Sinopsis
Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
Episodios
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![‘We’re having a fancy dress porty and I’m going as the wife of a philanderer’]()
‘We’re having a fancy dress porty and I’m going as the wife of a philanderer’
05/06/2020 Duración: 06minDespite Sorcha’s warning, Ross may have just made a bad situation worse See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Adultery is like getting a dent in a new cor. Once you’ve done it once, it gets easier’]()
‘Adultery is like getting a dent in a new cor. Once you’ve done it once, it gets easier’
29/05/2020 Duración: 06minRueful Ross realises the old man may have amorous notions when he spots that missing Greg Norman hat. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘It’s a shame it took a global pandemic to get Ross to keep it in his trousers’]()
‘It’s a shame it took a global pandemic to get Ross to keep it in his trousers’
22/05/2020 Duración: 06min'You’re lucky my orms don’t stretch two metres – because I would deck you for that' See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Dad, you can shove your offer. I’m going to sit the Leaving Cert’]()
‘Dad, you can shove your offer. I’m going to sit the Leaving Cert’
15/05/2020 Duración: 06minThe Rossmeister prepares for a third crack at the exams with Honor’s home-schooling. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I’ve been booking supermorket delivery slots weeks in advance. Then selling them for €70 each’]()
‘I’ve been booking supermorket delivery slots weeks in advance. Then selling them for €70 each’
12/05/2020 Duración: 06minWelcome to the horsh realities of the free morket, Honor goes See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ross, how would you like to make love to a woman with grey hair?’]()
‘Ross, how would you like to make love to a woman with grey hair?’
02/05/2020 Duración: 06minAfter weeks in lockdown Sorcha’s roots are showing... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Sorcha has an – I think it’s a word – alterior motive for the Zoom call’]()
‘Sorcha has an – I think it’s a word – alterior motive for the Zoom call’
24/04/2020 Duración: 06minSorcha is working on her best self and getting the old man and old dear talking again See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Joe Wicks goes, ‘That’s our warm-up completed.’ I’m already focked]()
Joe Wicks goes, ‘That’s our warm-up completed.’ I’m already focked
17/04/2020 Duración: 06minPhoning ‘Mom’ is a sure sign Covid-19 crisis brings out the best in people See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘We’re not going to eat the banana bread. We’re going to give it to the neighbours’]()
‘We’re not going to eat the banana bread. We’re going to give it to the neighbours’
10/04/2020 Duración: 06minNeighbourly gestures are one thing, but a hostage exchange is quite another. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘We’re fine up here, Ross. I just can’t imagine this thing coming to Foxrock’]()
‘We’re fine up here, Ross. I just can’t imagine this thing coming to Foxrock’
03/04/2020 Duración: 06minPhoning ‘Mom’ is a sure sign Covid-19 crisis brings out the best in people See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ross, from this morning, you’re going to be home-schooling Honor.’ I laugh out loud]()
‘Ross, from this morning, you’re going to be home-schooling Honor.’ I laugh out loud
27/03/2020 Duración: 06minHome-schooling? Me? But I’m a complete focking dunderhead... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘The O’Carroll-Kelly Saliva Stakes is the closest thing we have to live sport now’]()
‘The O’Carroll-Kelly Saliva Stakes is the closest thing we have to live sport now’
20/03/2020 Duración: 06minFor five days, I’ve been stuck in the house and I can’t help thinking, ‘God, my family are annoying See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’]()
‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’
14/03/2020 Duración: 06minThe old dear is catfishing dudes on Tinder by pretending to be only 58about 6 hours ago See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I recognise the look instantly. One cheater knows another’]()
‘I recognise the look instantly. One cheater knows another’
06/03/2020 Duración: 06minThe old dear was planning to propose to him on Saturday night See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Samuel Beckett’s a writer. He wrote Waiting for Bobo’]()
‘Samuel Beckett’s a writer. He wrote Waiting for Bobo’
28/02/2020 Duración: 06minThe old dear is up in arms because the house is being considered for a preservation order See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I just shake my head... The dirty dog. The filthy hypocrite’]()
‘I just shake my head... The dirty dog. The filthy hypocrite’
21/02/2020 Duración: 06minThe triplets tear apart an oil painting of their smiling grandad and make a delightful discovery See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Sold to the man in the Ireland jersey with a bowtie tied around his neck!’]()
‘Sold to the man in the Ireland jersey with a bowtie tied around his neck!’
15/02/2020 Duración: 06minWho wouldn’t spend too much at a charity auction for a horrible portrait? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I want you to flirt with the girl on the reception desk’]()
‘I want you to flirt with the girl on the reception desk’
07/02/2020 Duración: 05minSorcha will do literally anything to get Honor into the right Irish college See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I want this to be as big as the Statue of bloody well Liberty!”’]()
‘I want this to be as big as the Statue of bloody well Liberty!”’
31/01/2020 Duración: 06minThe old man is ordering a statue of Fr Fehily – with Panzer tanks and hippos, of course See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Críost on a rothar. It looks like Chorlie Haughey’]()
‘Críost on a rothar. It looks like Chorlie Haughey’
24/01/2020 Duración: 06minThe old man has spent some of his hord (slash, crookedly) earned money on a statue of the late, great Fr Fehily See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
