The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

On this episode Javor gets in a box.  And he wont get out.  Why should he?  He has rights, doesn't he?  Unfortunately the DM has to deal with this nonsense, while Thorodin goes off on his own, and causes extra chaos to make the DM pull his hair out. Don't forget you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

Javor and Thorodin are going to the theatre.  They are going to try and set up their plan to kill Von Puntz.  However the theatre is full of distractions, including a baffling interlude with a highly sexually charged young lady.  Things are going to get awkward. Don't forget you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

Thorodin and Javor have finally realised that they have a quest that they need to be getting on with.  So they meet up with their new assassin pals to do some plotting and planning.  They also push the DM to his limit with their ridiculous demands. Don't forget you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

We're still fighting these damned dwarves, and it's getting tense.  Thorodin has fallen off the tower, and one of the dwarves is now hanging by his fingertips over the edge...the only thing that could make this any more nerve wracking would be a lunatic with a flute stomping about and causing chaos. Don't forget you can always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

Javor and Thorodin have got themselves ready for the Marshall Tournament Final, and they are taking on two dwarves.  Two Dwarves who look pretty up for the fight.  But surely with the power of Alistair the Bear and Javor's Incredible Flute Power.  Also with last weeks episode ending with the most juvenile of shit kicking these dwarves are out for revenge. So enjoy the episode and you can check it out at FormalGamer.com 

It's the episode that everyone has been waiting for...the poetry competition.  Who hasn't wanted to hear the beautiful words of Javor the Bard?  I know I have.  Also Thorodin is his usual, blustering self, and chaos ensues.   As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com

This week we have some combat, a rarity for this campaign, and it is going well...so far.  Javor and Thorodin have fought off a wave of Goblin Skeletons and are now awaiting an attack from a Minotaur Skeleton.  What could possibly go wrong....well you'll see actually. Also hello to all the new users who have just discovered the podcast.  And you can always find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

Javor and Thorodin are blundering there way towards the Martial Competition, and as always they don't have a great plan.  In fact there common method is to make it up as they go along.   Also hello to all the new users who have just discovered the podcast.   And you can always find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

Let us get down to some Bear on Human/Dwarf/Anyone Arm Wrestling action.  And to boot this is a drinking competition.  So the DM has to work out how a bear will drink, and arm wrestle.  We don't make his life easy.   As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

Javor finds himself sitting in a house, waiting to meet the man he has been contracted to kill.  And for once Javor is lost for words.  So while Javor is waiting for his awkward conversation Thorodin is heading off for his second audition, and today is also the day of he big arm wrestling contest.  How could you resist this episode of the Formal Gamer?  You probably can't. As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

This week Javor suffers a breakdown, as I am Javor I also suffered a breakdown.  So you will hear a grown man start to cry, and laugh hysterically, as he can't cope with his character any more.  There is also a  scene, a lute getting snapped, and a small boy called Kwee.  Obviously it can only be The Formal Gamer Podcast.   As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

Javor is going for his audition in the big play in this episode, he has learnt his script, got himself all ready, and wants to impress.  Thorodin has got an interview to lift up boxes and pull on some ropes.  So it's a big day for both of them.  Of course where Javor and Thorodin tread chaos is soon to follow.  As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

This week Javor has decided that he needs to revise for his upcoming audition, so he stays at the hotel and learn his script.  This leaves Thorodin free to go on a little adventure all on his own.  Surely without his crazy son he'll manage to get this investigation back under control.  As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and the FormalGamer.com and WordoftheNerdOnline.com

Javor and Thorodin are still bumbling around the city of Ellonby attempting to get to the bottom of this mystery, and Javor is quickly sinking into psychosis, which will definitely make things more difficult.  Especially for the DM.  The new map is finally available, and you can check it out at FormalGamer.com and check out our friends at WordoftheNerd.com

This might be the greatest combat we have in any episode of the podcast.  That is just to get you ready.  So warm up your ears, get some popcorn, and get ready to listen to your weekly dose of DnD madness.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and on FormalGamer.com.

Javor and Thorodin have decided that the best way to stealthily investigate their target is to approach his house, knock on the door and ask to speak to him.  They are not the wisest characters in the world.  The two of them spend an hour causing chaos all over Ellonby.  As always find us on Twitter, Facebook, and at our website FormalGamer.com where you can see the character art, maps and so on.

So Javor and Thorodin are still out of their depth in the city of Ellonby, pottering around and trying to work out what the hell they are meant to be doing.  Unfortunately they are very fickle and become distracted constantly by all the potentially exciting opportunities in this artsy town.  As always you can find us on Twitter, Facebook, at Formalgamer.com and at WordoftheNerd.com The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Welcome to a new season of the Formal Gamer podcast.  We are pleased to be heading into the new season, and hopefully you will think it is our best yet.  We've improved our sound quality, our logo and even our website.  Unfortunately we have yet to improve our jokes.  If you want to check out the art for season 3 head over to the website FormalGamer.com Just to remind you we are going to one podcast a week again, at least for the time being. If you are a new user jumping in at season 3 don't worry, each season is set in the same world but they can be listened to in any order.  So feel free to listen to this one first.  Maybe listen to them in reverse order just to mess with people. As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerdonline.com

This is it, the climax of season 2.  Grot and Dante are finally going to confront the evil mastermind of all their woes, Grotwell.  The Goblin scribe has been pulling the strings from behind the scenes for too long, and now our heroes will try to take him down, before he can seize power in Vanamoor.  As always there is a fair amount of nonsense and laughter as well.  Also some pretty complicated maths for the DM, who is not pleased with this.  Check out our twitter, our facebook, but most excitingly our website FormalGamer.com , you can check out our new characters for Season 3 already.  How exciting.

Grot and Dante are reaching the army of the rebellious goblins, and now they must decide what the hell are they going to do.  They have no longer got the Golden Ball with them, they have no real way of defeating an army, and they don't really understand who is good and who is evil.  Also Dante has forgotten what on earth is going on.  As always you can find us on twitter, Facebook, but most excitingly at our website Formalgamer.com