What do you think? Other Topics Include: Nathan’s new workout routine, Knee Pain, Knees Over Toes Guy, Tom Platz, Velour Von Edmondson goes to prison, Eastern State Penitentiary, Plants are Emailing, Spinach, Space X, Blue Origin, Virgin Galactic, Leonardo Di Caprio, and Fuck, Marry, Kill, Marijuana, and the Olympics Opening Ceremony, but nothing about those poor children at the border! Are they fine now that a Democrat is in office? So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Weird Holidays. Did you know that every day is a holiday? Erin takes us on a tour of all the lesser-known celebrations we should be observing, then reveals the controversial origin they all share. #MindBlown Other Topics include: Erin’s Birthday Cake, Nathan’s violent hatred of Sloppy Joe’s, David’s all beef diet, Ethel Waters, Lil Nas x & his backlash, Juneteenth, Valentine’s Day, Halloween, Homosexuals, The Black Community, National coming out day, Asexual Awareness Week, Straight Pride, White People, BLM, Black Lives Matter, Facebook Jail, and Lesbians, but NOTHING about our first criminal President. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Interview with Trans writer, actress, and business owner, Gabriella Rafiele about being Transgender, working in Hollywood, and living in this big, wide, wacky world. Other Topics Include: Carl Nassib, Coming Out, NFL, Identity, Teachers, Cancel Culture, Death, Responsibility & Redemption, Nathan’s Father’s Day Feast, Pittsburgh, Velour & Velveteen Von Edmondson, TERF, Women, Feminists, Gender Dysphoria, Christine Jorgensen, Sweden, Greece, Rome, Ancient Egypt, Kings, Priests, Pharaohs, Caitlyn Jenner, Sex & Gender, Gender Neutral Bathrooms, LGBT, J.K. Rowling, Sports, Acting, but NOTHING about voter ID’s and why they may or may not be racist. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Cancel Cult – We run through the pros & cons of the Cancel vs Call Out culture, then discuss a list of people & things currently up for elimination and decide whether they should be Cancelled or Confirmed. Other Topics Include: Erin’s Secret Garden, Nathan’s Ponytail, Man Buns, Tigre Boschi, All World Pro Wrestling, Smut, Steam, Nate Storey of Plenty, Vertical Farms, Ricky Schroder, Chrissy Teigen, Gal Gadot, Israel, Natalie Portman, Matt Gaets, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Peta, Caitlyn Jenner, Kevin Hart, Gina Carano, Hayden Christiansen, and Maga, Qanon, and Lesbians, but nothing about Kid Rock. Who is he? I wasn’t born yet. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

CRYPTOCURRENCY: What the HELL is it? Well, we endeavor to answer that question articulately, with special guest Crypto Gus. The jury is out, whether we enlightened anyone on the subject, including ourselves, but we do blow the lid off the whole deal, including Bitcoin, Doge, Ethereum, Binance, and Block Chain. Now, we have Elon Musk trying to dm us on Twitter. Other Topics Include: Feed Every Gorilla (FEG), vaccinations, covid, small pox, Louis Pasteur, Paris, Cholera, Value, China, Erin’s Viral Story, Instagram, Facebook, Old White People, Coinbase, Donald Trump, Cyrus Vance jr., Prosecution, Lesbian, Sassy, Bitch, and Lesbians, but nothing about Ricky Schroder or Scott Baio. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

MOTHERhood – Eternal Bliss, or Hell on Earth? – A Mother’s Day Special! After a slew of sobering facts, we ask the question: “What kind of a Masochistic Psychopath would choose a lifelong thankless job that pays nothing, but takes more energy and patience than you could ever muster? #motherslove Other topics include: The Friggin Covid Vax, Racism, The Match Game, the 1970’s, Old White Women, Black, Maternal & Paternal Leave, Babies, Cats, Chimps, Animals who eat their young, Finland, Biden, White Racist Christian Republicans, Democrats, Insurance, Capitalism, America, Socialism, vacuuming, biting, and Mitch McConnell, but absolutely nothing about Lesbians, for once. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

LESBIANS, A Celebration! They’re like Unicorns, God’s most elusive creatures. BUT, we’ve got one, and she helps us blow the lid off the whole she-bang. First we quiz her to make sure she’s legit, and to find out if Nathan or Erin might be Lesbians, then we hit her with humorous misinformation from the past.  Finally, we interview her to find out what she thinks, how she feels, and how she’s treated in our super-woke world.  Other Topics Include: A Touch From The Past Podcast, Hooligan Mama, The Golden Girls, Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia, Rose, Human Beings, Cockroaches, Live, Laugh, Love, Stupidity, Lesbos, Sappho, Mansplaining & Womansplaining, Gay Bars, L.A. Underground, Philly, Delco PA, Wudder Ice, Kate Winslet, Eastern State Penitentiary, Zoom Weddings, Taiwan, Mormon Pasters, Utah, Daughters of Bilitis, Bosnia, Nazis, Dykes, The Lesbian Agenda, Cake, Straight People, Butch, Femme, Baby crying, diapers, onesies, baby clothes, box of chocolates, kettlebells, working out, and Queers, but NOTHING about the

