Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

As Sorcha said, I shouldn’t have been throwing the old Gilbert around at her Ulysses fancy dress porty... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I throw back the duvet, hop out of bed and step into my chinos, all in one fluid movement See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sounds like Sorcha’s old dear is driving the old man cuckoo in their Brittas Bay love nest See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Talking to strangers on the doorstep is dangerous. Who knows what I might catch? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It storted with the shooting-of-the-s**t that goes with a doorstep package handover See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha’s old dear and my old man are supposed to be moving into the Lalors’ holiday home in Brittas Bay, except three dudes – studenty types – have been refusing to leave. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The old pair are a bad influence on Honor so the plan was to move them out... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It looks like she’s a cranky drunk – in that way, she does take after her grandmother See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There are landmork moments in our children’s lives. First day of school. First time you hold their hair back so they can vomit a naggin of vodka See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Your dad is the leader of a political porty that believes women should have to re-sit their driving test every six months to prove their competency to drive’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I suspected there was something going on. I have a sixth sense for this’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The sensible thing to do is to accept defeat early and try to get back on the road before the traffic gets bad See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Dingle restaurant owner thinks Ross’s family are from the US – and things get ugly. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Quinta do Farranfore? I’ve never heard of it’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Posting a Fáilte Ireland pic on Instagram doesn’t mean you’re actually on a staycation See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It seems young Ronan is doing a line in black morket tickets for Masses and church services See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Time to put Christian in his place – after all, it’s what best friends are for See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Honor plots revenge for Ross after his rugby chat gets hijacked See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: I’m not sure we’re the kind of family who likes fun See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Honor restorts the economy while Sorcha’s Zoom call proves fatal to Ro’s alibi See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.