Watch Your Mouth Podcast

Summary: The lads are in the studio again with E. M. G. with his latest comic, Leon! Listen in and check out what they have to say! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Eric Martin Gay: http://www.leoncomic.com Cocktail du Jour: The Hurricane - 1 oz Light Rum - 1 oz Dark Rum - 1 tbsp Passion Fruit Syrup - 2 tsp Lime Juice Put all the ingredients into a shaker with some ice, Shake the fucking shit out of it! Strain into a Hurricane Glass. Add pineapple juice to taste as needed. Quote du Jour: Happy - Nick, there comes a time where you just gotta face reality... Nick - Fuck you! Get the fucking fuck away from me! Happy - (Inhales with shock and disgust) Swear Jar, Swear Jar, when dirty words come out to far. That will be 25 cents please. (Gun Shot) Happy - AGGRHHHH! Happy and Nick - Happy! Charity: The Gar

Summary: The lads are closing out the first half of the semester with you guested it! ZOMBIE GAME!!! How will you survive!!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Hotel Nacional - 2oz Bacardi Gold Rum - 1 tbls Apricot Liqueur - 1 oz fresh pineapple juice - 1/2 oz fresh lime juice Combine all ingredients into the shaker and shake the shit out of it on ice then strain into a coup glass and enjoy! If you want to garnish use a pine apple wedge. Quote du Jour: Hector - "Godbrand, you've never met anything you didn't immediately kill, fuck, or make a boat out of." Isaac - "I don't understand why our lord doesn't tie you up outside with the rest of the animals." [Hector and Isaac exit] Godbrand - "Bigot! I like boats! I'm a fucking Viking! We're supposed to make boats out of things!" Hector, Isaac, and Godbra

Summary: The Lads have a special guest who a honor roll member, Chad G. and he is here to tell us about the Fat City Drum Core! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Chad G. Cocktail du Jour: Sloe Gin Fizz - 1 oz Sloe Gin - 1 oz Gin - 3/4 oz Simple Syrup - 3/4 oz Lemon Juice - 1 Egg White - Add Soda Separate the egg white from an egg, add to shaker, and add all ingredients except soda. Shake the shit out or scramble the mix. Then add ice and shake again. Fine strain into a Collins glass and allow the Meringue to rise to the top. Then top with soda and enjoy! Quote du Jour: Augie - "When the elders speak of this day, they will speak of the courage of Kiss-My-Anthia. Of the Spaceman. The Demon. The Star-child. And me, the Cat! So let us raise our swords in victory, crank this shit up to 11, and let's rip this

Summary: The lads discuss some of their best clap backs

Summary: The lads have a guest in the studio to discuss Myths and Misconceptions in life. Listen in to find out more! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Guest - Rachel Fry Cocktail du Jour: Gypsy Queen -2 oz Vodka -1 oz Bénédictine DOM -2 dashes Angostura bitters Add all the ingredients to a mixing glass and fill with cracked ice. Stir, and strain into a chilled coup glass. Twist a swatch of thin-cut lemon peel to garnish. Quote du Jour: Jane - "Maybe you, rather have some water... I'll go get some from the creek. But if you don't stop apologizing, I'm not gonna give you a god damn drop. Alright mister, I'm coming back with some water." Andy - "I apologize..." Jane - "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Calamity Jane and Andy Cramed - Deadwood Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - www.pat

Summary: The lads are back in the studio for start of semester 15, choosing a new charity, and talking about the Holidays! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Tiger's Milk 45ml = 1 shot in oz. - 45ml Barcadi - 45ml Cognac - 1/2 Cup of Cream - 1/2 Cup of Milk Mix ingredients in a shaker with ice then pour into a glass and sprinkle some nutmeg on top. Enjoy of your Turkey Day! Quote du Jour: Raoul Duke - Look. Dr. Gonzo - What? Raoul Duke - There's two women fucking a polar bear! Dr. Gonzo - Don't tell me those things. Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Charity: The Gary Sinise Foundation - https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Links: Pateron - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – i

