Dude, That's F****d Up



We're Erin and Nicole. It can be argued we overshare our personal lives, have huge potty mouths and enjoy talking about effed up (read: gross, weird, funny, disturbing) topics and events to a troubling degree. But its indisputable that were two best friends who love making each other laugh.We'll be releasing a new episode of DTFU every Wednesday! Subscribe and follow us on #soshmeeds to stay up to date!


  • E149: The Best of the Worst of the Decade

    E149: The Best of the Worst of the Decade

    01/01/2020 Duración: 01h14min

    Erin and Nicole look back at the decade and remember some of the best worst (and worst best) fashion trends, food trends, and celebrity news. What a time to be alive!

  • E148: Meowy Dismas

    E148: Meowy Dismas

    25/12/2019 Duración: 35min

    It's the annual DTFU Holiday Party! In this episode, Erin and Nicole apologize for missing an important part of Yeti research from the previous episode, roast each other with their tradition of Sinterklaas poems, and talk about the biggest box office bomb of 2019 (it's Cats).

  • E147: Disco Yeti

    E147: Disco Yeti

    18/12/2019 Duración: 01h03min

    Erin and Nicole climbed the proverbial mountain that is Everest, when they covered the legend of "Sasquatch" in an early episode. Then, they covered actual Everest, when they talked at length about the trash and excrement (and dead bodies) that get left behind on climbing expeditions. And now, (*switches into Jimmy Stewart impression*), it comes full Sir Cole. This episode is all about the legendary Yeti, cousin to Sasquatch and rumored inhabitant of Everest.

  • E146: Guy and Dolls

    E146: Guy and Dolls

    11/12/2019 Duración: 01h06min

    Cabbage Patch Kids: they were the hottest toy of the late 80s/early 90s, even though they looked less like cabbage and more like a Mr. Baked Potato Head. Erin and Nicole reveal the hidden truth (which can easily be found anywhere) about the real origin of the dolls and the guy who stole the idea and made it his own. GROSS.

  • E145: Men at Werk

    E145: Men at Werk

    04/12/2019 Duración: 01h06min

    In this episode, Erin and Nicole take you through the ups and downs and literal ins and outs of the Australian-born art form known as "Puppetry of the Penis."

  • E144: Piggy Shades of Grey

    E144: Piggy Shades of Grey

    27/11/2019 Duración: 52min

    This week, Erin and Nicole read some of your listener stories, as well as some original steamy fiction inspired by Episode 142:  Vermonster!

  • E143: Not Down with the Clown

    E143: Not Down with the Clown

    20/11/2019 Duración: 58min

    This episode isn't about Juggalos/lettes, but there's hella face paint and sno-cone wigs. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about Coulrophobia, also known as the fear of clowns. 

  • E142: Vermonster

    E142: Vermonster

    13/11/2019 Duración: 51min

    If you thought all cryptids were hairy, non-sexy beings, you haven't met the Pigman of Vermont! Slather yourself in maple syrup and join Erin and Nicole while they get sloppy talkin' bout this beefy, er- porky, urban legend of an animal-man. Discussion includes but is not limited to: how he came to be, how an erotic novel about him might read and, of course, what his crypt-dick looks like!

  • E141: Killdozer

    E141: Killdozer

    06/11/2019 Duración: 01h05min

    What were you doing in 2004? Erin and Nicole were flat-ironing their swoopy bangs and apparently not watching the news. Otherwise they would have seen a very interesting story about a man who bulldozed an entire town in a makeshift Transformer. Join our Dudes as they discuss this week's topic: Killdozer.

  • E140: Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod

    E140: Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod

    30/10/2019 Duración: 01h04min

    This week brings so many treats and very few tricks. Join Nicole as she recounts the journey of the tabloid darling Bat Boy, and then get comfy while Erin reads a spoopy story from "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark," and surprises Nicole with a festive poem! 

  • E139: The Amos Pore

    E139: The Amos Pore

    23/10/2019 Duración: 01h08min

    Welp, they've finally stumbled on their own, original synonym for "butthole." And that's in the first 10 minutes - it's all uphill from there! Join Erin and Nicole as they continue their run of spoopy content with Spectrophilia. It's a fancy term for "sex with ghosts." And while they might not believe the personal accounts of ghost-bonin', they're fully on board for the kink.

