Watch Your Mouth Podcast

In Studio: Ken Dan Spencer Paul Michael Description: A while back, we made our first attempt at recording episode 11, and, well... remember that scene where Ripley finds her deformed clone? Well, we took the proverbial flame thrower to it, but still managed to salvage the good bits, submitted here for your approval.

In the Studio Today: Dan Spencer Paul Michael John G. Summary: This episode includes are favorite filthy mouthed comedians. Dan's Arcade covers movies you can watch over and over again. Also STAR WARS the Force Awakens hit's the theaters (SPOILER FREE). Sisters also Alvin and the Chipmunks debut. Also an Under the Hood segment with Paul and Spencer explain what the difference gasoline ratings. Cocktail(s) du Jour: Yoda Swamp Mojito- 2 oz Light Rum .5 oz Peppermint Schnapps .5 oz Lime Vodka .5 Lime 12 Mint Leaves 3 oz Club Soda 2 tsp Sugar How to make a Yoda Swamp Mojito In a cocktail shaker Muddle the Lime, Sugar and Mint leaves. Then add Light rum, Peppermint schnapps and lime vodka. Shake until cool. Pour into your cocktail glass and top with Club Soda. http://www.drinklab.org/yoda-swamp-mojito/ Quote du Jour: "I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!" - Banky Edwards, Chasing Amy Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Michael Chris "Critter" Spears Summary: Stay out of the goddamn stores... "the Purge" is real! The lads discuss the confusing nature of Black Friday deals, their strangest dreams, and Ryan enlightens us on the beautiful simplicity of "put it in a bowl." Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. The Black Friday In a glass with ice: - 1/2 bourbon - 1/2 ginger ale - garnish with lime Chug, spike on the floor, and get in on that Best Buy mosh pit. 2. Some other holiday thing Ryan found In a (nicer) glass with ice: - 1/2 Apple cider - 1/2 Honey Jack Daniels Sip quietly whilst listening to jazz piano, comforted by your decision to shop online like a civilized human being. Quote du Jour: "A rich man gets of work, THEN buys a stereo... not after fuckin' BRUNCH!" - Mooj (who has a FUCKIN' BROOKLYN ACCENT, OK?!?!), the 40 Year-Old Virgin Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Spencer Little John Summary: Bow your heads and be reverent for fuck sake! The lads discuss Thanksgiving fare, Spencer recaps his visit to the track, and Dan raves about Jessica Jones. Cocktail du Jour: Harvest Punch (buckle up... this will wreck you) In a large bowl or pitcher: - 1 cup chai tea - 1/4 cup sugar - 1 cup apple cider (alcoholic cider if you're feeling extra crazy) - 1 cup bourbon - juice of 3-4 limes Take a few sips to help pre-game for that conversation with uncle Gary about how "THIS COUNTRY's GOIN' TO SHIT!" Quote du Jour: "MOther fuckin, titty-suckin', two-balled BITCH!" - Agent Zoil, Paul Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Ryan Summary: Hoth and bothered. The lads discuss Star Wars: Battlefront, "fat hacks," and Dan's equinophobia (Google it). Cocktail du Jour: The Toasted Almond. In a glass w/ ice, equal parts: - Kaluha - Amaretto - cream (whipping cream, half and half, your call) Quote du Jour: "How do you say 'mother fucker' in Spanish?" - Slammin' Cleon Salmon, The Slammin' Salmon Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Spencer Michael John Summary: Dan has taken over! Gaming, gaming, and more gaming! We are venturing back into games of old that continue to come back year after year. Are the games still great or just a sequel with a few crappy features.... Cocktail du Jour: The Fatman. In a Mason Jar: Ingredients: ¾ shot Spiced Rum ¼ shot Cinnamon Whiskey 1 shot Vanilla Vodka 6 shots Dr. Pepper Directions: Pour the Dr. Pepper in a highball glass and mix in the shot of vanilla vodka. Pour the spiced rum and cinnamon whiskey into a shot glass. Make sure bystanders are out of blast radius and deploy the fat man (er, drop the shot into the highball glass). Consume and make sure to find some Rad Away, quick! Speaking of Rad Away, you might be able to find a homemade recipe on this site soon… http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/738780383/fat-man-fallout-3-cocktail-ingredients-%C2%BE-shot Quote du Jour: Alex: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half ho