Summary: The lads wrap up semester 14 with all your comments and Zombie Game entries! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Pop the top and suck back the bubbly! Quote du Jour: Doug - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt John - *whispers* Don't. Marco - Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' percocets and do you have any fucking percocets, man? Doug - All right. Marco - Ok. Doug, John, and Marco - Goon Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mout

Summary: The lads discuss regrets... we may have a few. Listen up to see what these jackasses could regret... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Sea Breeze - 2 oz Vodka - 3 3/4 oz Grapefruit Juice - Top with Cranberry Juice Add the Vodka and Grapefruit juice to a shaker with some ice. Shake the shit out of it like a British Nanny. Strain into a High Ball Glass with Ice and then top with Cranberry Juice. Quote du Jour: Cartman - "Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butt-hole, Barbra Streisand!" Cartman - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/

Summary: The lads discuss more Guilty Pleasures... It's TV time! Listen in see what the boys are watching! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Ward 8 - 2 oz. Rye Whiskey (or whatever whisk(e)y you want, we won't tell.....Shhhhhh....) - 0.75 oz. Orange Juice - 0.25 oz. Grenadine Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake, shake, shake. Strain into a, guess what, a coupe glass. Quote du Jour: Guard Rick - Fuck me, Pal... Rick - Fuck you! No no no, Fuck me! Guard Rick and Rick - Rick and Morty Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-p

Summary: The lads discuss the season of Fall... Love, Like or fucking hate it. What is your take? Share with us you opinion on fall if you will at the number below. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Hot Toddy - Whiskey of Choice. - Hot Tea of choice. - Lemon/lemon juice - Sugar or maple syrup or honey - Fresh Ginger Root (slivers) Heat up a hot cup of Tea, pour in your whiskey, squeeze in your lemon, drop in your sweetener with your fresh ginger root. Stir and sip until gone and repeat. Quote du Jour: Perry - "Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?" Harry - "A picture of me?" Perry - "No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!" Perry and Harry - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.

Summary: The lads are back from break and pay homage to some of the artists they miss. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: 20th Century - 1.5 oz. Gin - 0.5 oz. Lillet Blanc - 0.5 oz. White Creme de Cacao - 0.75 oz. Lemon Juice Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake the shit out of it. Strain that shit into a chilled coupe glass. Add a lemon twist for garnishment, if you're into that shit. Then drink that shit. Quote du Jour: Lt. Commander Block: Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also a nest of anti-aircraft and Nakajima squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. Admiral Benson: I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. Lt. Commande

Summary: It's time for Midterms! Which means the mother fuckin' Watch Your Mouth ZOMBIE GAME is back! How will you survive the oncoming horde? Points for ridiculous creativity. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer Crack open a cold one. Then another. And then maybe another. Then perhaps a few more. Then decide it's a good idea to shop on Amazon all blurry visioned and buy swords because this will be the only time you will be able to talk yourself into doing that. Quote du Jour: The Collector - HUMANS... You're not worth the flesh you're printed on... [taking off his outfit] The Collector - Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! The Collector - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Pa

Summary: The lads share the Best Thing they have ever eaten... What will they share with you? Please share your comments below on this topic! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Old Pal 1 oz Rye Whiskey 1 oz dry vermouth 1 oz Campari / Bitter Liqueur 1 Orange twist for garnish (Critter recommends you give the twist a squeeze to release the citrus oils to relieve some of the bitterness in this drink.) Add ingredients to a mixing glass with ice (not the orange twist yet though)and stir until cold. (25 times...)Pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the orange twist for garnish. Quote du Jour: Darius Kincaid – “Get out of the fuckin’ car!” Michael Bryce – “There is like a three day adjustment period, need to figure this out… with the clutch an uh…” Darius Kincaid – “Motherfucker, I will bust a cap in yo

Summary: The lads share their favorite ear splitting Metal Riffs in Gum tracks! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Archangel Quote du Jour: Guy - "What'd you go pimpin' last night, playboy?" Nuts - "I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan." Guy - "Really? Bachelor Party? Nuts - Oh yeah! Guy - What'd that smell like?" Nuts - "Bananas mostly." Guy - Really?... [pauses] Nuts - "Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not fuck an orangutan last night." Guy and Nuts - Slammin' Salmon Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcas

