Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

According to my latest antigen test, I’m still positive, but – the most random thing – I’ve never felt better in my life, either physically or whatever other ways there are. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"I’m not going to lie to you, I’ve been dreading this week since Christmas. And not dreading it in the same way that you dread, I don’t know, root canal surgery, or an NCT. I mean dreading it like you dread your own death, if that’s not putting it too strongly?" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Christian’s wife, Lauren, has never been a fan of the Rossmeister General. I don’t mind. I think it was me who first said I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila than everyone’s cup of tea... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Most of them are empty and there’s, like, a homelessness crisis? I’m going to put six rooms’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Charles O’Carroll-Kelly goes on Drivetime to talk about Castlerock College going co-ed See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How can Ross convince the goys that Castlerock should never let in girls? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fionn’s changed since he landed the top job at our old alma mater See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There’s goys from Michael’s, Belvedere, Gonzaga and Blackrock all mixing with each other like there’s no actual difference between them See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A tap on the shoulder while getting in a quick pint at the bor in Dublin Airport See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fifty grandingtons. That’s what this crowd in, like, Budapest want to share the secret of Dr Holger Esterházy’s hair restoration miracle with me. I tell Winker Raymond – who did the Sportsman Dip course with me in UCD – that it seems a bit on the, I don’t know, steep side? But he reminds me that a year ago he had a head like a plucked scrotum and his confidence was on the floor – and now he’s dating a woman who’s, like, 26. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha is quiet this morning. I honestly haven’t seen her this distracted since she got a girl sacked for plucking her eyebrows in a way that made her face look – her word – quizzical? And she keeps asking the same question that she asked that day: “Am I, like, a bad person?” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha calls the Emergency General Meeting of the Vico Road and Vico Road-Adjacent Residents’ Association to order.“I realise that there’s a great deal of concern in this room,” she goes – this room being our living room, by the way? – “but it would be helpful to me, as the chair, if we could hear from just one person at a time?” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s the night before Sixmas and I’m sitting in The Bridge 1859, sharing with the goys the gift of my pre-tournament analysis. I’m telling them that I think Ireland are now the best passers of the ball in world rugby – and I’m including the All Blacks in that – but the most random thing is happening as in, they’re not hanging off my every word like they usually are? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ronan’s there, ‘I sted at the roulette table too long – stordee of me life’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chorles may miss his first Six Nations championship match in almost seventy years See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“God, I’m bored,” I go. “How far into this whole self-isolation thing are we now?”Sorcha’s there, “We’re halfway-”I’m like, “Halfway?”She goes, “-halfway through day two.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha says we dodged it.And I’m like, “What are you banging on about?” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“I think I’ve finally figured it out,” I go – and, yeah, no, I’m talking about the latest restrictions. “If I set the alorm for, like, 2am and give the kids their breakfast, that’ll mean we can move lunchtime back to, say, 8am, which will mean that I’ll have my stomach properly lined when I stort drinking at 10am." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross makes Sorcha a doubly special Christmas gift.Thanks to everyone who listened to the podcast in 2021. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There’s no doubt that Honor takes after her old man in terms of never being afraid to call it.“Why is Dad allowed to get shitfaced with his friends,” she goes, “and my brothers aren’t allowed to put on the story of the birth of Jesus?”I’m like, “Er, I thought you were, like, an atheist?” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.