Watch Your Mouth Podcast

Summary: The lads are in for another Zombie Game Episode!!! And this round you are getting to the chopper from with in a... *DUN DUN DUN!!!* A Storage Unit!!!!! Oh that's right kids check it out and tell us how you would survive! Share your entry by calling it in or in the comments! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer Quote du Jour: Jay Sebring - "Is everybody okay?" Rick Dalton - "Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure." Jay and Rick - Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com

Summary: The lads are all back in the Louisiana Studio talking about 2019 Re-cap with Rachel Fry as a special guest. Listen and see what these shit birds got up to last year and share your comments with us about your 2019! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Rachel Fry Cocktail du Jour: Whiskey Flip Quote du Jour: Selina - "Really!?! Are you not going to say anything... JESUS! Dan.. . did your boyfriend know anything about this?" Dan - "I was trying to use Jonah for Intelligence..." Selina - "That's like trying to use a croissant as a FUCKING dildo..." Dan - "I thought that..." Selina - "No no no! Let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job and it makes a FUCKING MESS!" Selina and Dan - VEEP Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Fac

Welcome to Hot, Loud, & Angry! This is our pilot episode for our new Patreon Tier of $15 level patrons on patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast but this episode is free for all to get a taste of what we get Hot, Loud, & Angry about! We Hope you enjoy this series and join Pateron at the $15 tier for HLA! Watch Your Mouth Podcast Ken, Dan and Critter

Summary: The lads talk about the Holidays for 2019! Loves, likes, dislikes, traditions, and more! We hope you all have a great holiday season and share comments/calls with your holiday content! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Egg Nog Cocktail Quote du Jour: Wayne - "Christmas, is all about coming together with friends and family and putting your squabbles aside for a little wee bit. And that, friends and family, is why I... Too the fuckin!" Katie - "Last time right?" Wayne - "Last Fucking time fuck..." Friends and Family - "Love Christmas!" Wayne, Katie, and Friends and Family - Letter Kenny Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.appl

Summary: The lads talk about the Stupid Shit that they buy... like all the stuff you should not be wasting money on... Listen in to what the lads keep buying and share your comments about the dumb shit you buy! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Maiden's Prayer - 1 oz. Brandy - 1 oz. Light Rum - 1 oz. Triple Sec. - 1/2 oz. Lemon Juice Combine all that in a shaker, with ice, shake it up. *like Taylor Swift* Pour into a coup glass and garnish with a lemon twist. Quote du Jour: Kevin - "OK, so your only real regret is that you never got to see the end of the play, where this dude killed ya?" Abraham Lincoln - "It was the theatrical event of the season! I waited months for those tickets. And I would have seen the end too, if it wasn't for that MUTHA-FUCKING JOHN WILKS BOOTH!!! Kevin and Sue - "Wooooahh

Summary: The lads talk about Scary Stuff this Halloween! We hope you enjoy on this sugar rush of fun and share your scary stuff with us! Leave comments and calls as you can!!! Happy Halloween yall! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Lemon-Aid - 1 Big Ass Grapefruit - 1 Comically Large Cucumber - 1 Lemon - 1 Bottle of TV Static Tasting Sparkling Mineral Water Juice the grapefruit, cucumber, and lemon and pour into a jug over ice. Top with the sparkling mineral water. Sip and battle that hangover. Quote du Jour: Derek - "Say hello to my little friend! YAH YAH YAH YAH!" *Clapping* with *Laughter* Randy - "That's Scarface!" Brennan and Dale - "Ha ha ha ha ha" Randy - "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Derek, Randy, Brennan and Dale - Step Brothers Charity: Ehlers-Danlos Society - https://www.ehlers-danlos.com/ Links:

Summary: The lads talk about semester 16 wrap up and share your comments, calls, and zombie game responses! Listen to see if you made the cut and enjoy your episode! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Quote du Jour: Gary - "Is there like a little espresso thing or a pod-ule or anything like that..." Dan - "Jesus Fucking Christ! All right, watch me R-tismo! You take the little pod. Put the little pod in the fucking hole, close the fucking lid, hit the fucking button and wait for 2 fucking seconds. Oh it's so easy!" Gary - "Too quick, I didn't see it." Gary and Dan - VEEP Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d106

