The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

The heroes have managed to replace Rhagesh the gardener with a giant benevolent Elk.  Hopefully they can use the Elk to speed up their journey to Klippstone and get rid of their pesky prisoner.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerd.

The kidnappers/heroes have got out of the terrifying lair of Mr. Snaps and have got themselves lost in the wood.  There are many dangers in the woods...wolves, bears, badgers with a flick knife could all be around any corner.  Our gang however find themselves in a battle with something far more ferocious.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at the WordoftheNerd.com

When you've kidnapped a powerful leader of a Lizardman army the one situation you don't want to be in is trapped in a giant cave with an incredibly large beast hidden within a cavern.  Also they have managed to split up and Grot has found a lone Lizardman hiding with a load of barrels.  What excitement, what intrigue, what is in those barrels?  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and visit WordoftheNerd for all your nerdy needs.

So we all know that a Minotaur has a bulls head ( or a cows head I guess) but this Minotaur is also being bull headed  metaphorically.  That is some serious word play.  Also Dante and Grot are still in a bit of a predicament, there plan to be all sneaky has completely failed, and Grot is hanging 20 feet in the air, above a lake of oil.  So it's business as usual in the Formal Gamer Podcast.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at Word of the Nerd.  Enjoy the Episode.

Well we are back to using the good microphone, which is a blessed relief.  So enjoy the improved audio quality as it massages your ears.  Also they gang have finally got themselves ready to kidnap Lady Silver Claw, owner of the black market.  Now would be a terrible time for them to muck it all up and alert all the guards...As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and check out WordoftheNerd.com

The guys have got themselves into a great position after scaling the huge cliffs of the Black Market.  Can they take advantage and cause some damage before anyone knows that they are there?  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and at WordoftheNerd.com.

After the guys finally decided on their ridiculous plan they must now attempt to negotiate a sheer cliff face.  And one of them is a Minotaur... how on earth is a Minotaur going to cope with rock climbing and abseiling?  Well if you listen to the podcast you will certainly find out, that's sort of how these things work.  As always find us on Facebook and twitter, but most importantly enjoy the episode.

Our band of adventurers are being ushered out of the Dark Market, but they have no idea what they are going to do...how on earth are they meant to stop Lady Silver Claws plans?  Will it be a sensible method which is meticulously planned or will it be a nonsense plan which isn't well thought through?  I think you know.

The heroes/villains/confused adventurers have come across what they believe is the entrance to the secret market they've heard about.  Will they go in all guns blazing?  (Or should that be all swords blazing?)  Or will they try to enter in a more subtle, and secretive manner.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and maybe you can find us going through the bins at the end of your street.  You never know.

Grot and Dante have managed to capture themselves a Lizardman.  Will they be polite and gracious hosts?  Or will they use some force to try and get some answers about what on earth is going on in the Sohu Peninsula.  As always they manage to ruin it somehow.  As always find us on Facebook and Twitter.

After setting up for an attack in an abandoned inn the heroes are going to be taking on some bad tempered lizards in some combat.  Will Grot and Dante be able to repel these reptilian rascals, or will they be overcome by their foes.  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter.  Have a good New Years.  From the Formal Gamer Podcast.

As a Christmas treat we have an episode based around an Inn.  That is all the Christmas connections there are though, so don't expect any turkeys, or virgin births, or the saviour of all mankind.  Just an inn.  A possibly so ridiculous chat between three friends as they plan Dungeons and Dragons.  As always find us on Facebook and on Twitter and let us know what you think of the show.

Our boys finally start on their way to the problems in the North East of the Sohu Peninsula, but now they have a new best friend.  Rahgesh the Gardener, a seven foot tall Minotaur is on her way with them.  Will they see adventure and action, or will their new friend cause them to fall apart at the seems.  As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and at our new home at Word of the Nerd.

Well after a particularly exciting week on the Podcast where we found a lot of love on Reddit for one of our maps we return to the day to day of Grot and Dante trying to track down a ball made of gold in a harsh swamp land which is constantly trying to kill them.  As always you can find us on Facebook and Twitter, and if you haven't already check out our latest, and most awesome map, on our website. 

The Formal Gamer guys are in full Sherlock Holmes mode around the town of Klippstone, searching for clues about the identity and location of Iron Heinrich on their mission to claim the Golden Ball.  Unfortunately for them they seem to be far more concerned with backstabbing, betraying and generally winding each other up.  As always this leads to a great deal of nonsense and some classic shenanigans.  And who in their right mind does not love some shenanigans.  I personally can't get enough of them.  Enjoy the Episode.

The relentless journey to Klippstone continues, and the boys are confronted with an interesting situation by the side of the road, which certainly peaks their interest.  As always you can find us on Facebook, Twitter and at our new home at Word of The Nerd.  Enjoy the episode.

Grot and Dante are on their way to Klippstone, but they are a suspicious pair.  So rather than just sitting back and letting the journey pass them by they decide to hassle their fellow travelling companions.  They end up coming up with a great scheme to get some information they want.  Enjoy the episode.

After some shenanigans following a couple of soldiers in the previous episode our boys are going to try and track them further into the Sohu Peninsula, but discover they must use a very alternative method of transport.  Hopefully they'll do a better job of keeping their intentions hidden this time.  Enjoy the episode.

After a little scuffle in the back room of a bar last episode our players find themselves actually getting on with their quest, at last.  So they head North into the Sohu peninsula, and hope to make some headway in finding the Golden Ball, however they soon find that they might not be alone on this quest.  Enjoy the episode.

So last episode ended with a classic DnD moment, our heroes had given up the quest and had decided to smash each other in the face until one of them was unconscious. So we start in the back of a bar, with fists at the ready.   So lets see how the Formal Gamer's first attempt at PVP combat goes.  Probably chaotically.  Enjoy the episode.