Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes kind of phone it in because they can’t be expected to nail it every wek.

In which our heroes brave the Trumpian wasteland to record a podcast. Graham goes poo fishing, Chris comes out as gay, Adam spends $300 on a catalogue and Dan has sex with animals.

In which our heroes blind Ant McPartlin with paint, unveil the 2016 Two Star Podcast Christmas advert and call Nick Knowles a bellend.

In which our heroes rate dicks. Adam presents our US Election Special, Dan strangles a dog, Graham is vulgar and Chris jizzes in his #fartballoon

In which our heroes start a sex rumour about footballers. Dan reports on a gay donkey, Adam nukes Texas and/or France, Chris sneezes and Graham makes plans to attend a sex robot festival.

In which our heroes break the news and make the news. Chris wonders about Rimming, Dan slathers himself in Marmite, Adam blows up some phones and Graham does a poo.

In which our heroes talk paedo pop, RADAR, foreign doctors and exorcism

In which our heroes discuss the Richard Curtis Multiverse, reneg on their hate crime plans, answer a listener’s letter about dirty protests and talk about TV programmes that aired many years before their average listener was born. Here is the camera dildo: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013JSWZNE?th=1 Here is the video of a man drilling his iTelephone: https://youtu.be/5tqH-Un9SFU

In which our heroes celebrate their Paralympic success and forget to edit the podcast, which is why it’s only just been published.

  In which our heroes mourn the deaths of Adam and the Great British Bake Off, do some cyber bullying and adapt a modern classic

In which our heroes open their post, ridicule Jeremy Corbyn for liking UB40 and read from Jane Austen.

In which our heroes take a lady hostage, exile Donald Trump to Mexico, catch a German swimmer with a fishing hook and discuss poo crumbs & robotic wanking claw robotic_wanking_claws buy cheap robotic wanking claws sex porn.

In which our heroes go ‘meh’ at Great British Bake Off, discuss poo crumbs and Dan & Graham get diverted by Viennetta.

In which our heroes plot a terror attack, build a robot octopus and interview Christopher from Dorset for a grown-up job.

In which our heroes fire Orlando Bloom, Graham watches a man breaking his leg, Adam watches computer games and Dan reads the privacy policy for his vibrator. Chuck Tingle’s masterwork can be found here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI

In which our heroes get  a coffee and a blowjob, shoot buzzards and review Robot Wars.

In which our heroes discuss filth, porn, sexy times, Chessington Bubble Works, grot, jazz mags and 300 dicks.

In which our heroes abolish all anti-drug laws in sport, read out some incredible Robot Wars fan fiction, moan about millennials and extend an olive branch to David from Birmingham.

In which our heroes brew beer by algorithm, Adam wants to be more evil, Christopher from Dorset review Absolutely Fabulous and Craig David’s beard, and Graham goes off on one about Japanese pop-culture.

In which our heroes elect a new Prime Minister, form a new political party, plot the recolonisation of America and have a go on a sex robot. That “Hardcore Henry” music video: Bad Motherfucker by Biting Elbows.