Unimaginary Friendcast

God Is Dumb: Nathan Von Edmondson reviews recent studies that show Religion actually makes children stupid. Science finally proves what we’ve been saying for years. You could have knocked Erin and David over with a feather! They also send a big shout out to religious people, inviting them to be guests on the podcast.   Other Topics Include: Kevin Hart, The Oscars, Homophobia, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, Baby It's Cold Outside, Rape, The Age Of Intolerance, Christmas Cards, Whorehouses, Whores, Velvet, Mo’s Place in Playa Del Rey, Raffles, David’s Mom, Tacky People, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Tim Ferris, World-Famous author P.A. Wikoff, and, as always, Lesbians, but NOT #LockHerUp, #LockIvankaUp, #LockHimUp, or #LockYourMomUp.   So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. htt

The gang watches the first episode of Leah Remini: Scientology and The Aftermath, season 3, then reviews it for you, while David regales with anecdotes from his time in The Cult. Do we find out from Leah’s family if she was as big a bitch as David claimed? Spoiler Alert: Yes. They confirm that she is! Other topics include: Church Of Scientology, Don Gorske, Big Mac’s, Guinness Book of World Records, McDonald’s, and Bullbaiting, but NOT Trump, Mueller, Investigation, Assholes, or Russia, or Shit Bags! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

In preparation for the Holiday Season, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr hurls out facts about how to maintain proper digestion and rejuvenate your health. You gotta pump all that old food outta there, so you can shovel in your mom's Christmas dinner. Erin’s tips were obtained from a reliable source, studies were done and there is tons of evidence. We swear. When it comes to digestion, Erin ain't full of shit... any more. Other topics include: Thanksgiving, Johnny Appleseed, Hallmark Channel Movies, Christmas Specials, The Aerobitards, digestion, and shit, but NOT anything about Jim Acosta or a government trying to silence journalists who question them. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Enlightenment Now! The hosts are sick of all the crap Philosophers, Religious men, and deep thinkers have pumped into the world in search of spiritual freedom, and a quick buck. So, they solve the whole wacky mess, themselves. They delve deep into human history and discuss the best definitions the human race has offered, thus far, then pull ‘em apart, and present a sleeker, new model of Enlightenment everyone can use in their daily lives. There were fights, threats, and hair-pulling, but you’re welcome.Other topics include: Hairless Cats, Household Monsters, The Dalai Lama, Buddha and his Ism, Hinduism, Christianity, Scientology, Kamala Harris, and, as always, Lesbians, but NOT those horrible journalists we have to kick out of the White House for having the nerve to ask President Donald Trump questions. #rude So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson;

Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr takes us on a tour of Alien landscapes, here on Planet Earth! They truly are weird, wild, wonderful, and breath-taking. Featured: Fly Geyser, Spotted Lake, The Giant’s Causeway, Thor’s Well, Glass Beach, Lake Hillier, The Tianzi Mountains, The Chocolate Hills, and many more. Other Topics: Avatar and the floating mountains, Donald Trump, Twitter, Baptism, The Catholic Church, Pedophiles, David Goes Viral, The Malibu Fires, Mount Doom, Lord of the Rings, The Onion, Nicole Kidman, Days of Thunder, and Tom Cruise, but NOT Donald Trump scolding all the victims of the California Fires. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

True Conspiracies. Each host dissects, explains, then Champions Conspiracy Theories they truly believe in an attempt to sway the other two. The most convincing wins and the theory becomes world-wide fact. Did aliens crash at Roswell, New Mexico? Did the Illuminati cover it up in their attempt to form a New World Order and take over Planet Earth? Are they Reptilians, or the precursor to German Nazis? Did Adolph Hitler survive World War 2 and live out his days in Argentina with a Brazilian whore after he divorced Eva Braun? Other topics include: Arnold Scharzenegger and the Gayest Movie ever made: Predator and the handshake heard round West Hollywood, Tupac Shakur, Michael Jackson, MLK, JFK Bill and Hillary Clinton, Queen Elizabeth, The Rothschild Family, Donald Trump, The French Revolution, Joan Rivers, Barak and Michelle Obama, The Gulf War, Nayirah, The Midterm Erections,  Nathan’s Commercial, and Erin – The Ruler of Philadelphia, but NOT The President Of The United States and the Caravan that is coming to h

