The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

Grot and Dante make their way into the Hotel and start to see the evil inside, and they begin to try and unravel the mysteries that are inside.  Obviously they cause some chaos as well on the way.  If you're not causing the chaos what is the point? If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

So we are on our second episode and Dante and Grot are already in combat, our new streamlines combat...hopefully.   Will Dante and Grot be able to get through this campaign without fighting everyone they meet?  Who knows?   If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

Dante and Grot are back, and this time it's getting dark and evil.  The troubled twosome have decided to track down and investigate the evil cult known as The Vryloka, and with some thin leads to go on their journey leads them into the deepest parts of the Sohu Peninsula. Apart from that... You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter. Enjoy the episode

And we come to a slightly premature finale, with Porcho being stuck in Brazil, or at least the player is, we have decided to wrap this season up temporarily, and this is the culmination of Part 1 of the adventures in Seathwaite.  But definitely Porcho, Honey and Titus will be back later.  This episode sees Titus embracing his new anger, and going crazy, and making some very poor life decisions. If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

We have the return of Titus but this week no Porcho.  Some big announcements are coming soon, so like a chocolate covered halfling I'll keep this short and sweet. If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

With the death of Titus still hanging grimly in the air Porcho and Honey have been living the lives of action stars.  Explosions, tornadoes and kidnapping.  What more could they do?  Well this week they see if they can get their target from the bottom of the well they got him stuck in, and try to return him to the casino.  While Titus sits and listens to us. If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. And we now have subreddit as well for those redditors amongst us. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

The terrible trio are down to the dreadful duo.  Titus is no more, he's gone, he's kaput, he has shuffled off this mortal coil, he is a dead cleric.  But the mission is not over, to be fair it's not really begun, as Honey and Porcho still don't really know what is going on.  But they think that they have a lead in the case of the mad bomber, Fuse, and they are going to try and extract him from this crazy cathedral, come hell or high water. Apart from that... You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter. Enjoy the episode

We find Titus in a temple trying to keep his mind together, which is obviously one of the biggest challenges he's had to face so far.  While Honey is in a bit of a pickle, and has got to try and not upset the group of monks taking her hostage, which is obviously one of the biggest challenges she's had to face so far.  And then Porch has got to try and act like a normal person for at least 10 minutes, which is obviously one of the biggest challenges he's had to face so far.  So this episode proved a challenge to everyone, and not everyone managed to rise to that challenge. Apart from that... You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter. Enjoy the episode

All that monk inside your trunk.  With Porcho causing chaos inside the temple will Titus be able to cope all on his lonesome?  And what on earth is Honey Nightshade going to do when she is left to roam the city?  Will she just cause chaos?  It's certainly a possibility. If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

Full of energy and renewed hope the gang have a lead on where to find....THE FUSE!  And it's going to take them into the heart of the religious group The Cleanse.  Can Honey, Titus and Porcho convince them that they truly are puritanical?  Surely not.... If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

Things are getting close to the igniting, danger lurks around every corner, and our three heroes are unaware of any of it.  Honey, Porcho and Titus must make good decisions and not say anything stupid.  So this is going to be the most difficult episode so far. If you want to buy a badge or T-shirt you can check out our tiny store at Zazzle. Maps and art at the FormalGamer.com   Facebook and Twitter if you want to contact us. Enjoy the episode

Honey Nightshade is going dogging, and if you don't know what that means then you are a better person than I am (well done).  Honey has got herself into a ridiculous situation, and only a pack of hounds will help her out.  All the while Porcho and Titus try their hardest not to cause too much chaos. Apart from that... You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter. Enjoy the episode

The bright lights, the gambling, the drinking...what could possibly go wrong when our three party crashers turn up at a mafia run casino seeking answers, and also looking for trouble?  Well it turns out there are plenty of distractions, and the group soon find themselves all over the place.  Idiots. As always if you go to FormalGamer.com you can find all our Art and Maps.  But if you just want to get in contact check out our  Facebook and Twitter.

Our troublesome threesome have caused all sorts of bother for the one man who was actually willing to help them.  Though for once it does seem like their behaviour might be, sort of, justified.  Even if they only ever do the right thing for the wrong reasons.  How could this possibly go wrong. As always if you go to FormalGamer.com you can find all our Art and Maps.  But if you just want to get in contact check out our  Facebook and Twitter.

After a meeting of minds this week we have a late night rendezvous which changes the context of Torres' mansion completely.  The fearsome threesome must now decide what to do with the offer they have been made, and how they can clear their names completely without getting into more trouble. Apart from that... You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter. Enjoy the episode

A moments peace at last.  Porcho, Honey and Titus have some peace at last, and for some reason the only place they feel safe is in the creepy creepy house.  So as they learn more about their host Torres, and meet some special guests, we learn more about the whole mystery in Seathwaite. You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

Now that the group has a pet dog it seems that everything is set for a bright and sunny future.  Except for all the various people who are hunting them down in an attempt to throw them in jail or just slit their throats.  So it's the same as before, but now with an aquatic dog.  So it is definitely better. Apart from that...You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

Boat Combat.  What an exciting moment.  We could have been wrestling pirates off the side of a three mast galleon, or shooting down river rapids trying to kill demon eagles, but no.  We are fighting on very slow moving barges, against yet another faction in the city of Seathwaite.  Just in case not everyone hated us.   Check out the Pixel Centaur.Apart from that...You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

We are barging about causing some hassle this week, trying to get to some sort of sanctuary at last.  And of course such relaxing times as punting down a canal must come to an end, and unfortunately we get to see if Porcho, Honey and Titus have had any time to practice their diplomacy skills. When you've finished listening to this work of art then head over to our new show. THE PIXEL CENTAUR It's our attempt to take over the arena of Video Games Podcasts as well as dominating the DnD market...well sort of.

FINALLY we are coming to an end of the interminable battle of the run down inn.  Porcho, Honey and Titus can move onto to a different part of their mission.  Trying to meet this leader of the Elves....Torres.  Will he be friend or foe?  Or will he try to be a friend and our intrepid adventurers will try and explode him? Exciting new Podcast fans.  We are launching a sister show to the Formal Gamer.  This one is about video games.  So if you want to hear us discuss gaming tropes, design our ideal game, and battle in video games quizes then next Tuesday we will launch the Pixel Centaur. Apart from that... You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode