Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes are surrounded by bunting and monarchists. Graham refuses to find out some basic knowledge, Dan launders some Dutch money and Adam goes on a train. This episode is from the Olden Days when we had a living Queen.

In which our heroes suggestively eat a Calypo and then spend an hour playing a game that basically involves arguing about synonyms.

In which London Bridge has Fallen. Our heroes talk about the Royal Death, Korfball refereeing and ratify a backlog of Eggs.

In which our heroes discuss Adam’s unfortunate experiences with the trains, badger Dan into getting a better nickname, talk about tattoos they’re never going to get,  and then have a nice chat about the F1.  Finally, Chris embarks on some product placement.

In which our heroes discuss the unfolding Ukraine crisis, surprisingly without bad taste or judgment, reflect on the ongoing Events in the UK.  Then Chris gets kidnapped or something and Adam and Dan feel bad for a bit then abandon him.  He’s probably fine?

In which our heroes talk about kicking sick kids while they’re down. Graham recaptures then laments his lost youth and is judged by a tramp, Adam gets new wardrobes and Dan is replaced with a Romanian.

In which our heroes resign. Graham is a bigger boy, Dan is Justice Secretary, and Adam can’t just talk into his fucking microphone properly like a normal person. We apologies for the poor audio quality in parts of the episode, blame Boris.

In which our heroes talk about the upcoming Live Listener Extravaganza in Milton Keynes, play a made up game then resolve, or possibly inflame, all geopolitical conflict by reorganising all of the countries.

In which our heroes are FINE. Graham reports back from the Americas, Adam goes to Lego Bimringham, Chris develops a foot fetish and Dan airs his dirty laundry.

In which our heroes pull the topics microwaves & lists from the Bean Machine

In which our heroes discuss Prince Charles’s hands, validate that Dan hasn’t died of covid, ratify some eggs, and foray into court reporting on the Wagatha Christie case.

In which our heroes put Chris on trial for his drinking and talk about films, somehow spinning it out to nearly an hour

In which our heroes pay tribute to the office of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (but not the men and women who have actually filled it) This is the second attempt at uploading after summat gone mashup

In which our heroes bang on about which politicians would be tolerable to play board games with for over an hour.

In which our heroes gather for the three hundred and twenty eighth time to ratify some eggs, abuse Dan for being bad at technology, work out when Chris could realistically date Michael Portillo, and review progress on dry January

In which our heroes, without Graham, discuss NFTs, donkey milk, Marxism, pre decimal coinage and farts in a jar.

In which our heroes listen as Graham declares his last will and testament, Graham talks about toxic masculinity, Graham talks about people call Graham, Graham starts following chess and Graham unveils the podcast Christmas advert

In which our heroes review last years predictions for accuracy and comedy, and repeat their foolishness by making further (wrong) predictions.

In which our heroes remember Adam who is dead then play a game which draws on their knowledge of the foreign language and, as such, doesn’t work very well.

In which our heroes discuss entertainers and play a game that doesn’t work.