Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes carry out the rebranding of Dan (reDanding). Graham takes to a life of piracy, Chris loses someone’s kneecap, Dan sings songs about fanny and Adam enables all of this.

In which our heroes, in lieu of any #content or original ideas, play No More Jockeys again. Some technical difficulties have resulted in some sounds appearing in the recording which, to the untrained ear, may sound like disgusting burps but are actually very technical glitches that you wouldn’t understand. We apologise.

In which our heroes discuss the merits of the performance enhanced Olympics, Chris attempts to invent a game show, and everyone reflects on the deep processes behind how we come to believe in anything.  Handled with taste and class as always

In which our heroes discuss the perfect drinks to drink in the shower and the perfect food to eat in the bath.  After a brief segue through masturbating and the weather, they then move onto camouflaged horses and being electrocuted in the bath.  Key issues all.

In which our heroes discuss the invention of Dirty Protests, the philosopher Diogenes (yes, really!) and Supermarket Substitutions.  No Daniel.

In which a failed show-trial descends into chaos, the possibility that this isn’t the worst timeline is discussed and Chris arrives late to discuss a film he vaguely remembers and to defend the honour of Ruddy William.

In which our heroes reduce two continents down to their 10 essential cities for no discernable reason.

In which our heroes reflect. Dan gets drunk, Chris falls in love with paperwork, and Graham tries to seduce a grieving woman. This is the last episode in the current campaign of Dungeons & Dickheads IN SPACE. Thank you for listening and we’ll be back soon! In the meantime why not have a listen to … Continue reading Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 6 →

In which our heroes, sans Adam, go to Guildford and get drunk.

In which our heroes play another game of No More Jockeys, again without Daniel.

In which our heroes, minus Daniel, play No More Jockeys.

In which our heroes ape the fantastic @moonunderpod created by @nomadicrevery and @robinallender. They each describe their perfect pub and specify two draught drinks, two bottles & a wildcard, ban something and choose an album for the jukebox.

In which our heroes reach a conclusion. Graham gets tasered, Dan gets tasered, and Chris gets tasered.

In which our heroes rush in. Someone gets shot, someone gets tied up, and someone briefly contemplates pissing on a bed. This episode was originally over 3 hours long so we’ve split it into two parts. Part 2 coming soon!

In which our heroes recover from the night before, buy more bigger guns, have an excursion to a Wales-sized asteroid, and break some things mostly on purpose.

In which our heroes engage in some sex, drugs, and dodgy rolls. Graham gets violent, Chris gets paralytic, and Dan gets 3 bottles deep with a lady.

In which our heroes get into a bar fight. Graham finally punches someone, Chris performs a tactical chunder, and Dan tries to be diplomatic.

In which our heroes arrive on Tycho Station in search of space drugs. Chris makes a new friend, Graham threatens several people, and Dan attempts to bribe everyone.

In which our heroes prepare to embark on a new adventure. Dan is a space Tory, Chris works to bring down the government from within, and Graham really wants to punch someone. The game we will be playing is The Expanse RPG from Green Ronin

In which our heroes play an excellent Cameo-based guessing game, shamelessly lifted from the vastly superior @15_quid