Summary: The lads get all intellectual and talk about books. Like a bunch of fucking dorks. But really it's pretty sweet. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Bee's Knees - 2 oz. Gin - 3/4 oz. Lemon Juice - 3/4 oz. honey (simple syrup honey 1:1) So you can use straight honey, but it just sinks to the bottom and doesn't infuse or dissolve well. Best bet is to make it into a simple syrup. Add ingredients to shaker with ice and wreck that shit with shaking it. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a lemon twist. Yell "23 SKADOO!" and down that shit before you hit up the local speakeasy. Quote du Jour: Lord's of Hell Member - "Don't Fuck with the Lords of Hell!" Babysitter - "Don't Fuck with the Babysitter!" Lord's of Hell Member and Babysitter - Adventures in Babysitting Charity: Hearing Hea

Summary: The lads are back from an extended break to discuss Best and worst Vacations. They also announce this semester's new charity! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Lemonade Quote du Jour: Reporter - "Mr. Doyle how do you feel?" Dennis Doyle - *out breath* "How the fuck do you think I feel?!" Reporter - "What an Inspiration." Dennis Doyle and Reporter - Run, Fatboy, Run Charity: Hearing Health Foundation - https://hearinghealthfoundation.org/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast

Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 13, announce the new Honor Roll Member, and Zombie Game entries! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Bubbles, bubbly, and all the sparkles! Quote du Jour: Little Nicky - Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome! Little Nicky - Little Nicky Charity: Open Medicine Foundation - www.omf.ngo/ Links: Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/WatchYourMouthPodcast Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch Brought to you by KDC Productions, LLC

Summary: The lads reveal some of their morning routines. Weekdays versus Weekends. All involve morning Scotch. Kidding...Maybe. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: South Side - 2 oz. Gin - 1 oz. Lime Juice - 3/4 oz. Simple Syrup - Mint Leaves In a shaker muddle the mint with the lime juice and simple syrup. MUDDLE! Don't fucking destroy it like your smooshing a cup full of bugs. I know, great mental picture, huh? Add the gin and ice and shake it. Strain into a coupe glass, garnish with a sprig of mint, and enjoy. It's pretty fucking good, but a bit tart. So if you're not a fan of tart up the simple syrup/booze and cut the lime juice down a bit. Quote du Jour: Prince Akeem - Behold Semmi! Life, real life, a thing that we have been denied far to long! Good morning, my neighbors! Random Neighbor - Hey, fuck

Summary: The lads reveal some of their guilty pleasure foods. You know the ones that if other people knew you ate it, people would be disgusted by you, like human flesh...or Necco wafers. And don't forget to submit your Zombie Game responses! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Axe Murderer - 3/4 oz. Rum - 3/4 oz. Apple Juice - 3/4 oz. Gin - 1 splash Sprite or 7 Up - 1 splash Tequila - 1 splash Orange Liqueur - 1 splash Vodka - 1 splash Peach Liqueur - 1 splash Amaretto - 1 splash Grenadine It's as crazy as Michael Meyers! The slasher guy in the William Shatner mask or the super crazy one who played Austin Powers and married an Axe Murderer. Either one you want to identify with, this drink will knock you on your ass. Mix it like a Long Island Ice Tea and serve in an Old Fashioned glass. Good luck with this

Summary: The Lads discuss their "Nightmares" in this episode! Check out what ridiculous and weird shit sets them on edge... Also we hope for you to share your nightmares with us in the comments! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: El Bastardo - 5 oz Tequila - 3 oz Everclear - 4 oz Jack Daniels - 4 tblsp Tabasco sauce Mix all this crazy shit together in a blender or big mixing glass or bottle blender, whatever. After a short blend (about 30 seconds), fill a big mug about 3/4 full and start chuggin'. From what we hear, it will burn but that's just the Satan fire juice working its magic. Quote du Jour: Kumar Patel - So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail? George W. Bush - DUH! Kumar Patel - That's so hypocritical! George W. Bush - Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do yo