Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Well folks, the lawyers demanded we had to do a live apology to an early 2000s mascot platformer that we may have unfairly slandered. So we turned it into a twitch stream! Notes: mushroom heads, our public apology to Ratchet, White Flash, the Bicentennial Groomer, Hubie vs Disguisey, Dorm Room and Biotechnology Pizzas, The Plutt Platitude, italian lound, Dai Dark of Madagascar, the two jesuses, the deadly six, Kneecapeon Mace, critical echidna theory, Foster’s Bimbofication Home, Hamburglar dying in prison

We at Hogcast: Speedy Delivery are proud to present Hogcast Direct: a tantalizing first look at the hottest goofs and gaffs coming to the Hogcast in the near future.Notes: Alan’s neutral special, the Catscratch Mech, Leguizamo Toons, Mars needs John Carter,  Nostalgia Critic Ken Burns Doc, Pleakley Minute, the Jollibee, Pizza Veritas, Sonic negotiations, Passing the Torch, Bruce and Lloyd Out Of Control, Harvey Who, Replyguy Mythbusters,

It's finally here: the debut of our sexy new vcaster (virtual podcaster) outfits. Time to kick back and imagine a sexy catboy and a weird little bowling pin man Notes: Our new costume reveals, libertarian prog, Cracked guys, Mark Mothersbaugh Day, T levels of Nickelodeon dads, American Darling in the Franxx,  Broom Kid, Under the Cheese, the Center Bun, chilli dog pizza, Japanese Doug, The Day the Music Died Again, Bleedman’s World, Inverted Chad, Fiona the Fox, Twitter Psycho Mantis, Marvel 9/11

Meltdown May is here and we're betting all that we have with our bookie Chris (@cobrafontaine). This is how we win Note: the Meltdown May Odds, gifted kid third impact, Melting Down at God, Ageplay Movies, Wendell the Baker spirals into madness, Grimes dirty foot origins, ConstableFrozen’s tontine, BDS Watto, Ernest Gets Superpowers, turtle salmonella laws, Wimpy’s War, SpongeBob Bandaids, Boston Bloodborne, Isaac, anti-royalist minions, Gyroid Rick

Though you might not remember, you’ve been here many times before. One day—just as it does for you and for all—it appears to a troubled podcaster in his time of need. Through its doors he embarks on an adventure into the magical land that dwells within his cohost’s dining room: Alan’s Wonderworld. Also our friend Bee (@cavegift) is here!Notes: Alan Wonderworld, political podcast marriage, Tower of Timbs, the most libertarian planet, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s polycule, the Sebulba Sixty Seconds, Lib Skull Face, Dr Pizza Stone, “I love you alive girl”, Wendell the Baker’s cancellation, The Monster With 21 Faces, NFT Hamburglary, Aphex Twin Jojo, Xenin, Mother Box blockchain, the banned Panty Raid, Vision Blanco

It's March Madness folks, so naturally we're celebrating by pretending to draft cartoon characters from fifty years ago. That's right, it's the first annual Hogcast Hanna-Barbera Draft, and we've got our friend and resident Scoob fanatic Shane (@ShaneHosea) here to pick the best of the best. Notes: Scoob mythology, Tom & Jerry malaise, Droopy Joker, Yogi’s Space Shield, Penelope Pitstop, Alan’s horrible Hex Girls/Ghoul School mixup, our film pitches, Russ Cooking Corner, Dr Philadelphia, KFC Pizza, Jamie Oliver’s stupid grape pizza, Screenrant’s awful listicle, Christopheles

Notes: Our Big Next Gen Upgrade, precog nootropics, food youtubers at E3, CrimeStop, Tripping the Grift, Wyatt’s beard, Kanye’s Bladerunner theater post-divorce, Dexter’s Real World vs Road Rules Challenge, Pepper Potts’ jade eggs, Agent 47’s pizza kills, American Goulash, TMNT ideologies, Tony Hawk in Boom Boom Sabotage, Jeepers, our Primary Target Demos

Notes: molemen tunnels, stinky brownies, chuuni Dan Crenshaw, minionpilled, Win A Business Lunch with Ben Stein, The Wyatt Minute, Hail Caesar, Mr Ice Cream, Heavy Cream in the Bathroom, take-out buffets, stuffed crust lei, tsuchinoko calzone, Scooby Doo EATS, Ken Penders’s three incorruptible heroes, our YIIK discovery, our WW84 takes, Niro Ga The Fallen Shaman, Thor and the Dark Enlightenment, getting gout to own the libs, the pepeloni

Professor Mickey (@goomvi) has once again used the power of waking to bring us all together for another in-depth discussion of Tetsuya Nomura’s latest rhythm game – Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory. This time, the podcast is longer than the actual amount of new story content in the game, so buckle up.Notes: Walter Mitty, Chris Pine’s Verum Rex, Fairy Godmother creepypasta, Nomura’s OCs, KairiVision, Strengthening of the Author, Data Chadley, the Reno/Axel connection, Paopu Gfuel, Grogu summons, they heartless now?, the true Deku with Sauce 

Huzzah! A Christmas Extravaganza! Shootcast: Jabroni Delivery presents Randy Bludd’s Rudeboy Rockventures Christmas Blast, featuring a variety of Christmas Special Guest Appearances! In this Christmas adventure, Randy Bludd (@the_double_J) and his ragtag ska band of adventurers Breakin’ Mike (@scottblah) and “The Disruptor” (@findomearle) must unite together to stop the court case of the century. Featuring music, mirth, and celebrity cameos, including Russ’s friend Kara (www.kickstandcomedy.org), Ben Pack (@PackBenPack) and Sylvia (@sylvisurfer) prepare for a sorta family friendly (mostly for dad) holiday delight with a pinch of cheer.

