Dude, That's F****d Up

This whole episode can be summed up with the phrase "leave it to the experts." Let the scientists do the science stuff, let the astronauts do the astro stuff and let the podcasters do the Bigfoot's dick jokes. But these days, everything is a crap shoot and people who have zero credentials in anything are telling people the earth is flat, so f*** me, right? Might as well let a bunch of randoms try and science their way to a cure for herpes because why not? This week, join Erin and Nicole as they explore the seedy underbelly of Biohacking and all of hubris surrounding "DIY Biology." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

From their inception until the height of their career (and really, now), one band defined the decade of decadence. They drank all the drinks, did all the drugs and clogged all the drains with their long ass 80s hair. But all that hard livin' catches up to you and before you know it, you've reached your fifties, you look sixty, and your body feels like it's seventy. This week, Erin and Nicole look back at the rise of one of the greatest bands the 80s ever chewed up and spit back out: Motley Crüe. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

If you haven't listened to Episode 64 (Part One of the PT Barnum Two-Parter) start there. If you're all caught up, we're finally getting to the circus stuff, Dudes! Let's recap quickly, shall we? PT Barnum was what we'd call a "s***bag." He exploited a ton of people, he was a swindler and he looked nothing like Hugh Jackman. Join Erin and Nicole as they visit the next chapter in his life, where he's mostly up to the same old awful humbugs. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

PT Barnum was a show-man alright. But was he the greatest? Ummm, I guess it depends on how you define "greatest?" If by "greatest," you mean he was the most icky, opportunist, racist humbug out there, then sure. Let's call him the "greatest." Join Erin and Nicole as they eye roll their way through their first two-part episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

They've finally done it. A whole episode about toilets. From holes in the ground to holes in castles to holes in space, join Erin and Nicole as they discover all the ways people dispose of their poop. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

"Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that." -Lloyd Christmas This week's episode has all of the status levels of a cult. We've got your diamonds, your sapphires, your golds, your platinums...Hang on, is this a cult or an MLM? It was a trick question - it's BOTH! And now we all rejoice with Erin and Nicole as they dive into the most current of events: The NXIVM cult. Hold onto your second butthole because this is breaking news and it's only getting crazier from here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

The tom foolery in this week's episode was so over the top, it surprised even our hosts. Ordinarily, that'd be a bad sign, but this podcast is extra. *Slips into Jonathan Lipnicki's character from Jerry Maguire* Did you know that Chiropractic is a noun AND an adjective?! OK, that was too much. Enjoy this week's episode about the godfather of chiropractic, DD Palmer, and his almost religion/non-medical practice that could be complete quackery. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

This episode is not directly related to Rajneesh, but there is a connection! So why not exploit the popularity of the Netflix series "Wild, Wild Country" in the title, 'cause it's soooo hot right now?! This week, Erin and Nicole are actually talking about the Cascadia Subduction Zone. It's not an emo band - it's an area in North America where the tectonic plates have created some serious pressure. And at some point, the pressure is going to release. And at that point, we're gonna have a big earthquake. Big. Huge. (Followed by a tsunami and probably some sort of apocalypse.) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

We're back in the Victorian Era, where people were having a hard time. But not Anna Kingsford. She was basically living the real-life version of The Craft, summoning Manon to hurt her enemies. She was also the Beatrix Kiddo living a real-life story of revenge, a la Kill Bill. Real quick: this episode has a lot of film analogies and all of them are probably wrong. But that doesn't change how hell bent Anna Kingsford was on bringing down the vivisectors of the late 19th century. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Profanity. Nudity. Stupidity. There are a lot of unplanned incidents when it comes to live TV. That's why most live programming has a 5-10 second delay. It allows the censors to hit the "dump button" (bad name), and GET RID of the questionable content. But the censor is human and us humans are prone to error. In fact, this episode is probably riddled with error, as Erin and Nicole recount some of the events throughout TV's history, that didn't get censored when they definitely should have been. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Have you ever had a "philosophical discussion regarding Ed Hardy?" Well, you're about to! This week, Erin and Nicole revisit the fashion faux pas of the aughts, the most egregious of trends being It-doesn't-matter-if-it-already-has-a-skull-and-fire-and-hearts-and-rhinestones-on-it-slap-it-with-some-cheetah-print-Ed Hardy. In it's heyday, you could find the brand on the A-listyist of A-Listers. And today? You can still find an Ed Hardy wearer in the wild - Atlantic City, downtown Las Vegas and any off brand, small town America strip club. And that feels right. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

