The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

Welcome to the first of the epic finale of this season of the FORMAL GAMER PODCAST. I'm sorry I shouted, but it's very exciting. Methuzala, Arook, Fickle and Bernum (and Tully) have summited the Kobold pyramid, and find themselves in the middle of an all out war. How will the fearsome foursome deal with this. And really the question we're all asking is...will anyone betray anyone? Well there is only one way to find out...   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you. We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

Things get a little bit vertical this week. Our four "heroes" have got to try and find the 3 remaining Moon Cracks, and escape a Kobold Pyramid, and avoid the war between Gnolls and Kobolds. So just another easy day at the office for these guys.   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you. We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

We have Mirror Images, Moon Craics, Arook the Orc and much more nonsense. Will the Formal Gamer crew be able to deal with the Kobold's at last?  Also they have a lot of Crystals to sort out. No one knows what they do, but they seem to be immensely powerful.   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you. We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

So Aruk (played by the mecurial Robin) has decided to go off with the children that our "heroes" rescued from this Kobold temple. Obviously his aim is to keep these children safe, making sure that they are not left alone and out in the wilderness where anyone could capture them. He is essentially...and Orc Au Pair.    Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you. We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

The heroes have got big decisions to make, and a BBEG to meet...also they've got to try and undermine the DM's plans and make jokes about it. Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you. We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

  A new crew has emerged. Well it's the same crew and Aruk, but that's exciting. Finally united in common purpose they are surely now going to put an end to all these Kobold shenanigans. I mean what are the chances that they immedieately fallout with each other and ruin the whole thing? Surely that can't happen.   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you. We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

So there is something afoot...Kobolds and Orcs are planning something awful. And our crew is planning to disrupt it...unfortunately there might be too many moving parts for any of their plans to work. Is there any way for these guys to enter this evil pyramid, that is filled with Kobolds and Orcs, and get out alive?   We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

We open the door...who is behind the door? Well you can find out at the very start of this episode. Methuzala, Fickle and Bernum are finally getting on with the quest, so what could come and de-rail them now.   We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

There is some awkward unity this week. It's tense, and weird, but that's par for the course. The gang have come up with a plan, and by jove it might actually work. That's if none of them ruin it. And what are the chances of one of these geniuses completely ruining a plan they spent ages arranging?    We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Also check out Dragonmeet for more details of where you can come and see us doing some live shenanigans. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

We all know the machines will one day rise against us. Luckily for humanity it's saviors won't be Fickle, Methuzala and Bernum. Because this week a machine gives them too much trouble... We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga. If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.  Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com

  This week the newly married couple have got to deal with the potentially explosive temper of Bernum. He needs to be treated with kid gloves, otherwise he is likely to go all punchy on people. And that doesn't end well. Luckily something rocks up that is a pretty major distraction for the monks, and the rest of the party.   That podcast I mentioned in the intro is here. It's tough starting a show. So give them some love.    We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com 

This weeks episode starts weird. Gets weirder. Then more normal for a bit. Then weird again. A classic story telling arc. I don't want to ruin anything, but one of the players comes up with a great plan to protect themselves from danger. So good that no one else in the room knew what was going on. But it is undoubtedly brilliant.   If you want to hear me and Jules playing Philosopher Thieves in a DnD podcast then check out the guys at Wizards on the Wynd.  Part 1 Part 2  We are also introducing a new player this season, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

So there is a room of poo. And a load of Orcs. And some sort of temple. There is only one logical response to this. Hi-jinks. Let us get up to some classic Formal Gamer nonsense, with bad plans, bad rolls and bad guys.     Also if you want to hear me and Jules playing Philosopher Thieves in a DnD podcast then check out the guys at Wizards on the Wynd.  Part 1 Part 2   Kai did a fantastic job DMing me and Jules at last years Dragonmeet, and you may remember his appearance on the show from the Squireks episode, where he played a gentleman Tabaxi.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.  

Fickle, Methuzala and Bernum are really reaching some new levels of darkness this week. Even for these three we are getting to some dark places. Hopefully the threat of their untimely demise will finally unite them against a common foe. Hopefully...   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

This pyramid needs investigating. And the gang know just how to do that. They need to bicker, come up with convoluted plans and get distracted. Which is a relief because that's all they are good for anyway. So lets see if Methuzala, Bernum and Fickle can hold it together for one more week.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

How dare Kobolds try and catch butterflies...we'll teach them a real lesson. And then we'll see what the hell is going on with this pyramid...There is a lot of intrigue, and maybe our players can stop trying to backbite each other just for a moment and investigate it.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

The guys are getting weird. There's a gnoll situation in the background that no-one is really wanting to talk about.  There's a blue light that no-one wants to go near. And then there are the bugs...   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Edmonds. Gallagher. Coward.  We're meeting some Gnolls. And it is getting tense. If Gnolls are famed for being tricky, manipulative and vicious then they are in for a shock when they meet this bunch of reprobates.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.        Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

So things are getting awkward.  People are very distrusting of each other in the group. Both characters and players.  And it is making for a brilliant atmosphere of back biting and back stabbing.  And maybe some enemy stabbing if it comes to it.  You never know.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.        If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

So hoping that the world hasn't imploded while I've been away this week you get some good old fashioned inter-party mayhem and an old friend returns from the darkness.  It has been too long.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.        If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.