Summary: The lads talk about "Incorrect Common Knowledge" that they believed, heard or shared... And we hope you can share some incorrect common knowledge you have heard or shared... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Black Thorn - 2 oz Irish Whiskey - 1 oz Dry Vermouth - 3 dashes of Orange Bitters - 3 dashes of Absinthe Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. Stir 25 to 35 times. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with a orange wedge. Quote du Jour: Billy Butcher - "You see, When their apart they are absolute fucking rubbish. But you put them together, their the god damn fucking Spice Girls!" Mother's Milk - "How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?" Billy Butcher and Mother's Milk - The Boys Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMo

Summary: The lads talk about whats new to them and you... We want to share with you what's new to us and we want to know what's new in you life. Call it in and leave comments! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Royal Bermuda Yacht Club Quote du Jour: Jay - You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once." Jay - Clerks 2 Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twit

Summary: The lads talk about new Music... Retaliative to now... What could they be listening too? Listen and find out! Is it new or have you heard it before, share what you are listening too in the comments... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Rattle Snake - 1 + 3/4 oz Rye Whiskey - 3 dashes of Absinthe - 3/4 oz Fresh Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz Simple Syrup - 1 egg white Separate the egg white (Bane of Dan's Existence)and place in shaker. Combine with all ingredients in the opposite tin. Combine tins with out ice then pour everything together. Shake hard!! (15 sec.)Then strain into a coup glass... Allow ma-rang to rise and garnish with a lemon twist. Quote du Jour: Josh - "So what's the haps? Where you guys is?!" Clive - "Where you think we are fuck-tard?! Tossing gobble gobbles at the lanes, ok?? STRIKE CI

Summary: The lads talk about time travel mulligans... Listen in and see what the lads would change in there lives... Also share with us what you would change! Don't be a Kitchen sponge duct taped to a moose's antler! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Vieux Carre - 1 oz Cognac - 1 oz Rye Whiskey - 1 oz Sweet Vermouth - a dash of Angosturas bitters - a dash of Peychauds bitters Combine all ingredients in the mixing glass, with ice, then stir around 25 times. (like a skip-it... hahahaa)Strain into a double rocks glass, with ice, and garnish with a lemon twist. Quote du Jour: Mark Hanna - We don't start dialing at 9:30! Because our clients are already answering the phone! 3.. 2.. 1.. Let's FUCK!! Mark Hanna - Wolf of Wall Street Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.co

Summary: The lads start prepping for the new Zombie Game... Get Ready... Get prepared... Get out ALIVE!!! They are super excited to hear how you will survive!!! Make sure to call in your Zombie Game entry now! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!! Family Business Brewing Company - https://familybusinessbeerco.com/ Quote du Jour: Ash - "How many times have you heard me say this, huh? Why me?! Who am I?! Nobody... NOBODY! Guy from Elk Grove, Michigan. Where the FUCK is that?!? In the middle of jack Shit no where, that's where! You know what, I've got news for you! I didn't ask for this! You think I want this horse shit! Being covered in blood 24/7. WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT THAT!?!?!" *swigs beer and then belches* Ash - Ash VS Evil Dead Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/

Summary: The lads discuss "Working 4 a Living" and the topic is Beginner Jobs... Listen in and see what these dorks use to for their first occupations! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Metropole - 2 oz Cognac - 1 oz Sweet Vermouth - 2 dashes Orange Bitters - 2 dashes Angostura Aromatic Bitters Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass and add ice. Stir 25 - 35 times. Strain into a double rocks glass and add ice if desired. Garnish with a lemon twist if desired. Quote du Jour: Stans - Hey you know what FUCK this!! THIS IS BULLSHIT MAN! I want a gun. Come on man you got two mutha-fucking guns, man. Somebody give me a gun! Stans - Predators Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links: Patreon - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/

Summary: The lads discuss Strangely Satisfying Things... Oh what can be so satisfying you wonder? Well listen and find out! Of course you should make a stop at Larry's for a cocktail and hop in to the Arcade! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Whiskey Sour - 2 oz Rye Whiskey - 3/4 oz Simple Syrup - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 1 Egg White Separate the Egg white then place into a shaker. Then add the remaining ingredients list above. **Combine without ice** Shake well for 15 to 20 seconds and then add ice. Shake even harder this time. Strain into a coup glass (duh!) Quote du Jour: Eric - Do you guys want chairs? Joel - We just want to know what is going on. Eric - Right... Well, she is dead and also undead. Joel - WHAT THE FUCK!?! Joel and Eric - Santa Clarita Diet Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ L

