Side Tracked (with Blue Vino)

Main Topic:  Lassie vs Flipper Side Topics:  Liberal Ex-Cop shoots "gun nuts" with a gun to help get rid of guns & gun violence.  What dog foods are suitable for people.  Jihads: are they going the way of the pet rock?  What was it that actually broke Liberals' logic?  Is it true the donut started out as a cock ring?  Do we stereotype people or do people just fit the stereotype?  And what did we call stereotyping before stereo?  The reason lawyers are replacing lab rats for scientific experimentation.  Should I infiltrate the Free Masons?  Hey what's that over there!?  Why dogs are better than cats (says Guitarist, Piano player disagrees).  What happened to Merv Griffin?  What Friedrich Nietzsche said about Assassins. All of this in 30 minutes!

Main Topic:  Arresting the President Side Topics:  Immigration - the good, the bad, the reality.  Senator Menendez the possible Pedophile & why the Gov't won't go after him.  Our Guitarist secretly HATES talk show hosts, even though he listens to them often!  Why the Piano Player challenges religious people so much.  Hilary Clinton can get away with anything, she has a brain ouchy.  Former "First Dog" Barney dies... Obama eats his corpse.  Lassie vs Flipper & all that it entails.  Should I infiltrate the Free Masons?  Hey whats that over there?!  Item 9 exists! All of this in 30 minutes!

Main Topic:  Facebook has allegedly been suspending people for being outspokenly Pro Gun Rights. Side Topics:  Dub Step, what the hell is it and why?  How come our Guitarist's "Trade in your Guns for a Drone" idea isn't taking off?  If Guns kill people, why don't guns rule the world?  Auto Correct purposely misrepresents you to troll you.  Why you can smell pot on people but can't get high from the smell.  Why dogs REALLY like their balls.  Should I infiltrate the Free Masons?  Hey what's that over there?  How Pharmaceutical companies have taken over in place of street drugs.  Why Yogi Bear is a bad influence on real bears.  The rumors going around that Bo Hotchkiss is really an Atheist & not Agnostic. All this in 30 minutes

Main Topic:  What you should know about the Music Industry today...it ISN'T what they say it is. Side Topics:  Absurdity-am I the only one that finds it funny?  What is the definition of a "sell-out"?  What is this trend of country singers rapping in country songs? {thanks to @audreysavins}    Is "rap" even music?  Should I infiltrate the Free Masons?  Hey what's that over there?  It's Pearl Harbor Day, how are you honoring the betrayed servicemen?  Also, Cows that burn down their farmer's house..your thoughts?  What DON'T you like about Bill O'Reilly? "I'll Shoot the Moon" Did Tom Waits know about the Nuke-the-Moon plan?

Main Topic:  Evolution & Intelligent Design Side Topics:  Is Ant-Man going to hell for sacrificing all those ants?  If you believe the planet is over populated, have you considered suicide?  Tiny insect drones, & what our Guitarist would do if he had one.  Is Project Blue Beam going to be used against Christians to mimic the 2nd coming of Jesus?  Are mountain lions going to control Las Vegas in the distant future?  Rush Limbaugh on Suicide watch after stating that Romney's failure is partly HIS fault.  Should I infiltrate the Free Masons?  Hey what's that over there?  Was Bob Ross actually God paying us a visit? All of this in 30 minutes!!

Main Topic:  How in the hell do we get our country back?  Debate discussion fight carnaval awesome fun time GO! Side Topics:  What's your favorite color?; Hey, what's that thing over there?; Why does it hurt when I do this?; Why reality television is a waste of everyone's lives; When will the Rockefellers die so I can piss on their graves already?; Police, cross-dressing, & you;  the Platypus; the newly created "Party" Party vs Democratic & Republican parties; the Church of Xenu; Christians don't believe there's dark matter because they can't see it; Ted Turner's crazy ramblings...AND MORE! All of this in 30 minutes!

Main issue - "A vote for so 'n such is a vote for Obama/Romeny" Secondary issues - "How to make NDAA work to your advantage"; "USA Presidential Elections are completely fake"; "Why you can't spell Eugenics without Eugene"; "Drinking Sodium Fluoride strait to save time"; "How to build a Jewish gas house Amish style!"; "The reasons Jews-for-Jesus are ruining everything"; "Why you never see Native Americans at Denny's"; "Is it still too soon for Holocaust jokes?"; "The 42 things wrong with God's plan"; "Which would you rather be: a Zombie or a Sheeple"; "How Alex Jones survived by eating the people sent to kill him"; "Why Mitt Romney finds it funny that Christians are voting for him"; "Mormons hate the Amish because the Amish do it right."; "Obama is wrong, the Amish DID build that!"; "Why aren't Amish counted when tallying up the Unemployment number?"; "Teddy Roosevelt could kill Romney & Obama with a toothpick #fact"; "DOW JONES commits suicide, because America used to want to cuddle, now doesn't pay as m