A no-holds-barred account of what it’s like to birth a human baby. No punches are pulled or blows softened as we interview a new human mother and the father who knocked her up. This ain’t no Disney version of pushing one out. This is the real deal. Other topics include: Cora Rose Glumdalclitch Velour Von Edmondson Jr., Von Edmondson Daughters, Birthdays, Last Of The Mohicans, Grandmothers, Mothers, Baby Names, After Birth, Lil Nas X Montero, Call Me By Your Name, Homosexuality, Gay, Gay Songs, Radio, LGBTQ, Dude-On-Dude, Satan, Lap Dancing, George Michael, Wham, Homos, Tom Cruise, Top Gun, Future Man, Volleyball, America’s Gayest Movie, Predator, Killer Vaginas, Muscle Men, Buff Dudes, Covid Vaccines, Microchips, Tomoko Sato, Thai Fruit Art, Doulas, Doctors, midwives, hospitals, labor, and infants, but NOTHING about #FreeBritney. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr.

Forgiveness - What is it? How do you do it? Is it worth it? Lucky for you we answer all these questions, give you mind-blowing facts, AND a step-by-step to-do list on the proper procedure of Forgiving, which, if done right will improve your health and bad attitude. Other Topics Include: Nathan’s trip to Goodwill, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Arthurian Legend, Dev Patel, AmericanBirthrightFilm.com, Jewish Film Festival, David’s refusal to Forgive someone he says done him wrong, and Lesbians, but nothing about Covid. It’s over, officially. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Homelessness – Think you know everything there is to know about it? You don’t. The hosts lay down some pretty sobering facts about the state of living without a home, then suggest several different actions people can take if they wish to help.  Other Topics include: Zack Snyder’s Justice League of America Cut, Joss Whedon, Cancelled, HBO Max, Legion of Doom, Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Siggi the Cat’s Birthday, Sinistea, Hot Bed Philly, Philadelphia, begging, loitering, sleeping, and Trump Supporters, but NOTHING about Trump’s QAnon inauguration. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

One of the hosts is pregnant, ready to give birth at any moment, but 2 of them can’t figure out which one it is! So, we put together a BUNCH of pregnancy facts that will blow your mind, and the lid off the whole “life-finds-a-way” mishegoss. This episode reveals how insane the Earth experience truly is, so much so that one of the hosts is impelled to comment on it. #GodsADick Spoiler Alert: Once the baby is born, the mother will return to regale us with tales of Childbirth. Other topics include: Nathan’s own Birth story, The Von Edmondson Cult, Homelessness, Elephants, Gestation, possums, octopus, dolphins, penguins, orangutans, Childbirth, babies, and Lesbians. Stay tuned for more Lesbian-based lid-blowing. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

The Hosts blow the lid off of the New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears special. After combing through the finer points, taking comments from Super Fans, criticizing the journalists who verbally assaulted Britney, and theorizing about her correlation to another vulnerable blonde Bombshell, they decide her fate. #TheDeciders #freebritney Other Topics Include: Marilyn Monroe, BLM, Black Lives Matter, Alicia Garza, Opal Tometi, Patrisse Cullors, Nobel Prize, Diane Sawyer, Matt Lauer, paparazzi, Independent film American Birthright, Nathan’s declaration as to the end of winter, Justin Timberlake, Jamie & Lynn Spears, White Trash, Pop Stars, Beyonce, Madonna, Christina Aguilera, and LESBIANS, which will be an upcoming topic on this very podcast! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us

Is VALENTINE’S DAY Bullshit? Is it a happy day or hideous torture from hell? We blow the lid off the controversial holiday, reveal the origins, discuss common complaints, decide whether it should be abolished or not, then offer creative alternatives. Our listeners came up with some surprisingly compelling comments during our Livestream. #YoureWelcome Other Topics Include: Lord of The Rings, J R R Tolkien, Aragorn, Arwen, Eowyn, Hobbits, Gandalf, Harry Potter, Dumbledore, Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner, Farrah Fawcett, Merv Griffin, Rodney Dangerfield, Westwood Cemetery, Joel Sartore, Pagan Rituals, Eros, Cupid, Lupercalia, Goats, Dogs, Popes Emerors, Rome, Heart-shaped boxes of candy, Candy Hearts, Jewelry, Necco Wafers, Black Day, Singles Day, Fertility, International Quirkyalone Day, Galentine’s and Palentine’s day, Meowlentine’s day, Bitches, and Lesbians, but nothing about Criminal Insurrection or Constitutionality. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Frien