Watch Your Mouth Podcast

Summary: ***WARNING - Avengers Infinity War Spoilers at 42:20 - 47:20! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*** The Lads discuss Parties in this episode! How do you like to party down?? Make sure to listen in and share your party style with us! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Casino - 1 3/4 oz Gin - 3/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur - 2 dashes of Orange Bitters - 1/2 oz Lemon Juice Combine ingredients in a shaker and shake the hell out of it! Fine strain it into a cocktail glass... Coup Glass... Enjoy! Quote du Jour: Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse month. And the fact is, I've got forty strangers out in my living room and all I want to do is get some fucking sleep. Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch." Fr

Summary: Semester break coming up so that means ZOMBIE GAME!!! Listen up, comment, call us and share you way to escape impending horde! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer Time!!! This time we talk about the worst beers we have ever have... Quote du Jour: Kyle - No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass! Mr. Garrison - Kyle! Cartman - Why the fuck not? Mr. Garrison - Eric! Stan - Dude, you just said "fuck" again! Mr. Garrison: Stanley! Kenny - Fuck! Mr. Garrison - Kenny! Cartman - What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck. Kyle, Kenny, Stanley, Cartman, and Mr. Garrison - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. Charity: Open Medicine Foundation - www.omf.ngo/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wym

Summary: The lads have special guests in the studio for this episode! We get hear more about ME/CFS and its effects/life changes on those diagnosed with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis / Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. We also learn about being matched for our donation to the Open Medicine Foundation! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guests: Matt Tyler and Mary Gelpi Check out - https://25pillsaday.wordpress.com/ Cocktail du Jour: The Blinker -2 oz. Rye Whiskey - 1 oz. Grapefruit Juice -1/2 oz. Raspberry Syrup or Grenadine Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake hard -insert shake joke- and strain into a rocks glass. Easy and tasty! Quote du Jour: Jeff - Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant? Shiloh - BAHAHAHA! Stupid FUCKING idiot! Red-shirted ASS! You guys think you're so fucking co

Summary: The lads discuss some of the best sage-like advice they have received in their lives. You can be sure this shit will be applicable to many aspects of life. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Mary Pickford -2 oz. White Rum - 0.25 oz. Maraschino Liqueur - 1 oz. Pineapple Juice (Or Pineapple Soda if you want to get crazy) -0.25 oz. Grenadine Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice (sans the pineapple soda if you're using it. You shake that up it will blast all over the place like a fruit flavored bukkake) and shake hard -insert shake joke- and strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a pineapple wedge. Quote du Jour: Jim Young - You guys are the new blood, your going to go home with the khedive. You are the future big swinging dicks of this firm. Now you all look money hungry, and t

Summary: The lads discuss "Muffin Punching Moments"... Yeah listen in to find out what these moments are. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Jasmine - 1 1/2oz Gin - 1 oz Cointreau - 1/2 oz Campari - 3/4 fresh Lemon Juice Take all ingredients and pour into a shaker/mixer with ice. Then shake the SHIT out of it. Then Strain into a coup glass and garnish with a lemon twist. Quote du Jour: Brennan Huff - This house is a fucking prison! Dale Doback - On Planet Bullshit! Brennan Huff - In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks! Brennan Huff and Dale Doback - Step Brothers Charity: Open Medicine Foundation - www.omf.ngo/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast S

Summary: The lads opening up Semester 13 with a "Bringing it Back" while trying to recover from a Semester 12 hang-over! Also our new charity is announced!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Upbeet -3 1/2 oz Celeriac -2 oz Beetroot -3 1/2 oz Carrots -2 oz Radicchio -1 Apple -Ice Cubes Peel the celeriac, scrub the beetroot and carrots and cut them into sticks. Juice all the ingredients, then process the juice in a blender or food processor with a couple of ice cubes. Soooo if the hangover doesn't kill you first the upbeet might finish you off in the end from the sounds of it lol!!! Quote du Jour: [Monster slams into a concrete retaining wall] Earl Bassett - Stupid son-of-a-bitch, knocked itself cold! Valentine McKee - Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! *Fuck you!* Earl Bassett and Val

Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 12 in the same fashion they always do...by going over all the listener submitted content! And it's pretty fucking awesome! Thanks WYMPs!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne -Champagne That's it. Just a lot of it. Chill that shit, pop that shit, pour that shit, then drink that shit, and repeat that shit. Quote du Jour: Cam Brady - "I have the Faith in me! Mitch I can do this forever, These snakes love me!" *Snake bites Cam* Cam Brady - "Ahhh, God Damnit! Fuckin son of a fuck! AHHH the fucking cunt ass serpent bite me! Jam a lit sparkler up my dickhole, that is painful! Staple my tits to my balls and then do sit-ups, it hurts!" Church Personnel - "Sir! Words like that have never been spoken in this room!" Cam Brady - "But the fucker bite me! I am sorry, the s

