The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

There is cake this week.  A lovely slice of cake. And a terrifying elderly woman.  But cake.  So will Bernum, Methuzala and Fickle be able to hold it all together in order to get themselves a piece? Or will the fragile peace between them be broken completely.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.        If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Bernum caught a Kobold. Like actually caught him. In midflight. So what the hell is going to happen there? And how will Methuzala and Fickle help fight off these cunning creatures and their mighty Orc master? And what is going on? Maybe they should just run away from the whole campaign, just to see how the DM reacts.   Here is the link for the Formal Gamer Survey. Vote for what you want to hear next season.     We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.        If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Bernum, Fickle and Methuzala are trying to hide, but they are not exactly masters of subtlety. Will they be able to escape this Dragonborn town without losing their lives...or their lifeforce?  And what about the Great Orc they spotted earlier, where is that beast now?     Here is the link for the Formal Gamer Survey. Vote for what you want to hear next season.     We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.        If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

  Our heroes are still pretty much stuck, and half concscious, at the start of this episode.  But things are about to go down, and get crazy quickly.  We'll learn that when the going gets tough these guys get weird.  What did you expect?  Proper heroes doing heroic stuff?  That's not the Formal Gamer, and you know it.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.         If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

The start of Season 8.  There is no Robin.  He is actually gone.  For a bit.  He will be back.  He's got a lot of stories to finish.  Which we will finish we promise.     So onto this episode you will meet Fickle the Bard, Bernum the Monk and Methuzala the mysterious.  And DM Bu will introduce you to the town of Dulasar, where strange forces are causing some serious chaos.   We are also introducing a new player, Mira Manga.  If you want to hear more from Mira you can check her out on her own show Girls On Tour Podcast.     Also here are the links for Arclands which I plugged in the intro.  Their Wattpad and the Wikia.  Check it out.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

The season seven finale...and things are getting intense  There's a giant monster about to kill everyone.  And Dante may have ordered the monster to kill Soom-Ra.  And Grot is on his own.  And Soom-Ra is low on hitpoints.  And Bob is out there somewhere alone and confused.  How on earth will we wrap all this up in one episode.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Things are getting more than tense this week. The Callycoo is running amok amonst the villagers, and Grot, Dante and Soom-Ra must put their differences aside to deal with this.  Well not Grot so much.  Can Dante trust Soom-Ra.  Probably.  But can Soom-Ra trust Dante?  Now that is a much more complicated question.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Dante, Grot and Soom-Ra are in some trouble.  And not exactly united as a team right now.  There have been some interesting division develop.  Will they be able to hold it together as they clash with the great Vryloka, Mikola of Herlev?  Or will they fall into petty squabbles and back biting.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

There is a big secret in this weeks episode.  You listeners can all hear it.  But if you see Dante and Soom-Ra trying to listen to the podcast you have my permission to rip of their headphones, and roll some initiative on them.  That is the DM's promise.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

What evil operations will Grot, Dante and Soom-Ra discover in this week's episode?  A room where fairies wings are pulled off?  A machine to squelch up Puppies into Puppyade for youngsters to drink?  A d20 that never rolls above a 15?  Who knows?  Well you will after you listen.  Obviously.     If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

After meeting King Uxhe and working out some sort of deal (and getting some presents) Dante, Grot and Soom Ra need to get onto Mikola's tail again.  Will they discover what dastardly dealings he does under his plantation?     If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

When Grot and Soom-Ra stumbled in the kingdom of the Duergar they probably didn't know what they were getting themselves into.  And how will Dante cope?  No darkvision.  No weapons.  No friends.  Surely nothing can go wrong.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Have you ever wanted to hear a podcast based around a great door?  No!  Well you're about to.  It's the best door based episode we have ever recorded.  This is a great door.  The greatest door?  Maybe.  That's not for me to say.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

The first rule of DnD is never split the party...we have broken that rule.  This episode we get the party back together.  Thank Bahamut.  Once the three heroes/villains are reunited what chaos will the create in the caverns?   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

After Grot's heroics last week we'll see how Soom-Ra and Dante deal with the barbaric dwarf and half-orc miners who have been sent to track them down.  Will they be able to deal with them and find out why these workers have gone so crazy.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Grot, Dante and Soom-Ra are heading up the mountain.  What dangers will they face?  The danger of their own incompotence, mainly.   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Indecisions indecisions.  Grot, Dante and Sot Rue are going to try to make an actual plan of action.  And you get to listen to it go exactly as they plan.  With no annoying of the locals, antagonising each other, or generally causing chaos...   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

Soom-Ra, Dante and Grot are in full on detective mode trying to find what darkness taints the plantation in Herlev.  Will they have the social skills to get the answers they want?  Or will they just make enemies everywhere they go?     If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

  Grot, Dante and Soom-ra are on the trail of cursed Vrylokas...but first they have to get some simple logistics out the way.  And if there is anything that trips up a DnD quest better than a beholder in the bathroom it is organising the party to get stuff done without being run out of town...   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.

We return to the dark adventures of Grot and Dante.  With their list of Vryloka they are going to track down the foul creatures and exact their vengeance.  But Dante must be careful.  His dark soul and lust for flesh are going to attract attention.  Will they be able to uncover what secret lies behind the Plantation?   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com    Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us.