Dude, That's F****d Up

It's the annual DTFU Holiday Party! In this episode, Erin and Nicole apologize for missing an important part of Yeti research from the previous episode, roast each other with their tradition of Sinterklaas poems, and talk about the biggest box office bomb of 2019 (it's Cats). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

In this episode, Erin and Nicole take you through the ups and downs and literal ins and outs of the Australian-born art form known as "Puppetry of the Penis." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

This week, Erin and Nicole read some of your listener stories, as well as some original steamy fiction inspired by Episode 142:  Vermonster! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

If you thought all cryptids were hairy, non-sexy beings, you haven't met the Pigman of Vermont! Slather yourself in maple syrup and join Erin and Nicole while they get sloppy talkin' bout this beefy, er- porky, urban legend of an animal-man. Discussion includes but is not limited to: how he came to be, how an erotic novel about him might read and, of course, what his crypt-dick looks like! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

What were you doing in 2004? Erin and Nicole were flat-ironing their swoopy bangs and apparently not watching the news. Otherwise they would have seen a very interesting story about a man who bulldozed an entire town in a makeshift Transformer. Join our Dudes as they discuss this week's topic: Killdozer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Welp, they've finally stumbled on their own, original synonym for "butthole." And that's in the first 10 minutes - it's all uphill from there! Join Erin and Nicole as they continue their run of spoopy content with Spectrophilia. It's a fancy term for "sex with ghosts." And while they might not believe the personal accounts of ghost-bonin', they're fully on board for the kink. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

You've probably already guessed things didn't end well for those accused of witchcraft in Salem in 1692, but there's no way to know for sure unless you listen to this episode! Or I guess you could Google it, but Erin and Nicole already did that for you! Tighten that bonnet and and hike up those stockings for the conclusion to the two-part series on the Salem Witch Trials of 1692. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

'Tis the season to get spoopy, y'all! Light your pumpkin spice candle, slice up a honey crisp apple and get hygge with Erin and Nicole this week, as they discuss the events leading up to the Salem Witch Trials of 1692. Stay tuned for the part two, where we get into the actual trial events. Spoiler alert: they were a complete sh*t show. ***Visit closecallstudio.com or follow them @closecallstudio on Instagram. Not an ad, they're just the coolest and we gave them a shoutout on this episode!*** --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

The "g" isn't necessarily silent, it's more of a "nyah" sound. Like "gnocchi." Or "Gnard." Or I guess even "N'York Times," which is where the inspiration for this episode originated. Join Erin and Nicole this week and they discuss office bathroom politics, public bathroom etiquette and a whole lot of their personal habits. Why? Good question. But if it's news enough for the New York Times, it's news enough for the Dudes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

What do you get when you mix two G&Ts, a calorie deprived freelancer, and a woman whose underwear is lost on a truck somewhere in the continental US? This week's episode of DTFU, duh! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the tragic circumstances and recently solved mystery surrounding the (Not Benjamin) Franklin Expedition. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Editor's Note: This episode may have a slightly different sound. That's because I kinda botched the recording? Lucky for us, Pete was able to help salvage it. And thank Pete, because this episode gave us Benny Franks. Thank you all for being excellent. Share this with a friend? Love you! -Nicole --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Not to be confused with the Greatest (?) Showman P.T. Barnum, this episode's subject is a sort of real-life Gaston. If Gaston was more disgusting and got the "Gas" part of his name from his nasty farts. Join Erin and Nicole as they make their way through the life and times of maybe-cannibal Tarrare. The jury's out on human flesh, but he definitely ate his own doo doo. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Erin's in the building! Literally, she's in Nicole's building and they are recording together, in person, and it's everything you wanted it to be! Unless you wanted it to be a full-length episode, in which case you'll be disappointed. Join our hosts this week as they recap Erin's move and drink wine and cry-laugh. It just comes so easily in person! (But seriously, there isn't a topic this week. But also, it's still fun.) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Say that three times fast. You sound like Daffy Duck, don't you? This week, take a road trip of the mind to DTFU's favorite place: Las Vegas. She's a city of vices: cocktails, gambling, porno cards (you may know them as escort cards?) and she can be a real bitch. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about the series of tunnels below the strip and how harsh Lady Luck can really be. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

This week, the satanic rituals are plentiful as Erin and Nicole finally dig into the cultural phenomenon that is the Satanic Panic. It's like the Salem Witch Trials, but with more hairspray. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Hopefully you're sippin' a blended beverage on the beach/next to a pool/with your feet in the sink, because it's summer and the heat is on! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the evolution of women's swimwear. TLDL (too long, didn't listen)? Just know women had to basically wear a wooden box at one point. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

There's an age-old, summer tradition in the Netherlands where young, pre-teen children are dumped off in the forest and have to find their way back to civilization. Except, maybe there isn't? I mean, there is, but it sounds like camping? Join Erin and Nicole this week as they discuss the New York Times profile on the Dutch "tradition" of Dropping. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

This episode is a train wreck from start to finish. Erin and Nicole leave the station via the Cats Trailer, picking up speed as they make a slight left into The Lion King. There's a quick detour to make a pit stop at the Patreon and finally, it's full speed ahead on the nightmare of this week's topic: Dr. James Burt AKA the "Love Surgeon" aka the UNCERTIFIED vaginal surgeon. You know what? Let's just all hang out in the train's bar car so we can guard each others' clits, as we toast to the doctor with the most misplaced confidence of anyone we've ever heard of...once we reach the point of the episode where he died in 2012. You can check out our Patreon and listen to the Vaginal Rejuvenation Bonus Episode here! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Guess who's back? Back again? Here's a hint: he's got less taint than any royal you've ever met. It's Louis XIV! But he's just keeping up appearances, because we have a real hero on our hands who deserves all of our attention and more. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about the most badass lady you've never heard of: Julie d'Aubigny, aka Mademoiselle Maupin. If she were alive today, she'd be be the hero we need AND deserve. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

Erin's got a cold. Nicole's got two retainers. But nothing's going to stop these two from ripping the stuffing out of the plush darlings of the 90's: Beanie Babies. Join our Host Dudes for a look at the rise (and fall) of one of the biggest, hardest to understand crazes of the last century. (As mentioned in the episode, share this link with a friend to introduce them to the pod! https://dtfupodcast.com/new-dtfu) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support

This week, Erin and Nicole harken back to the beginning of this podcast, to do a deeper dive into one very f****d up MLM. So put on your ass-less leggings, sign your $5,000 check and two-step on into this downline, partner! It's LulaRoe, you BOSS B*TCH. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dude-thats-fd-up8/support