It's been a full year since Erin and Nicole started this f****d up journey across the land of pod! Let's give them this episode to reflect on how far they've come from Episode 1: CSI Stands for Cracklin' Skin Investigators. Well, would you look at that! They talk a little faster, now! They definitely seem more comfortable. Hang on, they're still having trouble pronouncing things...annnnnnd they're still talking about farts. So they haven't come THAT far. But they're one year older, fifty-two f****d up episodes wiser and love all you dudes a whole HERFF of a lot! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

We’re one week out from DTFU Podcast’s one year anniversary episode and we’re starting the celebration early with some tunes! A few episodes back, we started a playlist of f****d up songs. What constitutes a f****d up song, you ask? Any number of things! The content of the song! An event that happened during the filming of the video! A story involving the artist! Really, the song just needs to be listenable and have some sort of story we can say “dude, that’s f****d up” about. We’re still taking submissions - keep an eye out for the playlist link across the sosh meeds (@dtfupodcast everywhere)! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Join the ladies as they celebrate a milestone in podcasting and discuss February 3rd, 1959, or “The Day the Music Died.” The phrase refers to an historic plane crash that took the lives of 3 of the era's most influential and talented rock and roll musicians. But the literal day the music died was May 26, 1971, or the day Don McLean recorded “American Pie." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

It's the early 1960s, the Golden Era. Men are men, women are women, and meth is THE upper of the upper class. Here, in uptown Manhattan, you only need one doctor to cure all of life's ails: Dr. FEELGOOD. Pay him a visit, feel great. Refer a friend, get an extra dose. Refer the next President of the United States of America, and your next heart attack's on the house. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

“Every now and then, a podcast comes along and surprises you with its open pube talk and an abundance of poop humor. Hosted by two Southern California Natives, Erin and Nicole are known for pushing the boundaries of what's appropriate for a lady to discuss (the answer is anything they want to. What is this, 1950?). After meeting in middle school, they found their niche in discussing genitals and genital-adjacent topics. Without further ado, charting as your personal number one for the 47th week in a row, it's your favorite podcast: DTFU!” This week, the girls chat about the unfortunate events surrounding radio pioneer Casey Kasem's death. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

If you don't know what "Tub Girl" is, don't look it up. Do. Not. I mean, if you're super curious, maybe check Urban Dictionary for a description but DO NOT Google it. And this isn't one of those playful "Oh my gosh, doooooooon't" situations. We're the most serious we've ever been and you have absolutely been warned. For those who do know "Tub Girl," you're getting a horrific visual of what happens when you consume the "cure all" tonic we're talking about today. Spoiler alert: it cures jack s***, the internet is a cesspool, and now, thanks to this cult diet and their leader, so is every members' shower. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

A new year means new beginnings! You might want to use this time to reflect on the year ahead, making thoughtful and deliberate choices that lead you to accomplish goals you’ve set for yourself. But, why?! You can have any life you choose right now. RIGHT. NOW. Just change your name, start collecting art, commit a couple of felonies, sprinkle in a little charm, affect a vaguely European accent annnnnnd Eaty Pateety! You're American royalty! Join Erin and Nicole as they recount the life and life and life and times of THE Clark Rockefeller (no, that’s not his real name). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

It's another mullet episode, you guys! Take a break from the _th day of eating and drinking and listen to - dare I say - your favorite podcast? Maybe your top ten? One you really like? Anyway, just listen to these listener stories and Erin and Nicole's take on why you should avoid the office bathrooms this time of year. We love you, be excellent and talk to you in 2018! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

T’was the week before Christmas and all through the ‘cast, The girls talked holiday f***ery of traditions present and past. Erin was nestled, all smug in her chair, While she FaceTimed with Nicole and her curly pube hair. With the Dutch wearing black face, and predator scarecrow Hans Trapp, This episode’s more uncomfortable than a lady’s annual pap. But we heard the dudes exclaim, as they let out a sigh, Be excellent to each other, we love you, buh bye! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support