Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes talk mostly about poo (but also wee) for over an hour and run out of time to do an actual podcast.

In which our heroes insult a listener, abandon a long-term podcast project, go on a speed awareness course and talk about toilets & poo for a very, very long time.

In which our heroes buy booze and talk about Gangster’s Wives, the greatest film yet to be made

In which Christopher advocates drowning children and possibly breaks the official secrets act and Graham recycles content from previous episodes.  More is revealed about Graham’s new neighbour in a way that Adam would probably have prevented, so it is definitely his fault for not supervising.

In which our heroes travel to Bangkok. Adam becomes a murderer for hire, Graham gets into a fight with a muscle man and Chris falls in love. Dan remains unaccounted for.

In which our heroes drink some mysterious liquid which arrived by post, discuss cannibalism, Japanese trains & the Parisian helicopter prison break, and muse on the fact that IT’S COMING HOME

In which our heroes ride the Megabus, dream about Jacob Rees Mogg and frequent glory holes

In which our heroes look at pictures of tiny aeroplanes (yes, really, on a  podcast) and plan a podcast outing.  Graham disrespects the heroes of war and Chris and Dan make many single item lists. There are no new years resolutions (which helps to approximately date this historical offering).

In which our heroes go to a ginger wedding, have thoughts about things, bully Daniel into singing and  Chris impresses everyone with his current up to date musical references. PLUS – A story about Ruddy William.

In which our heroes sit back, relax, and generally chill out. Graham makes himself a nice Gin and Tonic, Adam silences the annoying cats and cars in his life and Dan gets his dick out in the light of a burning dustbin to impress a lady.

In which our heroes bang on about GDPR and Jumani, have a stress wank, invent a cocktail and find Dan a wife

In which our two surviving heroes discuss films, “canon” and the misadventures of Sajid Javid.  The train noises are 100% intentional

In which our heroes discuss quality tv, wrestle with GDPR, discuss the local elections, debrief from their expedition into the countryside and conduct a scientific study into what constitutes a sea.

In which our heroes wrestle with poor audio quality for the first 20 minutes. Adam plays fantasy government, Chris joins ISIS and Dan gets off his tits on ketamine.

In which our heroes get under a towel, plan Graham’s death by (sexual) misadventure, stumble upon actual content, threaten multiple regicide, libel a twinkle and then use their excellent internet sleuthing skills to track another one down. Editors note: this one is a real mess, but quite a funny mess.

In which our heroes discuss bum disease, Graham speaks ill of Stuart Baggs the Dead Brand, Daniel continues to misunderstand veganism and Chris has a dirty weekend away with Michael Portillo

In which our heroes bring down Facebook. Dan categorises all food into Vegan and Non-Vegan, Adam wanks on about Data Protection and Chris buys a new sofa made of hummus.

In which our heroes explore veganism and terrorism, perform a comparative ethnography of Friends and revel in the snow.

In which our heroes perform an offensive radio play, discuss cream teas (again), and Chris goes insane whilst editing it all.

In which our heroes plan for the pornpocalypse by developing niche fetishes, serve notice to Ruddy William, talk about films and TV for ages and are sick in a Wetherspoons.