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Ryan Summary: Live and let shut the fuck up: In anticipation of the new 007 film, the lads talk Bond: the gadgets, the cars, the drink, and the lore. Cocktail du Jour: The Vesper. In a deep champagne goblet: “Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?” - Casino Royale. Quote du Jour: Lana: "Where the FUCK are you going?" Archer: "To get my turtleneck. I'm not diffusing a bomb in THIS!" - Archer and Lana; Archer Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Summary: Remember, remember! The lads discuss Guy Fawke's day, V for Vendetta, and Michael offers some bonfire safety tips (like, say, filling a backpack sprayer with goddamn diesel!). Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. The Molotov Cocktail (NOT that one): in a shot glass... - 1 shot of Russian vodka - float 151 - ignite - extinguish (do NOT skip this step) - sterilize your innards 2. The Montecristo - rim a coffee glass with sugar - 1 pt Kahlua - 1 pt triple sec - 1 cup of coffee - top with whipped cream, chocolate shavings, and orange zezt Quote du Jour: "Yeah, I'll have a pint of fuck right off and die, you miserable fucking tosser. Do they do that here?" - Jamie McDonald, The Thick of It Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Jess Ryan John G. Summary: It's the Halloween special! The crew discusses the highs and lows of candy, shows their ages with remembering childhood specials, and John introduces us to the world of tabletop gaming. Cocktail du Jour- The Halloween cocktail: - 1 part Triple Sec - 2 parts OJ - Combine in a glass with ice - float 1 part blackened vodka Quote du Jour: "It's 4:00 in the FUCKING morning!" "It's Saturday!" "No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday, and I've got to go to fucking work in 4 FUCKING hours, 'cos every fucker in the FUCKING department is fucking ill! Now, can you see why I'm so FUCKING angry?!" - Pete and Shaun, Shaun of the Dead Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Jess Ryan Summary: The crew discusses the "Back to the Future" anniversary: trivia, memorable moments, and general nostalgia. Also, Ken glosses over how those "We Buy Houses" businesses work. Cocktail du Jour - 1.21 GigaWatts ("Jigawatts"): Cocktail version: - 1/2 part blue curacao - 1 part tequila - 1 part coconut rum Put everything over ice and top off w/ Sprite Shot version: Equal parts - Hypnotiq - Raspberry Vodka - 1-3 drops grenadine Mix ingredients in shot glass. Drop shot glass into pint glass half-filled with Red Bull. Chug. Pick 3 greek letters and yell them... loudly Quote du Jour: "To me it's all just a bit. Like when Bugs Bunny fucks with the Opera Singer for 20 minutes." - Rick of "Rick and Morty" Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Jess Ryan Summary: The crew discusses all things arcades: favorite games, frustrations, and current/upcoming movies. Also, Ken rants about chipper office folk Cocktail du Jour - Dr. Meyers?: - 1 part Meyer's Rum - 2 parts Dr. Thunder (yes, the Dr. Pepper knock-off) - shame mix in glass with ice... oh, who the fuck are we kidding? Drink from an old Mardi Gras cup. Whatever. Quote du Jour: "Fuck Billy Mitchell." - Us, because fuck him. Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Summary: The lads discuss annoying Facebook trends, and Michael reviews the new Mad Max game Cocktail du Jour - Grasshopper: Equal parts: - cream - green creme de menthe - white creme de cacao put in glass over ice. Quote du Jour: "Thanks alot, you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass." - John Spartan, Demolition Man Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Ryan Jess Summary: The crew discusses "As seen on TV" products, as well as continuing down the list of unfortunate movie remakes. Cocktail du Jour: Moscow Mule: - Vodka - Ginger Beer - Squeeze of lime Fill copper cup w/ ice; Squeeze lime; top off w/ ginger beer Quote du Jour: "Why don't you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" - Doc (AKA "FuckAss"), Boondock Saints Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

WYM Zombie Game Ep. 4 by WYM Crew

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Michael Spencer Ryan Jess Summary: The crew discusses films that are being remade (and probably shouldn't). Also, the responses to the Zombie Game, part IV are recorded (will post next week) Cocktail du Jour: SrirachaCHA: - Vodka - Cilantro-infused simple syrup (or fuckin dish soap if you have the gene) - Sriracha to taste - red jalapeno - lime slice Muddle the pepper and lime in the S.S; add 1.5-2 oz of vodka; top off w/ club soda Quote du Jour: "Shut that cunt's mouth, or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head!" - Parker, "Way of the Gun" Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Spencer Ryan B. Summary: The lads discuss Banner ads, Ken (eventually) describes how to smoke a pork shoulder, and everyone reveals movie titles that they're too ashamed to admit they HAVEN'T seen yet. Cocktail du Jour: Marshmallow Pinterest Bullshit Shot: - Vanilla vodka - Chocolate liqueur - Half and Half - Rim with Graham crackers Quote du Jour: "You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no FUCKIN' TEETH!" - Tucker McElroy, Blues Brothers Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Spencer Ryan B. Summary: The lads discuss their most liked voice actors, favorite fictional space vehicles, and... uh... duck mating. Cocktail du Jour: Long Island Iced Tea: Equal parts: - Vodka - Tequila - Rum - Gin - Triple Sec - 1/2 part Sour Mix - Add cola for color - Variation: "Walk Me Down/Motorcycle Club (state depending)" - substitute Triple Sec for Blue Curacao Quote du Jour: "'PC Load Letter...?' What the FUCK does that mean?!" - Michael Bolton, Office Space Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Michael Ken Spencer Ryan B. Summary: The lads discuss their most liked/disliked villains from various media, add a few more "gum tracks" to the list, and Spencer serenades the studio. Cocktail du Jour: Cinnamon Toast Crunch: - Fireball Whiskey - Rum Chatta - Pick a ratio. This is fool-proof Quote du Jour: "You COCKSUCKER! YOU don't give a shit, I've been sittin' around gettin' sick of your attitude, ya FUCKER! Ya FUCKIN' BIIITCH!!" - Jack Black: Tenacious D Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Michael Ken Spencer Ryan B. Summary: The lads discuss the dismal flop of the new "Fantastic 4" movie, Ken rants about modern day sport/luxury cars, and Michael discusses a shottie that caught his eye. Cocktail du Jour: New Orleans Sunrise: - 1.75 shot vodka - 0.75 shot Triple Sec - 0.25 each of the following: - OJ, - Cran J - Pine J - sugar rim - garnish w/ orange and sliced cherry - serve in martini glass Quote du Jour: "Ma, the meatloaf! FUCK!!" - Chazz Reinhold, The Wedding Crashers Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Spencer Summary: The lads hit the big 1-0! One more night of foul-mouthed philanthropy for Heifer International, as well as discussions of the new "Deadpool" trailer, getting under the hood, foreign words that out-do English, and irrational fears. Stick around after the show to hear our pre-show lagniappe! Cocktail du Jour: Goombay Smash Quote du Jour: George Nada (Roddy Piper - R.I.P.) - They Live Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"