The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

As we enter the final stretches of the second season it starts to get serious.  Grot has been tasked with taking down one of the city gates single handedly, and Dante and rag tag bunch of commandos and criminals are planning to secure a graveyard.  Will the dice be kind to our valiant/fickle heroes, or will the dice finally crush their hopes and dreams?  Who knows, but the easiest way to find out would be to listen to the podcast.  Check out our facebook, our twitter, but most excitingly our website Formalgamer.com

Grot and Dante have a small prisoner, he is scared and baffled, but he may have some answers as to what is being planned in the city of Vanamoor.  There is also the issue as to how Dante and Grot can help start a siege of this city, and rid them of their unwanted Goblin rebellion.  As always find us on Facebook, on Twitter, and check out our new online home FormalGamer.com

Grot and Dante have decided to give the Golden Ball to someone, their former hostage Lady Silver Claw, and head to Vanamoor to get some answers about what the hell is going on.  Now removed of their responsibility to use the ball for good, or evil, they just need to decide what to do about Grotwell, Duke Nivocanto and anyone else who blunders into their path.  As always we have a twitter @viceroyswan and a Facebook page, but most exciting is our new actual website FormalGamer.com .

This week has some pretty huge revelations about the mystery and intrigue of the Golden Ball.  How will Grot and Dante take the news?  Will they take it stoically, and sensibly, or will one of them have a minor brain aneurysm and barely be able to cope any more.  Find out when you listen to the greatest podcast about a fish being placed in a sleeping man's face.  As always check out our twitter and our Facebook.  And our super new and sexy website FormalGamer.com 

This week Gory and Dante investigate the murder of oleg Saltheart. And unfortunately for them Dante is the prime suspect.  But our heroes want to avenge the death of their favourite NPC.  As always you can check out  our Facebook page at the Formal Gamet or find us on twitter.

The Formal Gamer is back with your bi-weekly dose of Dungeons and Dragons nonsense.  The guys are back with Oleg Saltheart and shit gets serious  As always check us out on Facebook and on Twitter.

We are back, and this time it's the same as before.  I'm not sure what would change in three days.  My computer is fixed so you get to return to the misadventures of Grot and Dante as they try and work out the correct course of action on the flying ship with it's dead undead captain.  So another normal day at the office.  This week check out our new website Formalgamer.com our official home.

This weeks episode has no real intro, so just to sum up...Grot and Dante are now on a shipwreck, well technically a flying shipwreck, fighting a reanimated corpse.  This corpse seems to have a mysterious artefact surgically implanted into his chest.  So really it's a completely normal day for the Formal Gamer podcast.  As always find us on Facebook, and Twitter, and check out our online home WordoftheNerdonline.com

Another episode another situation on a formerly sunken boat surrounded by ghouls, attempting to rescue a mysterious Golden orb from the clutches of God knows what.  just another day in the life of the Formal Gamers:  Grot and Dante.  As always you can find us on Twitter, and on Facebook, and on our online home WordoftheNerd.com

This weeks episode takes place on a giant boat.  The characters are on the boat of course, we were sitting in a front room in the North of England, trying desperately to keep a puppy quiet so we could record.  Grot and Dante have made friends again, and are now ready to take on the sunken vessel they rescued from the deep.  Unfortunately it seems that this abandoned ship is not nearly as abandoned as first though.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerdonline.com

This week may be the most bizarre episode of the Formal Gamer yet, as while doing some relatively mundane puzzle work Grot and Dante genuinely and in real life fall out.  Luckily the effect is not permenant, but you can sense the frustration, and you can hear the panis in the DM's voice as his game goes down the toilet briefly.  Luckily a quick pause and some sweet words sorted us out, and the rest of the episode is a blinder.  Check out GMloot.com for our offer as well.

Just what the world has been waiting for...audio arm wrestling.  What could be better than all the excitement of two people pitting their biceps against each other?  How about only being able to hear the action being retold to you, and the results being decided by dice rolls.  And one of the participants being a BugBear.  The fact this podcast is not considered part of every schools essential curriculum is baffling to me.  Enjoy the episode.

When you have very nearly been killed by bandits, and a giant slug has almost crushed you to death, you probably want to chill out and relax.  Maybe have a bath, and put your feet up.  Unfortunately there is no such luck for our hapless adventurers, as they stumble from one mis-adventure to another.  As always check out our facebook, and our twitter, and enjoy the nonsense.

What are you doing reading this?  There is a giant forest slug on the loose...can you not hear it squelching it's destructive path behind you.  Giant slugs are terrifying, and in this episode of the Formal Gamer you find out why.  As always check out our Facebook and Twitter feed, and enjoy your audio assault.

The Formal Gamer is back with your bi-weekly dose of Dungeons and Dragons nonsense.  The guys are still hanging out in the haunted house that the hag inhabited, and rather than moving straight on they decide to stand around in a creepy, disgusting kitchen and try to make some medicine/potions/poisons/whatever the hell they are up to.  As always check us out on Facebook and on Twitter.

Dante and Grot have finally defeated the Hag and now stand in her lovely house.  What terrifying secrets will they discover as they investigate the Hag's abode?  Will Dante finally be able to live out his dream and become a fashion designer?  There is only one way to find out, listen to this episode of the Formal Gamer Podcast.  Also check out our Twitter and our Facebook pages.  

Grot finds himself lost and confused in a deep, dark underground dungeon. What's his solution? Try to murder his way out! Listen now to this week's episode to find out how that pans out for him. As always please follow us or Twitter and Facebook.

Well nothing could be more scary than an old abandoned house sitting on the top of a hill.  What could possibly go wrong?  Well as always with the Formal Gamer everything starts to go wrong.  As always find us on Facebook and Twitter.

It's official we have reached a new standard of audio entertainment.  just look at the name of this episode, if that doesn't get your ears wet with excitement for what kind of podcast you are about to receive I think you need to look yourself in the mirror and re-evaluate your life.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerd.

Our heroes have got themselves a tattooist to go along with their Lizard Queen and their Elk to make a formidable and bizarre sight as they re-enter the town of Klippstone.  How will the people greet them?  As conquering heroes with an evil prisoner, or as bizarre kidnappers with a big moose.  Only one way to find out, listening to this episode.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerdonline.  And if you want to see the new character art check out our twitter and our Facebook pages.