  • E138: Salem Witch Fails Part 2

    E138: Salem Witch Fails Part 2

    16/10/2019 Duración: 54min

    You've probably already guessed things didn't end well for those accused of witchcraft in Salem in 1692, but there's no way to know for sure unless you listen to this episode! Or I guess you could Google it, but Erin and Nicole already did that for you! Tighten that bonnet and and hike up those stockings for the conclusion to the two-part series on the Salem Witch Trials of 1692.

  • E137: Salem Witch Fails Part 1

    E137: Salem Witch Fails Part 1

    09/10/2019 Duración: 01h02min

    'Tis the season to get spoopy, y'all! Light your pumpkin spice candle, slice up a honey crisp apple and get hygge with Erin and Nicole this week, as they discuss the events leading up to the Salem Witch Trials of 1692. Stay tuned for the part two, where we get into the actual trial events. Spoiler alert: they were a complete sh*t show. ***Visit closecallstudio.com or follow them @closecallstudio on Instagram. Not an ad, they're just the coolest and we gave them a shoutout on this episode!***

  • E136: Gnumber Two

    E136: Gnumber Two

    02/10/2019 Duración: 01h06min

    The "g" isn't necessarily silent, it's more of a "nyah" sound. Like "gnocchi." Or "Gnard." Or I guess even "N'York Times," which is where the inspiration for this episode originated. Join Erin and Nicole this week and they discuss office bathroom politics, public bathroom etiquette and a whole lot of their personal habits. Why? Good question. But if it's news enough for the New York Times, it's news enough for the Dudes.

  • E135: Mr. Ballvedere

    E135: Mr. Ballvedere

    25/09/2019 Duración: 44min

    This episode topic was born out of a tall tale mentioned on another podcast, and it quickly spiraled out of control. Erin and Nicole get to the bottom of it, but there's still a lot to unpack surrounding the urban legend of Mr. Belvedere's exploded sack. Have you rated us on iTunes yet? We'd love to read your review!

  • E134: Donner Party on Ice

    E134: Donner Party on Ice

    18/09/2019 Duración: 01h03min

    What do you get when you mix two G&Ts, a calorie deprived freelancer, and a woman whose underwear is lost on a truck somewhere in the continental US? This week's episode of DTFU, duh! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the tragic circumstances and recently solved mystery surrounding the (Not Benjamin) Franklin Expedition. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Editor's Note: This episode may have a slightly different sound. That's because I kinda botched the recording? Lucky for us, Pete was able to help salvage it. And thank Pete, because this episode gave us Benny Franks. Thank you all for being excellent. Share this with a friend? Love you! -Nicole

  • E133: The Grossest Showman

    E133: The Grossest Showman

    11/09/2019 Duración: 01h06s

    Not to be confused with the Greatest (?) Showman P.T. Barnum, this episode's subject is a sort of real-life Gaston. If Gaston was more disgusting and got the "Gas" part of his name from his nasty farts. Join Erin and Nicole as they make their way through the life and times of maybe-cannibal Tarrare. The jury's out on human flesh, but he definitely ate his own doo doo.

  • E132: California Gurls

    E132: California Gurls

    04/09/2019 Duración: 26min

    Erin's in the building! Literally, she's in Nicole's building and they are recording together, in person, and it's everything you wanted it to be! Unless you wanted it to be a full-length episode, in which case you'll be disappointed. Join our hosts this week as they recap Erin's move and drink wine and cry-laugh. It just comes so easily in person! (But seriously, there isn't a topic this week. But also, it's still fun.)

  • E131: The Harshest of Mistresses

    E131: The Harshest of Mistresses

    28/08/2019 Duración: 01h07min

    Say that three times fast. You sound like Daffy Duck, don't you? This week, take a road trip of the mind to DTFU's favorite place: Las Vegas. She's a city of vices: cocktails, gambling, porno cards (you may know them as escort cards?) and she can be a real bitch. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about the series of tunnels below the strip and how harsh Lady Luck can really be.

  • E130: Sounds like a Draaaaag

    E130: Sounds like a Draaaaag

    21/08/2019 Duración: 01h02min

    I think this is one of those "this-was-a-click-bait-article-but-maybe-there's-something-there" episodes? Doesn't matter - it's happening. Join Erin and Nicole for an hour long conversation about the ridiculous RuLes the contestants *allegedly* have to abide by, during the filming of a season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Category is: Earhole Eleganza! 

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