The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

So we are still dealing with Titus' complete meltdown, and things go from bad to worse to very confusing.  Especially as one of the part (Porcho) comes up with some bizarre plans to deal with this situation. Including one of the greatest bluff attempts of all time, you'll know it when you hear it. As always you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com 

Titus, Porcho and Honey have got themselves into a bigger pickle than usual.  After Titus' unexpectedly violent outburst last week they now have a group of city guards bearing down on them, which is literally the last thing that they want.  So what will our intrepid explorers do to get out of this situation? You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

Welcome to 2016 with a slightly late Formal Gamer Podcast.  Honey is ready for bed, but luckily rather than boring dreams about seeing your boss naked she has exciting dreams about the future of her adventures in Seathwaite.  While Porcho is being his usual mysterious self, Titus starts to have some sort of relapse... As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

Merry Day After Christmas, Honey, Porcho and Titus are looking for somewhere to lay their heads, and if only there was an Inn with some space.  Unfortunately Honey doesn't giver birth to a blessed child, but they do find an interesting Inn, and have some trouble getting in as well.

Our heroes seem to have some direction to move in now, and they are heading through the streets of Seathwaite looking for some Sanctuary, what they will find out on the mean streets is anyone's guess.  Also Porcho put his clothes back on, that was for the best of all people. You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

We ended last episode on one hell of a cliff hanger, Porcho had botched throwing a molotov cocktail... on top of a roof... surrounded by guards and rebels.  So what on earth could go wrong? You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

A little bit of peace at last, after crossing the pipe from Festival Island our heroes feel like they may have finally evaded the town guards.  Can Honey, Titus and Porcho get out of the city without causing chaos, death and destruction. As always you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com 

Porcho, Honey and Titus are going to try and make a smooth getaway, this seems to be an easy thing to do.  Surely no ill can befall our party, they simply have to work together, not fall out over little issues, and not make any stupid mistakes.   You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

Well the last episode ended with one hell of a bang, and this one starts with some chaos and confusion, the pace was slow before but like a sprinter these guys have to get away on the B  of Boom.  Unfortunately they are hanging out with Porcho, who doesn't know the meaning of the words "hurry" and "emergency". As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

The competition is over, and Porcho and Titus have emerged as victors, even if Titus is a slightly smelly winner.  Where does this leave the irritating pixie Honey going to fit into this plan?  And what reward will Titus and Porch or receive?  Only you can find out...well you and anyone else who listens to this episode.  Or asks me in the street. As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

The competition is afoot.  Who will win?  Porcho and Titus, the odd couple of laid back acrobat and stuck up cleric?  Or maybe Honey and some monk guy?  Tug-of-war or King of the Hill?  Trump or Clinton?  At least two of these questions are answered this week.  Also there is the threat of falling in poo, what an audio treat. As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

We are ready for some Tag Team action today...but with three players.  Which two will be the Legion of Doom, and who will be left like the gooseberry at the fun fruit party?  I have no idea why a gooseberry is always left out, probably because they're so bitter.  This has become too fruit based.  So don't worry the episode has Orcs, juggling and crazy action.   You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

Welcome to the 2nd episode of Season 4.  Our three "heroes" start their journey towards the festivals heart, to take part in the cities grand competition.  On the way they'll take in the sights and sounds of the great city of Seathwaite.  And it is as always ridiculous and hilarious. You can find all our stuff at FormalGamer.com As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.Enjoy the episode

We're back with Season 4.  Jules has taken over the reigns as DM and we have three new characters to meet today.  We're introduced to our new setting, the city of Seathwaite, and we start to have a bit of a party.  Obviously dice are rolled, and chaos occurs. You can find all the new art on the FormalGamer.com  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter. Enjoy the episode

So we have finally reached 100 episodes.  What an incredible way to spend the finite number of years we have on this planet.  This episode recounts the history of our world, the geography of our world, and finally we actually use our real names on the podcast.  Exciting.   Also this episode is the perfect jumping in point for new listeners.  We recount the story so far, and let people know what is the state of play as we head into our fourth season. Enjoy, and Season 4 will start next week.

This is it, the finale that everyone has been waiting for.  Javor and Thorodin are in the middle of a crazy battle, in a house surrounded by guards, and everyone thinks that they are the bad guys.  So this could go very wrong indeed.  This episode was part of an extremely long episode so we have split it in half, and thus this episode starts with little intro and we head straight into the action. As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

We got too excited, and this one session turned into a 2 1/2 hour epic.  So with some fancy editting, a lot of caffeine, and one very annoyed girlfriend I present PART 1 of the Formal Gamer Season 3 Finale.  Javor and Thorodin are holed up with their hostage, ready to deal out some punishment to those responsible....and it turns out that they are not nearly as smart as they thought they were.   As always you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

The penultimate episode of Season 3, and Javor and Thorodin finally enact their ridiculous plan.  Surely nothing can go wrong?  Javor just has to knock out an actor in a play, sort of seduce a duchess, and then him and Thorodin have to escape without being seen.  Surely this will work. Don't forget you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

It's the opening night of the play.  And Javor has to decide what's more important, the play or the plan. While Thorodin has to try and keep things running along smoothly.  Don't forget you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

Javor and Thorodin are getting dangerously close to actually achieving something.  They might actually be able to pull of this ridiculous scheme, if only they can get all the pieces to fall into place.  So with Javor's silver tongue, and Thorodin's....bear skills (I guess) they try to get this plan into some sort of order.  Don't forget you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com