Mrs. Monster. The Hosts explore the depths of evil when they interview the woman Satan and Hitler call when they run out of ideas: Mrs. David’s Mommy. It’s a poignant 59 minutes as she recounts her joy and elation from giving David Monster countless beatings, and emotionally torturing him for years on end. On a less whimsical topic, Mrs. Monster recounts the genesis of her two most famous catch phrases: “Do you wanna get hit? Is that what you want?” and “God Damn It! I’m tryna get dinner started!" Other Topics include: Voting for Donald Trump because, “I just couldn’t vote for that woman in good conscience.” But NOT anything Fox News or CNN is droning on about for hours and hours and hours. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

The Hosts dissect the holiday, and try to figure out why there are 867,412 Christmas films, yet only 3 Halloween Feel-Good flicks. To get you in the mood for one of our Top Ten Favorite American Holidays, the hosts rant, rave, and get very random about the last day of October. Other Topics Include, The BEST candy, Halloween Rituals, Tim Burton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Terror Behind The Walls, The Exorcist, Carrie, Bette Midler, Hocus Pocus, Halloween, Mike Myers, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Freddie Kreuger, The Crow, Brandon Lee, Great Pumpkin, and Charlie Brown, but NOT the number one costume 2018: Lesbians! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Scientific Breakthroughs. The UF is a Bastion of Scientific Discovery. Everyone knows that. The hosts review the last year’s Top 10 advances for mankind: Editing Human Embryos, Crispr, Metallic Hydrogen, Super-Earths, Exoplanets, Growing Organs outside of bodies, Regenerating Tissue, A.I. – Artificial Intelligence, Space X’s Recycled Rockets, Growing Babies in Artificial Wombs, Lesbians, and Quantum Computing Crystals. Don’t know what these things are? Well, we do, so tune in and learn something, stupid! Other Topics Include: Human Papilloma Virus, and of course Lesbians, but NOT how the United States of American Voted in the UN NOT to ban the death penalty for Homosexuality. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

#HeLied #SheLied. The Hosts swore to never talk about politics ever, ever again, so naturally they dove right in to the deep end of the Kavanaugh Confirmation Crapfest. Boy, is it a Shit Show! ... NOT the Friendcast, but the entire US Government focusing all its energy on Supreme Court Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, Flake, McConnell, and every other idiot who runs our lives! Other topics include: NOTHING else but Kavanaugh, 24-7, but NOT how the FBI uncovered criminal activity perpetrated by Pres Trump, and now it's faded into history and is gone forever. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

We know you’ve always wondered who the most fortunate human currently living is. Well, you’re welcome, because we’ve scoured the four corners, and unanimously concurred. A list of the Luckiest People Alive are culled, considered, confabbed, and criticized, then we reveal the very utmost.Nominees are: Dakota Johnson, Meghan Markle, Gal Gadot, Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Katherine Hepburn, Audrey Hepburn, Madonna, Deepak Choprah, Amy Poehler, Donald Trump, and Christian Bale.Other topics include: Humphrey Bogart, Sabrina, Roman  Holiday, Tina Fey, Bruce Lee, Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson, Prince Harry, Marilyn Monroe, The DC Universe, Batman, American Psycho, Emma Thompson, Oprah, Fifty Shades Of Grey, The Matrix, Fish Sitting, The Seat of All Evil: David’s Mom, but NOT what happened at a drunken Frat Party over 30 years ago. #MeToo So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette D

As most of the world finds solace through inspirational memes, the hosts analyze Spiritual platitudes, catch phrases, and quotes. As always, a horrible fight ensues and the podcast is shut down, but before that happens, they blow the lid off of the inner workings of the human species.   Other topics include: Deepak Chopra, Oprah, Marianne Williamson, The Great Philosophers, L. Ron Hubbard, Sam Harris, Tim Ferris, The L.A. Film Festival, Haunted House, Fall, Shirley Jackson, Crispin Glover, Taissa Farmiga, and We Have Always Lived In The Castle, but NOT anything about mushrooms, Mario Kart, or the esteemed President of the United States, and how some people seem to think that Donald Trump actually won the election. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on

Everything Wonderful. The hosts of the Friendcast reveal ALL the Secrets of the Universe, EVERY Mystery Mankind ever pondered, and the Winners of EVERY Superbowl for the next ten years. Just wait. You'll hear it. Don't worry, keep listening. It's coming. Other topics include: iTunes Reviews, scolding Donald Trump, RuPaul and his Drag Race, Go-Go dancing, Jordan Peterson, and Heterosexuality, but NOT protesting protesters when they should be doing their very, very important job, on which many lives and the cure of cancer depends. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

The Hosts unpack a list of the Top 10 Deadliest Animals on Planet Earth. Get ready to revile at the parade of insects, reptiles, charging beasts, ocean assassins, and the most dangerous creature that ever lived: a creepy, disgusting shocker that catches everyone by surprise. Other Topics include: Fantasy Football, Healthcare, Chicken Cake, Kombucha, and Paul Flart - the farting security guard (what did his parents think would happen with that last name?), but NOT the beautiful Colin Kaepernick or The Wicked Witch of The White House who's after him and his little Afro, too. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com.  https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/  And find us on Facebook!

