Two Star Podcast

In which the real episode 161 is so bad that Chris makes a clip show instead.  

In which our heroes do bad things with glove puppets and end up where they were about two and a half podcasts ago.

I mean, the title pretty much says it all.

In which our heroes look backwards and forwards at the same time. Dan gets some pussy, Chris gets withdrawal, and Adam gets technical.

In which our heroes pilot an exciting new quiz format and harass Dan about his breadbin

In which our heroes drink a lot and are joined by Alastair from Nottingham

In which our heroes are reunited, start a quest together and possibly accidentally kill some completely innocent goblins.

In which our heroes mourn. Graham and Chris go on a pub crawl and anger some “monks”, Dan does some tedious admin.

In which our diminished and depleted heroes mourn the fires in Greece, possibly violate the Official Secrets Act, plot to throw Daniel in a canal, interview one of Graham’s neighbours and eat some really loud prawn crackers that I thought it was funnier not to edit out.

In which our heroes plan their next holiday. Chris has a haircut, Graham is a Victim Of Crime, Adam recounts his time in an escape room and Daniel [inaudible due to train noise]

In which our heroes go on a side quest. Graham and Gemma are nowhere to be found while Chris and Dan hunt for treasure. Everything goes wrong.

In which our heroes resurrect an episode long thought dead, but in doing so sacrifice Graham to the dark gods of hotel internet.  We also talk about computer games and shit.  There’s a lovely surprise in there too!

In which our heroes learn about made up meals. Graham chooses bionic enhancements for his penis, Adam slanders a teacher and Chris recalls the time he shit his pants in a shop.

In which our heroes escape. Dan returns to talk about wanking, Graham bids for project work and Adam talks about gnomes.

In which our heroes solve terrorism. Graham dismisses Chris’ wine drinking, Chris dismisses Graham’s gin drinking and Adam gives thanks to Jesus that he doesn’t have to provide Chris with technical support.

In which our heroes yet again fail to record anything resembling a podcast.  Adam repays his debt to society, Graham disrespects other peoples sensitive information (AGAIN) and Christopher contemplates the moral maze of accidentally acquired children and boy monkey weeing.  Also, face crabs.

In which Christopher solves his computer problem.  Adam recalls his (obviously homo-erotic) dream about Graham.  Graham offends many women and Christopher with his crude language and everyone agrees on plans for white genocide. PLUS – we launch an exciting listener competition.

In which our heroes suffer Chris problems. Chris is absent for the first 8 minutes despite being present, Graham talks about shitting a lot and Adam segues from bell ends to bell curves.

In which our heroes are joined by David from Birmingham whom they try to doxx again, as well as discussing problematic neighbours and deciding what kind of post-Brexit dystopia they’d prefer

In which our heroes are joined by Brandon who teaches them about the mystical land of America