Cozy up next to the fireplace with some hot gfuel, and settle in for this sort of holiday episode of Hogcast where we go on an extended bit about MRE Steve ordering garbage when he goes to a restaurant.Notes: House Fever, Gaijin Choomba, Russ’s Breadtube Career, GamerFool, brainstorming cybergangs, Stunk’s Kane and Lynch Review, The Very Confusing Buzz Lightyear Movie, the lore behind our anti-condom stance, Steve MRE’s dining habits, Obama’s weak pizza take, our biggest foreign demographic, the Death of GarfieldEats, our plea to Blue Chew, Bird Sauce, League of Extraordinary Food YoutubersCorrection: The Jester Dance is a meme that Vic Berger has posted about, not Gregg Turkington. I got them mixed up because both work with Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington is also Neil Hamburger.

Notes: Hogcast takes a brave political stance, Alan’s GGW addiction, car exhaust vape, gamer Skol, Scantron Chigurh, Plume of Allegiance, upcheese pics, BK WAPper, The Pizzatainer, Our Bodyguard, pussyeating origins, The Most Extreme, DB Joe the Bee, LPPP, FamousPhantomCigars, forcefemming the chuds

Folks, it’s that spooky time of year again: election season.Haha just kidding, it’s Halloween and we’re joined by our dear friend @goomvi (Ravi Halloween/Professor Mickey/#MyMentor) to watch the new holiday classic film from the Sandman himself, Hubie Halloween. Here’s our commentary track where we definitely didn’t get distracted and wind up talking about random shit for an hour and a halfStart your movie with us at 9 minutes 10 seconds into the epNotes: Navigx, Wreck-It-Ralph Vtuber, Les Sandlers Terribles, Jimmy Neutron Imposter Syndrome, , SBR Happy Gilmore, The Hube, coffee flavored coffee, BioShock baby gun, weed inhaler, Halloween cringe raps, Daredevil’s cop stick, moon crazed beasts, floam bread, The Thin Hube Line, The Big Reveal, Naruto Rod, Howie Hawkins Halloween

I won't scatter your quick bites to the heartless feed. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all Fierce Queens.Rest in power Quibi(Intro eulogy by Chris Khatami @ChrisKhatami)Notes: the great Quibafter, Posters Sans Frontières, Watto namesearching, big pig sanctuary, Alan’s Hot Topic decor, sour cream caulk guns, The Most Depressing Pizza News Story Ever, Garftubers, Sonic cutout thievery, Wolvurkel Bot, Himbo Batman, hypebeast sonic characters

We're still licking our wounds from our fight with Dwegonnal, but thankfully we've got one of our oldest allies here at our side this week. We also delve deep into the world of Garfield Eats and very quickly lose our sanity Notes: meatball gobstopper, vape alchemy, cum bubbles, kids Veep, Ender’s Bean, the Watto Minute, futuristic air fryer crates, catch that crown, CW Holes, The Death of The Mexican Pizza, pizza dream workshops, Long John Silvers Lighthouse, The Madness of Garfield Eats, Bugs Bunny Death Threats, Console Wars, Diamond the Chipmunk, math robots

We've successfully infiltrated the TikTok House to take down the dastardly Dr Dwegman. I sure hope he didn't resurrect our good friend AB as part of a Machiavellian scheme to own us againNotes: Dwegs Next Door, AB Battle Angel, the McDonalds cartoon dog, Dwegonnal, The Courage to Put Ketchup on Pizza, Dominos reddit marketing, anti-Italian pranks, GFuel Timebomb, Sam the Hedgehog, Extradimensional ICE Agents, HBO Zone Cop Watchmen, stealing a cop’s warp ring, Skullface Wojak, Simpson’s deja vu, the thrilling showdown

Hoo boy, we went on a bit of a bender with some expired Austin Powers promotional wine coolers and wound up blowing all of our money on abandoned IP. Thank God we had our friend/intern Jules (@jubear720) on to help us figure out what to do with Mr Mosquito's dumb assNotes: The Casque of Austin Powers Promotional Wine Coolers, Mr Mosquito Soulsbourne, Bon Fiverr, Das Rachet Frauleins, Sponch, Mitski’s pizza, Dogbert chimera, Shaqeroni, our Qanon pivot, Boston Dynamic’s White Boy Challenge, Funkpilled, Wet Ass Pizza rolls, Emily the Hedgehog (or car?), Futurama’s horny turn, Simpsons doujinshi, pube paper

We’re making some big moves in Hollyweird this week, as we beg our friend Rodney (@Rodney_Berry of the American Arts & Culture Review podcast) to lend us some tinseltown magic.Notes: our big Hollywood acquisition, pube wakizashi, fucked up little cups, Home on the Ranch, Lin Manuel’s $90 pride snowcones, Viking Pizza, Constitutional spice usage, pizza robbery mementos, Big Dan Nainan Energy, Onceler and Nights, Helga the Jotunn, prestige interventions, Joey’s World Tour Death Urge

Notes: White Girl Wednesday, boing-oing-oing, Angel Seed, conveniently placed foreground objects, Goodfeathers scenario, The Woman Respecter, alcohauns, the damn cheeto, Demon’s Hole, magic airplanes, jizz journos, our plea to Shinzo AbeCorrection: Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide had the lead singer of Everclear, not Incubus, as a guest star on an episode

Notes: Our Big Nonpolitical Fundraiser, Techbro Barrels, Dark Souls NPC podcast, GFool, crust pillows, Grapes of Wrath perverts, Xomer, toilet bonfires, taiyaki talk, our Sonic sippy cups, Colton “Clash” Mizuruki, Raiden’s sombrero pass, Les Brons Terribles