Summary: The lads discuss Childhood memories that are questionable... Like "Why the fuck do I remember this shit??".... Ridiculous stuff you just cant forget for some reason. Listen in and see what they have to offer! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Pegu Club - 2 oz Dry Gin - 3/4 oz Dry Curacao - 2 dashes Angostura Bitters - 2 dashes Orange Bitters - 1/2 oz fresh lime juice Combine all ingredients into a shaker with ice, shake it HARD!! Fine strain into a COUP GLASS!! Garnish with a orange twist. Quote du Jour: Simon - I got a little dick! It's pathetic. *Urinates himself* Auhhhuuhhh.. oooh GOD ooooh! Would a spy pee himself huh? HUH? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Have mercy sir? Harry - Get the fuck out of here, yeah. Simon and Harry - True Lies Charity: LOUISIANA SPCA - www.la-spca.org/ Links:

Summary: The lads discuss Guilty Pleasures again but this time is music! Ever wonder these weirdos listen to that they feel guilty about? Well now you can listen in and find out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Gargle Blaster - 3 1/2 oz Celeriac - 3 1/2 oz Jerusalem Artichokes - 3 1/2 oz Celery - small bunch of mint ice cubes Peel the Celeriac, chop it into sticks; scrub the artichokes. Juice the vegetables and the ming, being sure to alternate the mint leaves with the other ingredients to prevent the juicer getting clogged up. Process the juice in a blender of food processor with a couple of ice cubes and serve. Quote du Jour: Captain Reginald Thistleton - You Scoundrel, Is that brandy? Woodhouse - Ah no sir, just water. Captain Reginald Thistleton - Water? No, never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in

Summary: The lads wrap up semester 15 with all your comments and Zombie Game entries! Big Thanks to our "WYMPS" for the comments/messages/gifts/Patrons for this semester! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Uncork and enjoy some of the bubbly! **WARNING: DO NOT CHUG CHAMPAGNE UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME YOUR OWN FOAM CANNON!** Quote du Jour: Toxic Rick - YAH MOTHERFUCKER, YAH! GET IT, GET SOME! RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKING BITCH ASS, YOU FUCK! Guess who just discovered a new element! Do you think you could do that Morty? Do you think anyone but me could do that, EVER, in a billion years? Do you think if god existed, he could do it? The answer is NO! If god exists, IT'S FUCKING ME! Toxic Rick - Rick and Morty Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - w

Summary: The Lads discuss expansion into a new time zone with the new studio and moving is the topic! Check it out and see what they have to say! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Siesta - 1 1/2 oz Tequila - 1/2 oz Bitter Liquor (Ex. Campari) - 1/2 oz fresh lime juice - 1/2 oz fresh grapefruit juice - 1/2 oz simple syrup Combine all ingredients into a shaker, with ice, then shake really fucking hard. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a lime quarter. Quote du Jour: Wayne - Well there's nothin better then a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about your kids... Wayne - Letterkenny Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.faceboo

Summary: The Lads discuss what grosses the shit out of them... Things that make you say buuuhhh... Listen in and share comments with them on what grosses you out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Lynchburg Lemonade - 1 1/2 oz Jack Daniels - 1/2 oz Triple Sec - 1/2 oz Fresh Lemon Juice - Top of with Lemonade Fill Collins Glass three quarters Ice, add all ingredients and stir 25 times... Top off with Lemonade and enjoy! Quote du Jour: Al Swearengen - Silas, lift your lid. *Silas lifts his hat.* Al Swearengen - Yeah, get a fucking haircut, ya look like your mother fucked a monkey. Al Swearengen - Deadwood Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wyms

Summary: The lads are in the studio talking about some taters, the spuds, POE-TA-TOES... (boil-em, mash-em, stick-em in a stew...) whats types of spuds to you fucks-with? ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Between the sheets! - 1 oz Cognac - 1 oz Triple Sec - 1 oz Light Rum - 1/4 oz fresh lemon juice Add all that shit into a shaker, fill with ice, shake the fuck out it. Then strain into a chilled cocktail glass (COUP!!!!)Flame an orange peel over the glass and then discard before serving. Fucking Fancy! Quote du Jour: Deadpool - Say fuck for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go, 1-2-3. Fu... fu... Colossus - Fuck. Deadpool - Wow. Enjoy hell, swamp mouth. Ha Ha Deadpool and Colossus - Deadpool 2 Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Li