Summary: The lads and certain ghost... talk about and share interviews with all the awesome peeps at Coast Con, this year they celebrated 41st convention! Listen in and check it out! Listen in and check it out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Haunted by Ghost Jess Cocktail du Jour: Martian Hardon Equal Parts - - Creme de Cacao - Melon Liquer - Bailey's Irish Cream This is a "layerd" drink so you layer it in order at Larry's Land Lock Yacht Club. So different gravities over the back of a spoon in a glass of your choice. Layered order - Creme of Cacao, Melon Liquer, and Bailey's Irish Cream... Also don't break Critter's Balls... Quote du Jour: The Big Guy - Don't fucking move! Paul - Alright, everybody be cool. Everybody just be cool. The Big Guy - I gotta say, I'm a little hurt Agent Zoil. Agent Zoil - He introduced

Summary: The lads discuss Life Hacks, the good ones and the sh*t ones... ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Green Eyes - 3/4 oz Melon Liquor - 1 oz Rum - 1/2 oz Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice - 1/2 oz Cream of Cocanut Mix all together ingredients in the glass and stir it a blend, thoroughly. Enjoy the coconut money shot! Quote du Jour: Jay - What? Go after the monkey? How the fuck do we know where that car's going? Silent Bob - *Woosh Noises* Jay - Don't just point like... *Jay gestures* Silent Bob - *Woosh Noises* Jay - Waa uhh... You gotta take a shit? No no no, you got to take a salad!?! Silent Bob - *Woosh Noises with emphasizes* Jay - The fuck are you trying to say? Silent Bob - *Woosh Noises with irratation* Jay - Just say it man. Don't Make me ask 20 questions. You can always tell that stupid Amy sto

Summary: The lads interview a return guest...Project Pat! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Project Pat Cocktail du Jour: Hollywood 1 1/2 oz. Vodka 1 1/2 oz. Raspberry Liqueur (Chambord...the Holy Hand Grenade) 1 oz. Triple Sec Splash of Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice Add all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake. It's okay to shake this more than twice. No one will say you're playing with it. Strain into a glass. Quote du Jour: Trish - [phone rings] Hello? Andy Stitzer - Hey, how you doing? Trish - Um... how you doing? Andy Stitzer - I'm well. Trish - Who is this? Andy Stitzer - This is... James. [hits himself with the phone] Trish - James? Do I know you, James? Andy Stitzer - [stammering] I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent. Trish - Are you a telemar

Summary: The lads are back from break with a Special Guest, Blake Simeon of Bonus Level Development! Listen in and find out what goes down! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Blake Simeon Cocktail du Jour: Toucan Sam 3/4oz Spiced Rum 3/4oz Triple sec 3/4oz Blue Curacao 3/4oz Coconut Rum Add all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake the shit out of it. Like it's a fucking maraca. Then strain into a hurricane glass with ice. Lace with grenadine. (Insert Howard Dean scream after sipping.) Quote du Jour: Interrogation Cop - Number 1, step forward. Hockney - Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker. Interrogation Cop - Number 2, step forward. McManus - Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh. Interrogation Cop - Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward. Fenster - [

Summary: The lads get ready for their semester break by doing their normal semester break thing...The Watch Your Mouth Zombie Game!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer of Choice This time we discuss some of our favorite trash beers. We talk about Schlitz, PBR, and Hamm's. What are some of your favorites? Quote du Jour: Dignam - [observing an exchange of microprocessors for money between Costello and Chinese triad members] This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place? Police Camera Tech - Who the fuck are you? Dignam - I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy. Dignam and The other guy - The Departed Charity: Camp Tiger - www.lsuhsc.edu/orgs/camptiger/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us

Summary: The lads talk about Valentine's Day and all that is good about this holiday (A first, we know)! Listen in and comment on our stories of VDs past. [DISCLAIMER - the WYM Crew does not have VDs] ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up a shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Gila Monster 1/2oz. Vodka 1/2oz. Gin 1/2oz. Rum 1/2oz. Triple Sec. Mix all in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake the mix thoroughly, then pour into a cocktail glass. Top with orange juice. Quote du Jour: Vincent - Want some bacon? Jules - No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent - Are you Jewish? Jules - Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent - Why not? Jules - Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent - Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules - Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wou