The Unimaginary Friendcast blows the lid off the Crimes Of The Catholic Church. The Hosts discuss the recent Pennsylvania Grand Jury Report of 300 priests sexually abusing thousands of children. Sorry folks, this is no cake walk. Other topics include: The History of The Catholic Church, The Crusades, The Inquisition, Galileo, The Dark Ages, Muslims, Jews, Dirty Filthy Catholics, Zombies, Exodus, and American Ninja Warrior, but NOT Donald Trump tweeting insults at Megan McCain while she was at her father's funeral. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Life’s Hard Lessons. World-Famous high-brow Comedy Star Ian Farley joins the hosts, Nathan Edmondson, Erin Marie Kylie Bette Davis Jr, and David Monster to talk about Life’s Hard Lessons, the things you learn through trial and error which are contrary to what you were actually taught. It’s a laugh riot! Other topics include: Dragon Fest 2018, Benny "The Jet" Urquidez, Don "The Dragon" Wilson, A Message to Madonna, Aretha Franklin, Donald Trump, Kris Jenner and the Whoredashians, but NOT Donald Trump pardoning all his criminal pals.   So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Live With Purpose, Bitch. The Unimagary Friendcast hosts, Nathan Edmondson, Erin Marie Kylie Bette Davis Jr, and David Monster break down the ancient Japanese concept of Ikigai, which translates as "Reason For Living". The listeners are taught what it is, and how to implement it in their lives. Education and enlightenment that's entertaining at the same time! It's what the Friendcast is all about, Bitch! Other Topics include: Erin Marie Kylie Bette Davis Jr's plans to turn traitor and become a "Kardashian Whore", Kunty Whoredashian is the world's newest billionaire, Jim Dattilo's Gender Inclusive Zombie Exodus, but NOT Donald Trump attacking people who investigate his questionable actions, OR the President of the United States trying to make it illegal to criticize him. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.co

Breakdown The Universe. David Monster blows the lid off the Uni in 10 minutes flat for the other hosts Nathan Edmondson, and Erin Marie Kylie Bette Davis Jr, explaining The Nature of the Universe and The Human Race's place within it. "Oohs" and "Aahs" abound as he also throws in The Purpose of Life, for good measure. There's a slight possibility that David Monster might owe The Human Race an apology. But, does it happen?  Tune in next week when they flip that bitch and tell you how to "Live With Purpose".   Other Topics include: The L.A. Galaxy, Soccer/Futbol, Mr. Rupert from Kinecta Federal Credit Union, Howard Hughes, Flea Infestations, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Scott Baio, Charles In Charge, Travel and Eating, Eating While Travelling, Cupcake The Wonder Cat, but NOT Omarosa, whomever she is, nor Donald Millhouse Trump. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. a

PATAGONIA IS REAL! The girl host, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr, insists she went to Patagonia, and she has the pictures, videos, and “memories” to prove it. She regales the other hosts, Nathan Edmondson and David Monster with wondrous tales of her travels. There are gauchos, glaciers, flamingos, and lots of meat. Apparently, it’s a paradise on earth.  Other topics include Tom Cruise, Mission Impossible, Other Dimensions, Buenos Aires, Spanish Speakers, Insomnia, World Travel, International Parks, Avalanches, Argentina, Chile, The End of the World, Dog Sledding, Trtl Neck Pillows, A fight amongst the hosts, but NOT the Putin-Trump Sex Tape.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

The hosts of The Unimaginary Friend Cast, Nathan Edmondson, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr, and David Monster answer the burning questions that get in your brain and itch like a horrible sexually transmitted disease, with help from Alexa. What's the largest thing in the world? It's Armalarious Solidypes, of course! If that doesn't clear it up, then listen to the God Damned episode! Other topics include: The Invention of Beer, Smartest Human who ever lived, World's Largest Empire, Roswell, Area 51, 52, 53, & 54, and Harry and the Hendersons, but NOT the tariff threats against China, the G.O.P. 2020 National Convention, or Michael Cohen (whoever that is). So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson; and proudly sponsored by zombieexodus.com. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!