Summary: The lads talk about run-ins with the LAW! Who knows what these guys get into!?!? Listen and check it out! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Brain Fart (Party Punch) Quote du Jour: Jordan Belfort - "An "IPO" is initial public offering. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price and then sold the shares right back to our friends. The i... Look I know you your not really following what I am saying anyway. That's OK, it doesn't really matter. The real question was all this legal? Absolutely Fucking Not." Jordan Belfort - Wolf on Wallstreet Charity: Camp Tiger - www.lsuhsc.edu/orgs/camptiger/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – it

Summary: The lads talk about collecting this episode. What do you collect? They hope to hear about your collections via social media so share! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Baltic Murder Mystery 1oz. Creme de Cassis 1oz. Vodka Top with 7 Up (yours). Or Sprite. Whatever. Live your life. Pour the vodka and Creme de Cassis in a cocktail with ice. Top with your favorite citrus soda. If that;s too sweet, try soda water and add a slice of lemon. Sit back, enjoy, and ponder who murdered all those Lithuanian hookers.   Quote du Jour: Weasel - Wade... Vanessa loves you, she doesn't care what yooouu looouuugghhh. Oh..." Wade Wilson - Do you like what you see? Weasel - No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Wade Wilson - Yeah. Weasel - Not gently. Like it was hate-fuckin

Summary: The lads start up Semester 12 by talking about "Getting Lucky", yep that's right *wink, wink, nudge, nudge". So listen in to see how lucky they are! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Pick Me Up 7oz. of carrots 1 tart flavoured apple 1/2" in. piece of ginger root Cut in even size pieces then juice them together. Pour into glass over ice. ***DISCLAIMER - WE DO NOT JUICE*** Quote du Jour: James - "Fuck you! FUCK! COCK! Shit. Hey back off! Better get those tits out my face or I'll show you my tits..." Darnell - "What are you doing?" James - "Working on my trash talk. You know, get the respect from the other inmates." James and Darnell - Get Hard Charity: Camp Tiger - http://www.lsuhsc.edu/orgs/camptiger/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iT

Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 11 with reading through all the comments and posts the WYMPs shared over the semester, and cap it off with the fan submitted Zombie Game Responses. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne Pop that shit open and shake it up and spray it everywhere yelling "FARVA'S NUMBER ONE!! FARVA'S NUMBER ONE!" Quote du Jour: Rainbow Randolph - I walk in to a restaurant, Frank, ten guys reach for my hat. I stand up to take a piss, they clear the restroom. Do you know why, Frank? I'm RAINBOW FUCKING RANDOLPH! THAT'S WHY!! Rainbow Randolph - Death to Smoochy Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - afsp.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@

Summary: The lads are joined in the studio by Haggis Rampant!!! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest - Haggis Rampant Cocktail du Jour: Scotch + Water -Scotch -Dash of Water Add a drop/dash of water to your Scotch and enjoy. **DO NOT DROWN THE SCOTCH** Savages... Quote du Jour: Ari - You read the times huh? Eric - Nah. Ari - Do you read the New Republic? Eric - I've heard of it... Ari - Well I was reading that and it's interesting because. What it says is that you don't know what the fuck your talking about. Ari and Eric - Entourage Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - afsp.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podc

Summary: The lads talk discuss some of their more gluttonous fat ass moments. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Milk Punch -2 oz. Cognac -4 oz. Milk -0.5 oz. Simple Syrup (made with brown sugar) Add all ingredients in a shaker and shake without ice for about 15 seconds. Add ice and shake again. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with nutmeg. Quote du Jour: Captain of FCC Search and Destroy Vessel - "Here at the FCC it our job to eliminate illegal radio stations and inappropriate language." Captain's Son - "Yeah well uh, Thanks alot for the fucking back story." Captain of FCC Search and Destroy Vessel - You watch your fucking mouth!" Captain and Captain's son of FCC Search and Destroy Vessel - Sealab 2021 Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - afsp.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.c

Summary: The lads talk about some of their more epic fails. Turns out there were a lot of them. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Monkey Gland -2 oz. Gin -1 barspoon of Absinthe -1 oz. Orange Juice -0.5 oz. Grenadine Add all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake it hard as shit and then strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with an orange twist. Quote du Jour: Vincent Hanna - [to Albert] Don't waste my motherfucking time! Vincent Hanna - HEAT Charity: American Foundation for Suicide Prevention - afsp.org/ Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast